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      03-13-2019, 04:39 AM   #21319
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      03-13-2019, 09:31 AM   #21320
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^ Forgot to ask the entire class to ensure that the hue chosen to color said rectangle doesn't hurt anyone's feelings.
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      03-13-2019, 01:02 PM   #21322
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Little dirty. But funny.
1 day tops before some lonely proctology med student sees that simulator and sneaks into the lab after hours with a bottle of lube and a boner.
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      03-13-2019, 04:01 PM   #21325
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I love shit like that.
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      03-14-2019, 07:58 AM   #21328
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I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at this.
Because we've all been on isle 7 at some point in our lives!
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      03-14-2019, 09:46 AM   #21330
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      03-14-2019, 10:09 AM   #21332
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Poor bastard!
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      03-14-2019, 10:12 AM   #21333
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Poor bastard!
Haha. As I was paging down to next post (yours) I was literally saying to myself, outloud, “poor bastard”...
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That last one Milton!! Gotta at least have that first cup of coffee!!
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      03-14-2019, 10:48 AM   #21336
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WTF is a friend date? I've never heard of it.

Friend date = SUCKER!
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      03-14-2019, 10:54 AM   #21337
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He set a standard on how she should be treated. I’m Guessing he didn’t get the same treatment from her. And I bet that consideration never remotely crossed her mind. What a piece of trash. He’s a naive dipshit, but she is trash.
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      03-14-2019, 10:56 AM   #21338
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Thata his mom and what are those high water skinny sweats?
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      03-14-2019, 11:01 AM   #21339
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That last one Milton!! Gotta at least have that first cup of coffee!!
Hmmm.....


TMI. Way, way, way too much personal info there.


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      03-14-2019, 11:07 AM   #21340
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He set a standard on how she should be treated. I’m Guessing he didn’t get the same treatment from her. And I bet that consideration never remotely crossed her mind. What a piece of trash. He’s a naive dipshit, but she is trash.
The "#stillsingletho" tops it off perfectly.
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