People who park right next to you

[rebekahb]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

Omg the possibilities...

Soon my friends will hate me

Report back and let me know how it goes. I don't want to be on the receiving end of a prank back so may pass on this one.

I bought some liquid ass on Amazon and let me tell you. I have had a blast with that. My 4 year old nephew thought it was funny to rip a nasty one on me when I was laying with him before he went to bed. The next night he was in the bathtub and I told him my belly hurt and gave a little spray of the liquid ass. I had tears rolling down my face I was laughing so hard at him.

I also pranked my husband. He went in the garage and I sprayed some by the door. He walked back in and was disgusted. I told him the Thai was spicy and my stomach hurt. Laughed again until I had tears rolling down my face.

I am not a prank person at all but have had some fun with that spray.

[tranquility]

Those ppl suck, either jerks or totally oblivious. Man, some of your stories made me livid. "Serenity now! Serenity now!" Lol

[Alfisti]

Originally Posted by cooolone2

But I had to ask him, like WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT, why did he have to park right next to us when there were so many options open. He had no answer and looked dumbfounded!

This is the nasty truth, there's a lot of talk here about people being arseholes but 90% of the time they are just fucking stupid.

[Watching The World Burn]

Thread reminds me of Hanlon's Razor. Basically just proving it is true.

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by OkieSnuffBox

May they asphyxiate on a satchel of richards.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their shorts.

[tranquility]

Originally Posted by Alfisti

This is the nasty truth, there's a lot of talk here about people being arseholes but 90% of the time they are just fucking stupid.

LOTS of ppl are like cattle, no clue what they are doing in this world. Simple stuff like stopping in front of escalators, elevators, totally inconsiderate and potentially hazardous.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by tranquility

Simple stuff like stopping in front of escalators, elevators, totally inconsiderate and potentially hazardous.

I forechecked someone in the back for stopping on the platform at the top of a mall escalator, to prevent the domino effect from injuring dozens of people still riding said escalator. The moron had the entire freaking ride up to figure out which way they wanted to walk when they stepped off.....

[tranquility]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

I forechecked someone in the back for stopping on the platform at the top of a mall escalator, to prevent the domino effect from injuring dozens of people still riding said escalator. The moron had the entire freaking ride up to figure out which way they wanted to walk when they stepped off.....

LOL good job

Ya, you have to do that to prevent a pileup. How do they NOT know the chaos that they are about to cause?

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by tranquility

Ya, you have to do that to prevent a pileup. How do they NOT know the chaos that they are about to cause?

Probably the same way that they missed the "no baby strollers on escalator" and "no parking - fire zone" signs.....

[Watching The World Burn]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Probably the same way that they missed the "no baby strollers on escalator" and "no parking - fire zone" signs.....

Meh, I've always taken baby strollers on escalators. Never saw the problem. Just be ready to lift and push.

[tranquility]

Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

Meh, I've always taken baby strollers on escalators. Never saw the problem. Just be ready to lift and push.

You're putting everyone in danger, esp your kid. All it takes is for the thing to suddenly stop and some klutz to stumble and fall down. Don't risk it.

[Watching The World Burn]

Originally Posted by tranquility

You're putting everyone in danger, esp your kid. All it takes is for the thing to suddenly stop and some klutz to stumble and fall down. Don't risk it.

Well, I'm out of that stage now, so its a moot point, but if some klutz does stumble and fall, I think that is still dangerous to everyone, regardless of whether a stroller is there or not. That said, I'm also talking about a stroller that isn't one of those flimsy fold up into nothing ones, I'm talking about ones that have something like a roll cage almost lol. Big and bulky.

Anyways, don't have to do it anymore anyways.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by tranquility

You're putting everyone in danger, esp your kid. All it takes is for the thing to suddenly stop and some klutz to stumble and fall down. Don't risk it.

One of my friends has been in a wheelchair since birth. He is pretty athletic and always gets yelled at when he uses an escalator in his chair. It easily fits and he has never had an issue, he could probably lift himself up out of the escalator chair and all if he wanted to, but there is always someone freaking out when he does it.

[davidvan05]

People will go out of their way to troll. As long as they don't park like an ass then it's fine by me.

