What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I haz flu

Tall glass of Johnnie Walker will knock it right out of you, if you don't feel like suffering that is.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Axius

Tall glass of Johnnie Walker will knock it right out of you, if you don't feel like suffering that is.

Will I be recovered from JW in 12 hours? I have to be Mommy tomorrow.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Some people get to have all the fun, while the rest of us are left with the uhhhh.... baggage.

You heartless fuck...powerlifters are people too.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Will I be recovered from JW in 12 hours? I have to be Mommy tomorrow.

Shouldn't you be mommy everyday?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Will I be recovered from JW in 12 hours? I have to be Mommy tomorrow.

It'll wear off after about 4/5 depending how much you have.


Also, a good cold remedy that I use that seems to work well is Zicam oral spray. Anytime I feel like I'm getting a cold/sick, you spray it on each side of your mouth and hold for 15 seconds. The longest I've ever been sick in the past two years is maybe two days max, and that was this year. Last time I was sick was 2 years ago.

Originally Posted by C5driver

You heartless fuck...powerlifters are people too.

We haven't gone on a date yet, who knows, she might be a bionic, only will know when the clothes come off.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

- 6 ° Celsius here ...snow and ice , this morning at 4:30 AM it was woooohooo !

Originally Posted by Lups

It's been over -20c here. Wonderful...

Might you kindly convert your Euro awesomeness to farenheeit so dat we Americans' can unnerstand?

[Sara]

When the heck did BMW come out with a new car? I saw a 340 today and thought wtf is this.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Grow up.

What? We do!

And Peter Pan told me not to, ya old woman.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Axius

It'll wear off after about 4/5 depending how much you have.


Also, a good cold remedy that I use that seems to work well is Zicam oral spray. Anytime I feel like I'm getting a cold/sick, you spray it on each side of your mouth and hold for 15 seconds. The longest I've ever been sick in the past two years is maybe two days max, and that was this year. Last time I was sick was 2 years ago.




We haven't gone on a date yet, who knows, she might be a bionic, only will know when the clothes come off.

My colleague was sick with a cold and sore throat all last week. I went over her house Saturday and watched Sex and The City season 5 and she kept coughing and coughing. Now I woke up this AM scratching my throat and my head is about to explode.

Can you catch a virus from someone coughing?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

All those girls look average to me.

I'm sure they have a great portfolio on Tinder

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Sara504

When the heck did BMW come out with a new car? I saw a 340 today and thought wtf is this.

Wait until you see the 420

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

What? We do!

And Peter Pan told me not to, ya old woman.

I need a word with your Peter.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Wait until you see the 420

I celebrate that on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I need a word with your Peter.

GROOOSSSSSSSSS

you perv! Grow up! Did someone forget to give you your pills over at the old folks home?!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sara504

My colleague was sick with a cold and sore throat all last week. I went over her house Saturday and watched Sex and The City season 5 and she kept coughing and coughing. Now I woke up this AM scratching my throat and my head is about to explode.

Can you catch a virus from someone coughing?

You can certainly catch many sicknesses through airborne alone. Better make sure she doesn't have SARS or anything worse like the crabs or something.


Take a decongestant and a few shots and you'll be alright. Buy some Zicam spray for the future.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Axius

You can certainly catch many sicknesses through airborne alone. Better make sure she doesn't have SARS or anything worse like the crabs or something.


Take a decongestant and a few shots and you'll be alright. Buy some Zicam spray for the future.

I used to NEVER get sick. After having a baby. My child sneezes and boom, I'm sick.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

You can certainly catch many sicknesses through airborne alone. Better make sure she doesn't have SARS or anything worse like the crabs or something.

I'm visual and this is a bad thing.

So what you're saying is that if she coughs, the force is such that the crabs that infest her pubic hair will become airborne and land on Sara's face?

Explain to a simple minded person how this happens...

[Sara]

Speaking of sick, did any of you watch Lester Holt interviewing those patients of that Cancer DR that was charged with fraud last night?

How horrific!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I haz flu

Fever girl ?

[EstorilM]

Mr.SugarSkulls

How were those deadlifts??

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Might you kindly convert your Euro awesomeness to farenheeit so dat we Americans' can unnerstand?

Oh for fucks sake you idiots.

32 f is zero c.

One c is 1.8 F.

20*1.8= 36.

36-32= 4c.
( I think we found our idiot, for the life of me my mildly over used head can not get this rest go correctly into a form my math teacher on the fourth grade wouldn't but me to detention to. And yes I know what I'mfucking up but this is just funny here now after the whole idiot...)
The most I've seen while here was -27C. That's

27*.1.8- 32= 16.5 F ish.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Shouldn't you be mommy everyday?

No. I had FUN this weekend. I was baby free from Friday until tomorrow night.

So far I have,

Cleaned ..once! And only once!
Completed laundry without having to refold ten times due do toddler throwing clothes on the floor.
Went SHOPPING and TOOK MY TIME!!!!!!!!
Went out.
Spent time with FRIENDS!!!!!
Drank WINE!!!!!!
SLEPT IN PAST 8 AM!!!!!
Didnt have to wash any bottles!
No diaper changes!!!!!

I'm on cloud 9


(except I did FT my Mom about 40 times. I miss my Princess)