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      01-18-2016, 12:52 PM   #21385
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You posted math, which mean blah blah blah fuck sake blah blah fucking cold blah blah ish.
I just fell on my fat ass from my high horse so nicely I'm still laughing at myself.
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I just fell on my fat ass from my high horse so nicely I'm still laughing at myself.
That's because I shot your ridiculous high horse so you can have a meal
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I'm visual and this is a bad thing.

So what you're saying is that if she coughs, the force is such that the crabs that infest her pubic hair will become airborne and land on Sara's face?

Explain to a simple minded person how this happens...
Essentially they are crawling around on the fur patch and they tend to crawl up your pants, up through your shirt, then up through the neck and crawl on your face, but you don't notice, and boom, when you sneeze, crabs everywhere.


It's Americas greatest epidemic.
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You need to upgrade your definition of horrific, Sarah.
Pumping people full of chemo that didnt have cancer to the point where some of them died to maximize on $$$ isn't horrific to you?

You need a lesson in humanity.
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Essentially they are crawling around on the fur patch and they tend to crawl up your pants, up through your shirt, then up through the neck and crawl on your face, but you don't notice, and boom, when you sneeze, crabs everywhere.

It's Americas greatest epidemic.
Unless it's hardwood flooring, then no creepy crawlies to fling through the air...
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That's because I shot your ridiculous high horse so you can have a meal
Fuck off Alex! My ego is fragile.
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Unless it's hardwood flooring, then no creepy crawlies to fling through the air...
Keep all surfaces bald.
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Pumping people full of chemo that didnt have cancer to the point where some of them died to maximize on $$$ isn't horrific to you?

You need a lesson in humanity.
Maybe, but you're not even qualified to do the intro for Humanity 101, so spare me the moralizing tone and go back to your Valentinos
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Maybe, but you're not even qualified to do the intro for Humanity 101, so spare me the moralizing tone and go back to your Valentinos
Are you in the military? Or am I confusing you with Delta?
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Fuck off Alex! My ego is fragile.
I'm sorry.
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      01-18-2016, 01:16 PM   #21396
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Are you in the military? Or am I confusing you with Delta?
Are you kidding me?
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      01-18-2016, 01:18 PM   #21397
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Might you kindly convert your Euro awesomeness to farenheeit so dat we Americans' can unnerstand?
Sure I can do that for you..Here's a copy from mine .
BTW...I'm so sorry Alex (you know for what) In person I would buy you at least 10 drinks , I apologize
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      01-18-2016, 01:20 PM   #21399
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Sure I can do that for you..Here's a copy from mine .
BTW...I'm so sorry Alex (you know for what) In person I would buy you at least 10 drinks , I apologize
I'm sorry too, Phil. For what, I have no fucking clue, but I'm changing my ways for 2016 to be a kinder, gentler, pussified version of my mean 2015 self.
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Are you kidding me?
No, I'm asking you.
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      01-18-2016, 01:30 PM   #21401
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this is awesome

nice chart, Belgium.
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      01-18-2016, 01:32 PM   #21402
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I'm sorry too, Phil. For what, I have no fucking clue, but I'm changing my ways for 2016 to be a kinder, gentler, pussified version of my mean 2015 self.
In other words...
I'm sorry Alex because I pushed the shit out of whole Bimmerpost for more than 6 months only to know your mystery gender..
And I posted ...wrote things that I regret , the only thing that is positive about that situation was that I know now you're a dude
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No, I'm asking you.
I'll help you then and put things in a perspective that you may understand...just to prove that I'm not an asshole. Do you even remotely think a person in the military would drive the cars I drive and yet also be looking into buying a GT4 this year? That's just the cars. Does that compute?
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I'll help you then and put things in a perspective that you may understand...just to prove that I'm not an asshole. Do you even remotely think a person in the military would drive the cars I drive and yet also be looking into buying a GT4 this year? That's just the cars. Does that compute?

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this is awesome

nice chart, Belgium.
Not sure if you are serious ..
But if you are ? It's all my pleasure
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Not sure if you are serious ..
But if you are ? It's all my pleasure
Ofcourse i'm serious, why not?
Heck, i still don't know C5's gender... who's Alex btw?
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