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      03-29-2019, 01:53 PM   #21473
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      03-29-2019, 01:57 PM   #21474
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what truck? ohhhhh
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      03-29-2019, 02:05 PM   #21475
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what truck? ohhhhh
Answer 1: The one with the flat tires.

Answer 2: The one that weighs half of either of the behemoths sitting on top of it.

Answer 3: The one that I will hide under in the event that either of their wardrobes malfunction.

Answer 4: The one that isn't fast enough to get me the hell out that neck of the woods.
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      03-29-2019, 02:16 PM   #21476
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      03-29-2019, 02:17 PM   #21477
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      03-29-2019, 03:24 PM   #21478
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what truck? ohhhhh
You just couldn't take your eyes off the wominz, could you???
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      03-29-2019, 03:34 PM   #21479
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You just couldn't take your eyes off the wominz, could you???
lol, yeah that's it
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I threw up in my mouth a little bit....and yet you just have to look at it.....damn!
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      03-30-2019, 03:02 PM   #21481
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      03-30-2019, 05:28 PM   #21482
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      03-30-2019, 06:50 PM   #21483
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      03-30-2019, 07:00 PM   #21484
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Anybody who'd faulk that is just too damn lazy to jerk off! Too much? Might be the rum talking.
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      03-30-2019, 07:02 PM   #21485
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She probably has nice strong grip
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      03-30-2019, 07:04 PM   #21486
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She probably has nice strong grip
almost put rum up my nose.

I'm reminded of a choir practice, some beer and the offer of a blow job to an old time copper I worked with by a broad that looked the the one in the pic.....funny shit.
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      03-30-2019, 07:16 PM   #21488
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almost put rum up my nose.

I'm reminded of a choir practice, some beer and the offer of a blow job to an old time copper I worked with by a broad that looked the the one in the pic.....funny shit.
Not sure I would be able to rise to the occasion....
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almost put rum up my nose.

I'm reminded of a choir practice, some beer and the offer of a blow job to an old time copper I worked with by a broad that looked the the one in the pic.....funny shit.
Uh, you do know you said offer of a blow job “to”?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that...lol
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      03-31-2019, 06:22 AM   #21490
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      03-31-2019, 01:40 PM   #21492
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      03-31-2019, 04:36 PM   #21493
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