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      05-01-2019, 10:04 AM   #21693
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      05-01-2019, 10:11 AM   #21694
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This reminds me of a very funny incident we pulled on the media when we were doing a recovery from a plane crash in Lake Ontario......and we laughed and laughed.
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      05-01-2019, 10:29 AM   #21695
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This reminds me of a very funny incident we pulled on the media when we were doing a recovery from a plane crash in Lake Ontario......and we laughed and laughed.
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      05-01-2019, 11:06 AM   #21696
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      05-01-2019, 11:22 AM   #21697
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Don't be an a55. Tell the whole story! You know better.
When I was working at the Marine Unit on the Underwater Recovery Team we were involved in recovering the remains of multiple casualties from an air crash. The recovery went on for some period of time and we were putting in some very long hard difficult hours for a number of weeks. The media were very eager for information and attended our base daily for any information, photos, video etc. And as the media can be, they were often a pain in our asses.

One of our team members climbed into a body bag as were were approaching our base and lay on the deck of the boat, where we placed the remains of those whom we had previously recovered.

As we were tying up the media crowded around as they always did and we let them get much closer on that occasion then we normally would've......you can imagine the rest.

A number of us found ourselves in the bosses office, it was suggested that it would best if we didn't repeat this behaviour. One of my favourite bosses.....went out for beers with him that night and he picked up the tab.
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      05-01-2019, 01:16 PM   #21702
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When I was working at the Marine Unit on the Underwater Recovery Team we were involved in recovering the remains of multiple casualties from an air crash. The recovery went on for some period of time and we were putting in some very long hard difficult hours for a number of weeks. The media were very eager for information and attended our base daily for any information, photos, video etc. And as the media can be, they were often a pain in our asses.

One of our team members climbed into a body bag as were were approaching our base and lay on the deck of the boat, where we placed the remains of those whom we had previously recovered.

As we were tying up the media crowded around as they always did and we let them get much closer on that occasion then we normally would've......you can imagine the rest.

A number of us found ourselves in the bosses office, it was suggested that it would best if we didn't repeat this behaviour. One of my favourite bosses.....went out for beers with him that night and he picked up the tab.
peed in wetsuit from laughing so hard?
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Don't be an a55. Tell the whole story! You know better.
When I was working at the Marine Unit on the Underwater Recovery Team we were involved in recovering the remains of multiple casualties from an air crash. The recovery went on for some period of time and we were putting in some very long hard difficult hours for a number of weeks. The media were very eager for information and attended our base daily for any information, photos, video etc. And as the media can be, they were often a pain in our asses.

One of our team members climbed into a body bag as were were approaching our base and lay on the deck of the boat, where we placed the remains of those whom we had previously recovered.

As we were tying up the media crowded around as they always did and we let them get much closer on that occasion then we normally would've......you can imagine the rest.

A number of us found ourselves in the bosses office, it was suggested that it would best if we didn't repeat this behaviour. One of my favourite bosses.....went out for beers with him that night and he picked up the tab.
Outstanding! Media are scum who exploit the pain, tragedy and misfortune of others.
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      05-01-2019, 03:11 PM   #21704
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When I was working at the Marine Unit on the Underwater Recovery Team we were involved in recovering the remains of multiple casualties from an air crash. The recovery went on for some period of time and we were putting in some very long hard difficult hours for a number of weeks. The media were very eager for information and attended our base daily for any information, photos, video etc. And as the media can be, they were often a pain in our asses.

One of our team members climbed into a body bag as were were approaching our base and lay on the deck of the boat, where we placed the remains of those whom we had previously recovered.

As we were tying up the media crowded around as they always did and we let them get much closer on that occasion then we normally would've......you can imagine the rest.

A number of us found ourselves in the bosses office, it was suggested that it would best if we didn't repeat this behaviour. One of my favourite bosses.....went out for beers with him that night and he picked up the tab.
I would expect no less. Nicely done!!
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      05-01-2019, 08:15 PM   #21706
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