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      01-20-2016, 10:29 PM   #21649
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Trade in that e93 and get yourself an f12.

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      01-20-2016, 10:41 PM   #21651
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So after a few good entries, I've settled on a name for my car.
The M6 is growing on me....
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      01-20-2016, 11:22 PM   #21653
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The M6 is growing on me....
Hard to capture road presence in pics, but it does stand out.
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      01-21-2016, 12:50 AM   #21654
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I think the hybrid that one of the guys has is a Fuji. I'll find out which one. He got it for a great price as well, no need to spend more than a couple hundred bucks.

Groups are fun, usually we end up trying to kick each other off the road and all of a sudden it turns into a mad max scene. The hardcore guys always scowl at us haha. All in good fun!
I spent that much on my last carbon fiber bars. Which reminds me, I stole the bars off one of my singles and put it on a tandem. Guess I better replace it.

BTW, the reason I like these bars is they are slightly oval so they are mover comfortable on long rides. The ones I took off the tandem were old small round aluminum and they just killed my hands.

No reason to go crazy until you know you are going to keep doing it. I ride somewhere between 1-2k miles per year.
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So after a few good entries, I've settled on a name for my car.

It was kinda forced on me, but it grew and I've come to fully embrace her new name.

So without further adieu, I present to you...Krapula.



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      01-21-2016, 01:38 AM   #21656
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So after a few good entries, I've settled on a name for my car.

It was kinda forced on me, but it grew and I've come to fully embrace her new name.

So without further adieu, I present to you...Krapula.



shoei


Almost as hot as my E36!
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      01-21-2016, 05:59 AM   #21657
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Almost as hot as my E36!
Jeez, you need eyes. That's just bad wrapped in horrible.
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      01-21-2016, 08:25 AM   #21658
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      01-21-2016, 08:59 AM   #21659
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Feel like my head is going to explode, actually stayed home from work and just got out of bed. Usually go in no matter what.


Have a date later today too. Oh well.
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      01-21-2016, 09:03 AM   #21660
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Almost as hot as my E36!
Jeez, you need eyes. That's just bad wrapped in horrible.
Eh....what does he know...

He can't even decide what to have for breakfast....from yesterday...
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      01-21-2016, 09:12 AM   #21661
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Feel like my head is going to explode, actually stayed home from work and just got out of bed. Usually go in no matter what.


Have a date later today too. Oh well.
Im the same way, took my first day off work due to illness in a long time yesterday. Antibiotics have saved the day. Good luck, mine was miserable since last Thursday. See if the date will make soup! It will show if she is a nurturer !
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      01-21-2016, 09:18 AM   #21662
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Feel like my head is going to explode, actually stayed home from work and just got out of bed. Usually go in no matter what.


Have a date later today too. Oh well.
That's no fun. I've had a head cold the last couple days too, not bad enough to stay home though.

Make sure to tell your date "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."
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      01-21-2016, 09:19 AM   #21663
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Im the same way, took my first day off work due to illness in a long time yesterday. Antibiotics have saved the day. Good luck, mine was miserable since last Thursday. See if the date will make soup! It will show if she is a nurturer !
We're going to one of those hibachi places I think. Probably end up getting more sick or something.
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That's no fun. I've had a head cold the last couple days too, not bad enough to stay home though.

Make sure to tell your date "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."
Hows the weather been up there lately around your area?


Meh, I don't see anything coming of this anyways, kind of just going just because. Is that bad? Fuck it.
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Had first weapons training last night with wife, didn't burst into flames. No guns got up and shot at me on their own.
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Had first weapons training last night with wife, didn't burst into flames. No guns got up and shot at me on their own.
How many people were in the class with you?
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      01-21-2016, 09:30 AM   #21667
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Hows the weather been up there lately around your area?


Meh, I don't see anything coming of this anyways, kind of just going just because. Is that bad? Fuck it.
Its finally gotten cold. Winter was late arriving and our first storm is supposed to hit Saturday. I love the snow, it keeps everyone off the roads here so I go out and play. I have a buddy who is notorious for ripping up and down the turnpike with his snowmobile! Going out with her is better then sitting home alone! Whats her stats and how did you meet her?
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      01-21-2016, 09:31 AM   #21668
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12, 4 men and 8 women. All the women seemed 60 plus and from work i know how well they follow instructions and dexterity. Using a pen seems complicated to most elderly.
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      01-21-2016, 09:34 AM   #21669
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Meh, I don't see anything coming of this anyways, kind of just going just because. Is that bad? Fuck it.
It's finally winter. Pretty cold lately, been in the teens most mornings. Some lake effect snow most days, but not much accumulation. Just enough to keep roads coated and slick.

Nah, that's not bad. Just an experience.

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      01-21-2016, 09:41 AM   #21670
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It's finally winter. Pretty cold lately, been in the teens most mornings. Some lake effect snow most days, but not much accumulation. Just enough to keep roads coated and slick.

Nah, that's not bad. Just an experience.
Yeah wasn't there a big ass pile up or something on I94..., this week or was it last week? 60 some cars?

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Its finally gotten cold. Winter was late arriving and our first storm is supposed to hit Saturday. I love the snow, it keeps everyone off the roads here so I go out and play. I have a buddy who is notorious for ripping up and down the turnpike with his snowmobile! Going out with her is better then sitting home alone! Whats her stats and how did you meet her?
We're getting a bit of what's coming down from the north tomorrow and Saturday. Which will be nice, stay home again and go hoon around while everyone hides in their house.


Her stats are not the typical stats I go for.

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12, 4 men and 8 women. All the women seemed 60 plus and from work i know how well they follow instructions and dexterity. Using a pen seems complicated to most elderly.
Better than the Asians in our class that barely spoke English, and then started waving a loaded gun around the range. How would you rate your first experience?
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