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      09-30-2020, 08:55 PM   #4313
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Come on, I thought that was creative!
Besides we all know he is going to post something.
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To be clear, these are not MY STD pictures but only from reputable medical journals.

If I can get a few more requests, I'd be happy to post a few. Please let me know if you prefer oral STD pics, the nether regions, or something more creative.

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This makes me curious to see YOUR STD pictures.

Fair question actually, isn't it MKSixer - after all, you're something of a pioneer when it comes to those aren't you?

Have any been named after you?
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      09-30-2020, 09:27 PM   #4315
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just so I don't get banned, I do not advocate pictures of hoo-has
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      09-30-2020, 09:29 PM   #4316
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just so I don't get banned, I do not advocate pictures of hoo-has
Who has hoo-has, MKSixer ?
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      09-30-2020, 09:35 PM   #4317
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just so I don't get banned, I do not advocate pictures of hoo-has
Is that the technical term?
Of course to the moderators, this is strictly for entertainment purposes!

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      09-30-2020, 11:34 PM   #4318
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does MKSixer need to break out his STD pics?
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I don't know why I would need him to.

I'd prefer he didn't, I'd like to still have sex in the future.
To be clear, these are not MY STD pictures but only from reputable medical journals.

If I can get a few more requests, I'd be happy to post a few. Please let me know if you prefer oral STD pics, the nether regions, or something more creative.

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This could be a great educational piece for guys and girls to know what to look out for. Thinking of cunnilingus? Save yourself if it looks like.. insert photo here.
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      10-01-2020, 12:03 AM   #4319
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      10-01-2020, 12:52 AM   #4320
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I may become a man whore.
I'm going to buy stock in trojan
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      10-01-2020, 06:35 AM   #4321
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I'm going to buy stock in trojan
Inside stock tip. I am single again. Yes, trojan stock would be a sound investment during these unprecedented times.

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Well, shit.
Fret not. Stay tuned.....

Confession. As of now, 3.

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      10-01-2020, 06:42 AM   #4322
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Yes!! The vice president of a company has flat out told me he would hire me if I were a citizen last year, and basically repeated the same thing this year.

Appreciate it man, might do!


Yeah, I have a beard growing I should shave that... Been a while.


Eh, the whole paperwork thing turns companies off which I kind of understand. The phrasing I guess is what lets them get away with it - I guess it's ok when they say "sorry we don't sponsor" but not ok when they say "yea no foreigners bro sorry"

And honestly I'm graduating in less than 3 months so I really don't mind where I work at this point, the uncertainty is getting to me hahaha I just need to know unless I fail my courses, my ass will not be grass
Pickle - Breathe! 3 months to go.

I get the sponsor thing. I have two foreign employees and it is a pain in the ass and costs a fortune. I am not condoning the behavior of the companies who told you they do not hire foreigners though.

Hit me up if you want to talk.
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      10-01-2020, 06:44 AM   #4323
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To be clear, these are not MY STD pictures but only from reputable medical journals.

If I can get a few more requests, I'd be happy to post a few. Please let me know if you prefer oral STD pics, the nether regions, or something more creative.

UncleWede Joekerr cmyx6go King Rudi Soul_Glo

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How am I even part of this? Please, please give notice if/when posting so I can close my eyes as I scroll past.
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      10-01-2020, 08:17 AM   #4324
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Inside stock tip. I am single again. Yes, trojan stock would be a sound investment during these unprecedented times.



Fret not. Stay tuned.....

Confession. As of now, 3.
Shall I hold my breath, or would I just be an even uglier corpse?
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      10-01-2020, 08:28 AM   #4325
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Shall I hold my breath, or would I just be an even uglier corpse?
Breathe damn you! Breathe!

I'd keep an eye on the dating thread. It will be updated regularly.
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      10-01-2020, 08:31 AM   #4326
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Breathe damn you! Breathe!

I'd keep an eye on the dating thread. It will be updated regularly.
Dammit man this was my way out! 2020 hasn’t been kind! Guess I’ll keep doing this breathing thing.

