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      09-15-2015, 12:26 PM   #89
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No credit score is nothing to brag about....no lie my wife's and mine are fairly high, but so what, it just implies that we could borrow and at decent rates. But borrowing in itself should be a source of shame imho.

But I would say men lie most about their height. How many people have you met in your life, who say they're 6', and you're like wait a sec, you have to be 4" shorter than I am, and I'm not 6'4"! I think lying about height is more prevalent than lying about income, but income is pretty fictitious too when it comes to guys....
Just a running joke on the forum....credit scores can easily be manipulated....just like an insole can make you 2" taller
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      09-15-2015, 12:35 PM   #90
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Just a running joke on the forum....credit scores can easily be manipulated....just like an insole can make you 2" taller
One thing you can't ever fake is dick size. You either got it or you don't, can't BS your way on that one.
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      09-15-2015, 12:41 PM   #91
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One thing you can't ever fake is dick size. You either got it or you don't, can't BS your way on that one.
That is so true.....

However all guys too big when they try to put it in the wrong hole...
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      09-15-2015, 12:46 PM   #92
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When I first started this relationship, everything was great with the once daily routine. But abt a month ago, we decided to move to her apartment instead of staying at mine as it is closer to work, everything seem to go south. She became less proactive and began to say stuff like she is tired and stuff. I ask her whether there's anything wrong and she said no. She is still the same when she out with plenty of PDA, but as soon as we get home she just slops on the bed and wants to sleep. I know that these things fades with time. My ex and I managed to keep this once daily thing going for five years right up until the point when she moved out (for family reason). I'm only 6 months with this girl. This sudden change worries me. Normally I wouldn't care that much, but I think I like to keep this girl.
...hate to say this, BUT....

If she isn't riding the horse at home, it is likely she has cut another horse from the herd and is getting the saddle ready...
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      09-15-2015, 12:50 PM   #93
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One thing you can't ever fake is dick size. You either got it or you don't, can't BS your way on that one.
WRONG!! I get emails all the time on how to enlarge your penis!
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      09-15-2015, 12:51 PM   #94
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1. Plays the nice guy role by agreeing with the woman.
2. Imminently makes sexual references by asking the woman for her preferred position..

This is the sure fire way to not get laid and wind up in the friend zone.. Given that the kamasutra and sex was mentioned, it will be the "creepy" friend zone.
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      09-15-2015, 01:02 PM   #95
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WRONG!! I get emails all the time on how to enlarge your penis!
So I take it those enlargements kits have not been working out to well.
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      09-15-2015, 01:27 PM   #96
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When I first started this relationship, everything was great with the once daily routine. But abt a month ago, we decided to move to her apartment instead of staying at mine as it is closer to work, everything seem to go south. She became less proactive and began to say stuff like she is tired and stuff. I ask her whether there's anything wrong and she said no. She is still the same when she out with plenty of PDA, but as soon as we get home she just slops on the bed and wants to sleep. I know that these things fades with time. My ex and I managed to keep this once daily thing going for five years right up until the point when she moved out (for family reason). I'm only 6 months with this girl. This sudden change worries me. Normally I wouldn't care that much, but I think I like to keep this girl.
I wouldn't compare the average relationship to your ex, as it sounds like you kept up the once a day thing longer than normal, although not totally absurd either. That being said, 6 months in is pretty soon. Did it coincide perfectly with you moving in? Is there some sort of other change going on in her life?
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      09-15-2015, 01:38 PM   #97
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All you guys in here, giving away secrets, deserve to have your man-card suspended at the very least. Letting Lups and Sara504 know we don't all have dicks at least 10" (wide) and a bazillion dollars in our pockets????

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      09-15-2015, 02:04 PM   #98
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All you guys in here, giving away secrets, deserve to have your man-card suspended at the very least. Letting Lups and Sara504 know we don't all have dicks at least 10" (wide) and a bazillion dollars in our pockets????

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As a fellow vagina-owner, I can confidently say I would not be interested in a guy that wasn't a bazillionaire with a dick sized like a gallon of paint.
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      09-15-2015, 02:07 PM   #99
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All you guys in here, giving away secrets, deserve to have your man-card suspended at the very least. Letting Lups and Sara504 know we don't all have dicks at least 10" (wide) and a bazillion dollars in our pockets????

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Huh? Are you saying the men I've dated are not normal?!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      09-15-2015, 02:37 PM   #100
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I say every other day
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      09-15-2015, 03:20 PM   #101
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+2...I think if there was a way she could outsource that part until she wants another baby she would...so I've been telling her I'll just get a girlfriend lol
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      09-15-2015, 03:31 PM   #102
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As a fellow vagina-owner, I can confidently say I would not be interested in a guy that wasn't a bazillionaire with a dick sized like a gallon of paint.
It's not about the girth as much as the length...is that your position on the subject??
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      09-15-2015, 03:34 PM   #103
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It's not about the girth as much as the length...is that your position on the subject??
No, it certainly isn't! I just thought that 10" was a bit aggressive, although now that you mention it, I read that as 10" wide and was mildly horrified. Girth. Ah. Much better. The joys of literacy.
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^ Man, I got to get some protection for my screen and keyboard, or else not read bimmerpost anymore. I just about spit juice all over, AGAIN
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      09-15-2015, 03:48 PM   #105
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Hmmmm.... Did not realize we had so many PORN STARS here on the forums?

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One thing you can't ever fake is dick size. You either got it or you don't, can't BS your way on that one.
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Hmmmm.... Did not realize we had so many PORN STARS here on the forums?

Exactly.
Some married couples have different work schedule.
I sure don't want my kid to walk into mom and dad wrestling.
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      09-15-2015, 04:26 PM   #107
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I mean twice a day....the dude better not have to work for a living or be retired already, or have no friends.... Can't imagine that. Or these are 2 5-minute sessions.
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      09-15-2015, 05:23 PM   #108
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Does getting head count?
So if your girl loves to give head, it sort of causes the same effect having sex would..
temporary relaxation/waiting period or just makes me knock out after and I sleep haha..
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      09-15-2015, 05:52 PM   #109
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One thing you can't ever fake is dick size. You either got it or you don't, can't BS your way on that one.
According to this ruler, im rocking a 5 incher

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      09-15-2015, 07:15 PM   #110
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Lol... so... average dick size is actually 5.6 inches believe it or not...

Good thing I am African American average.
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