[tranquility]

I dunno guys, seems like you're missing the pt...

Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

Well, I'm out of that stage now, so its a moot point, but if some klutz does stumble and fall, I think that is still dangerous to everyone, regardless of whether a stroller is there or not. That said, I'm also talking about a stroller that isn't one of those flimsy fold up into nothing ones, I'm talking about ones that have something like a roll cage almost lol. Big and bulky.

Anyways, don't have to do it anymore anyways.

Ofc the klutz falling will endanger everyone below him, but my pt is that your kid shouldn't be there in the 'firing line' due to this potential danger, besides you losing your balance due to a sudden stop and bringing down the stroller+kid.

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

One of my friends has been in a wheelchair since birth. He is pretty athletic and always gets yelled at when he uses an escalator in his chair. It easily fits and he has never had an issue, he could probably lift himself up out of the escalator chair and all if he wanted to, but there is always someone freaking out when he does it.

That's all fine and dandle but what about the ppl who'll get hit by his wheelchair? How does he even fit, on 1 step?



Anyway, there are so many inconsiderate and clueless ppl in this world, just yesterday I was lining up at a cashier, the line was getting long, this old geezer was chatting up the cashier for AGES after his transaction was long done, totally not caring about the ppl behind, even when I went to the cashier and put my stuff down he was still standing there nearby chatting the employee up (who really didn't want any part of him, even saying "good night" as a hint). What a jackX. Nobody wants to talk to you, you old lonely wrinkled loser, go back to your retirement home and just fade away. /rant LOL

[ky0u]

Originally Posted by Marmugmotleocay

This happened to my M40. Like this wasn't done on purpose.

This is exactly the type of shit I was referring to in my earlier post.

[Alfisti]

Originally Posted by tranquility

Nobody wants to talk to you, you old lonely wrinkled loser, go back to your retirement home and just fade away. /rant LOL

Jesus and I have the reputation for being a harsh bastard. Mother fucker probably lonely.

[tranquility]

Originally Posted by Alfisti

Jesus and I have the reputation for being a harsh bastard. Mother fucker probably lonely.

Caught me on a bad day.

He's definitely lonely but jezuz there's a time and place for that, not when it inconveniences other ppl, esp for such a freaking long time, talking about garbage AND the other guy wasn't even interested to top it off.

EDIT: you didn't put a comma after His name, so I was wondering why the heck did you think Jesus was a bastard? LOL.

[c1pher]

I have had this happen more times than I can count. It makes me consider which car to take if I’m going to have to leave it unattended for a few hours. Just like the people who have to prove they can drive faster than me driving the speed limit and then use their windshield washer in front of me. It’s definitely done on purpose. Like “eff you there’s nothing you can do about it”. I’ve considered keeping a can of shaving creme in my car and spray it on their windows. No damage and might keep their windows from fogging up.

[540iSUP]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

I think they deserve those stickers similar to the ones parking enforcement uses. The big yellow ones that stick to you window. Those are a bitch to get off and I think the point would clearly be made to never park like an asshole again

I need these in Spanish. Not being racist, I live in a predominately Hispanic area with low education and income.

[540iSUP]

Originally Posted by Maynard

If I see another nice car, and in a lot that is busy and unlikely to allow cars to stay '6 spaces from anybody' I will park next to them. I figure they aren't likely to ding me, and they might get peace of mind from relaizing I won't ding them either. It's like the second best version of the wall/support beam - safe on that side.

Exactly! I would prefer to park far and walk, but sometimes places are busy and the only spot is next to a car that looks well taken care of. Sometimes its not the car brand, but about how well the owner appreciates and takes care of their vehicles. If the car looks like the owner actually gives a shit, I'll happily park next to it with some consideration for space.

Vice versa applies as well. If I'm parked in the boonies and an M5 CS wants to park next to me, I'm cool with that. As long as that M5 looks like its being taken care of.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by tranquility

Caught me on a bad day.

He's definitely lonely but jezuz there's a time and place for that, not when it inconveniences other ppl, esp for such a freaking long time, talking about garbage AND the other guy wasn't even interested to top it off.

EDIT: you didn't put a comma after His name, so I was wondering why the heck did you think Jesus was a bastard? LOL.

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