Gotta live vicariously somewhere and somehow. I shall continue to lurk with zero to add!
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      10-01-2020, 08:43 AM   #4327
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+1 on someone actually told you that?
Seriously, you didn’t want to work in that environment anyway.
If you want you could go after them as that is discrimination.
Granted there is not much benefit to you in that, maybe a little revenge might make you feel better.
Some companies can't hire foreign nationals due to the line of work, i.e distribution level, security level, etc. It's perfectly legal, not like they're being judged off their nationality.

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And honestly I'm graduating in less than 3 months so I really don't mind where I work at this point, the uncertainty is getting to me hahaha I just need to know unless I fail my courses, my ass will not be grass
Tough spot you're in. Keep your hopes up, keep applying, don't sulk. I was in a similar position when I was in college, although had a job offer but it was furloughed due to the election. Luckily that was remediated and everything worked out. But those last few months I was applying to everything under the sun (as long as it was interesting to an extent, you don't want to be miserable). Do you have any friends from back home who have gotten positions in your field of study within the states? If so try to utilize those connections. The saying "it's not what you know, it is who you know" is true to an extent, especially when applying for first time positions.
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      10-01-2020, 10:44 AM   #4329
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Should've done that at the beginning of the pandemic.
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      10-01-2020, 10:47 AM   #4330
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Can't I just wear a mask and raw dog it.
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      10-01-2020, 10:54 AM   #4331
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Be VERY careful what you ask for, you may get more than you bargained for from MKSixer!


Okay, I guess that could be interpreted in more ways than one.
As you know, I'm simply providing educational content.

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Come on, I thought that was creative!
Besides we all know he is going to post something.
Of course!! We all need more educational content!!

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Fair question actually, isn't it MKSixer - after all, you're something of a pioneer when it comes to those aren't you?

Have any been named after you?
Not as of yet. Well...not ever. I'm all for the new one to be name JoeKerrphyllis. Highly contagious, and causing weeping sores, systemically. Hopefully someone can engineer it up in the lab. By accident. And let it spread aaaaalllllllll over the world.

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just so I don't get banned, I do not advocate pictures of hoo-has
I heard Horton Heard a Who with hoo-has. But that's just a rumor.

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Who has hoo-has, MKSixer ?
See above.

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Is that the technical term?
Of course to the moderators, this is strictly for entertainment purposes!

Noooooooo. Educational. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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This could be a great educational piece for guys and girls to know what to look out for. Thinking of cunnilingus? Save yourself if it looks like.. insert photo here.
Thanks for recognizing the educational content that I provide. You are a gentleman and a scowler.

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Alien-whore. FTFY. Probe away. Start with Antifa.

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I'm going to buy stock in trojan
I heard they were pubically traded.

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Inside stock tip. I am single again. Yes, trojan stock would be a sound investment during these unprecedented times.

Fret not. Stay tuned.....

Confession. As of now, 3.
Carry on, Grasshopper. Carry on!!

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      10-01-2020, 10:55 AM   #4332
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Pickle - Breathe! 3 months to go.

I get the sponsor thing. I have two foreign employees and it is a pain in the ass and costs a fortune. I am not condoning the behavior of the companies who told you they do not hire foreigners though.

Hit me up if you want to talk.
Thank you!
It's really a case of me being picky if anything; the place I interned this summer is inviting me back but it's also not in the city. I want to be in the city because campus is in bum fuck no where and I feel like I'm getting old mentally being here

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Some companies can't hire foreign nationals due to the line of work, i.e distribution level, security level, etc. It's perfectly legal, not like they're being judged off their nationality.



Tough spot you're in. Keep your hopes up, keep applying, don't sulk. I was in a similar position when I was in college, although had a job offer but it was furloughed due to the election. Luckily that was remediated and everything worked out. But those last few months I was applying to everything under the sun (as long as it was interesting to an extent, you don't want to be miserable). Do you have any friends from back home who have gotten positions in your field of study within the states? If so try to utilize those connections. The saying "it's not what you know, it is who you know" is true to an extent, especially when applying for first time positions.
Yeah that's true, I've been recruiting heavily. Plan is to fall back on the place I interned at if by end of October if stuff still looks bleak.
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You too rudi?
Yep. We weren't married, but 4 years is a long time.
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