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      03-16-2018, 01:38 PM   #133
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If you want us Yanks to support you, you've got to use colloquialisms we can understand.

Lups you speak 4 languages, can you translate his British to 'Murican for us???


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Ha! Well I would imagine you'd understand what a "rap sheet" is I'll explain the last bit, a "docker's tea break" is something that is very long.
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Something, something "make 'mericuh great again"......
I'm beginning to understand that Canada is to the US what the Republic of Ireland is to the UK.
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More hijinks!

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/03...n-england.html

The story also has an excellent background other extrajudicial killings carried out by the Russians and Soviets in England.
Haha, they also screwed us Finns with messing with our elections once.

They are good at this shit, and it took us about 25 years to admit we were victims. The world spins faster these days but you Americans are still taking it better than we did in our time.
At least they didn't take your milk!
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I'm beginning to understand that Canada is to the US what the Republic of Ireland is to the UK.
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If you want us Yanks to support you, you've got to use colloquialisms we can understand.

Lups you speak 4 languages, can you translate his British to 'Murican for us???



just funnin ya
As much as I appreciate our USUK special relationship and all the assistance the US has provided England and her Allies in times of war. If Ivans tanks started rolling across Eastern Europe a combined British and German army would be a tough nut for the Russians to crack.
Personally I wouldn't be surprised if the poisoning is some elaborate European plot to stop brexit
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At least they didn't take your milk!
It's not a widely known fact, but the winter war was mainly about milk. They came at for our cows, we sent Simo Häyhä to greet them.
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Ha! Well I would imagine you'd understand what a "rap sheet" is I'll explain the last bit, a "docker's tea break" is something that is very long.
ASSuming:
Docker = Longshoreman
Tea break = well, we really don't do tea here so, Union mandated rest period?

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Clearly you've never been to Ireland.
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Tea break = well, we really don't do tea here so, Union mandated rest period?

No you chucked it all in the harbour!

Yes you're correct
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There's nothing quite like a brew, even our tanks have on-board tea making facilitys
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Clearly you've never been to Ireland.
I love Ireland!
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Clearly you've never been to Ireland.
I have but I was very drunk and 16. I have pics sadly to prove it but the sheep shown in most of them never signed a release so I can't show you.

Scotland didn't go much better with me either, after that trip I've traveled alone. My friends get me in to too much trouble.

It is funny how everyone loves the Irish and the Canadians and for their first marriage they always go for the Americans and Brits.
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It is funny how everyone loves the Irish and the Canadians and for their first marriage they always go for the Americans and Brits.
First (and second) were Mexican for me. Must have something to do with California
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First (and second) were Mexican for me. Must have something to do with California
I already got totally manhandled for my epic job application post so I won't write my racist thoughts about about Mexicans here.

But since I feel I have to just mildly scratch the surface a bit: Fuck you too!

You know who loves Canadian food? Anyone who's been stuck with American food for a while! You know who else? Me! Me and the Irish, and the UK and everyone who isn't from the stupid sea area in Europe I forgot a name for in English!

So don't give me this shit about me being wrong! I'd marry your wife tomorrow too!! The food in ca is as bad as hairy balls if you're not dining with a local.

You're causing issues with our friendship Wade!!! Stop being so fucking smug about your taste and never, ever tell me again what you had for lunch.

Btw, microloans. The flowers went to that, 25x3.

I hate you! And tell your wife she has an option and i would eat more than you do.
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First (and second) were Mexican for me. Must have something to do with California
I already got totally manhandled for my epic job application post so I won't write my racist thoughts about about Mexicans here.

But since I feel I have to just mildly scratch the surface a bit: Fuck you too!

You know who loves Canadian food? Anyone who's been stuck with American food for a while! You know who else? Me! Me and the Irish, and the UK and everyone who isn't from the stupid sea area in Europe I forgot a name for in English!

So don't give me this shit about me being wrong! I'd marry your wife tomorrow too!! The food in ca is as bad as hairy balls if you're not dining with a local.

You're causing issues with our friendship Wade!!! Stop being so fucking smug about your taste and never, ever tell me again what you had for lunch.

Btw, microloans. The flowers went to that, 25x3.

I hate you! And tell your wife she has an option and i would eat more than you do.
See I eat more than just the peppers so ...

And now that I remember, I'm 3/4 Irish so maybe I was just on the wrong side of the equation
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So, being in Russia, what is your opinion of Putin? I have known a couple of Russians, young ones at that and they said that most people love him, especially the younger generation.
I would say exactly the opposite - young people tend to have more claims to Putin than middle-aged people. Older people and the majority of the population in the regions (not in the capitals) - unequivocally support Putin, first of all - in the hope of stability.
I'll try to explain my opinion later, sorry for my little English - I need to go for a walk with [s]my bears[/s] children ))
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https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/03/1...ww.google.com/

I guarantee Boris Johnson is not some part of some deep state.
No but he is in some kind of "deep state"

Boris...bless him, he did write a very good bio on Churchill worth a read.
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Many sources are indicating there will be an escalation and England is trying to get a coalition of countries to boycott the World Cup.

Russia spy poisoning: 23 UK diplomats expelled from Moscow
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Got a few minutes? I tend to look around, behind, below and above what 'they' tell me. Interesting read.

https://medium.com/insurge-intellige...t-a69b4ee484ce
RT agrees. Russia Today, a Russian propaganda outlet.

https://www.rt.com/news/421123-uk-co...poisoning/amp/
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This guy kicked Putin's seat one time. The rest is history.
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And so it begins.....
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