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      02-22-2019, 02:03 PM   #21143
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I think she was trying to tell him he had some crayon crumbs on his mouth.
No, she dropped jaw after seeing a Marine in dress blues. That cracker jack just doesn't compare.
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No, she dropped jaw after seeing a Marine in dress blues. That cracker jack just doesn't compare.
I think she's looking to see the threads on his head from where he screwed his hat on....

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No, she dropped jaw after seeing a Marine in dress blues. That cracker jack just doesn't compare.
I think she's looking to see the threads on his head from where he screwed his hat on....

Peace brother, I'm all about those who serve.
Haha. Agreed! It's funny, I was in the Marines and my oldest son is currently in the Navy (he was born at Portsmouth Naval hospital, which is ironic). Father was in the Air Force and grandfather was Army and served in Korea. Now I'm a civilian and work for the Coast Guard. Guess my family is trying to hit every service. Lol!

I enjoy the banter between the services, but in the end, have great respect for all of them and those who serve.
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Dress blues? You mean hand-me-downs from the Navy? She's probably just upset cause his name tag says something different than 'Jodie'.

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Same - here here. My best man in my wedding is a Marine. Worked out well with the exception that I had to keep telling him that the colorful candles weren't crayons, so please stop eating them.
I gather there's a big problem with Marines eating crayons in the US. My daughter was in the Air Force, the middle one did 4 years in the Navy and is now re-enlisting in the Chair Force, (opps, Air Force) Grandfather was in the Army WWII, same with Great Grandfather WWI. I haven't served but have worked extensively with Canadian Navy and been on courses with Canadian, Royal and US Navy. I guess that makes me half brain damaged.
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      02-22-2019, 03:54 PM   #21153
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I think she was trying to tell him he had some crayon crumbs on his mouth.
Or maybe she was just tired of a big tough sailor threatening to smack her around for calling him "shipmate."
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Haha. Agreed! It's funny, I was in the Marines and my oldest son is currently in the Navy (he was born at Portsmouth Naval hospital, which is ironic). Father was in the Air Force and grandfather was Army and served in Korea. Now I'm a civilian and work for the Coast Guard. Guess my family is trying to hit every service. Lol!

I enjoy the banter between the services, but in the end, have great respect for all of them and those who serve.
Same - here here. My best man in my wedding is a Marine. Worked out well with the exception that I had to keep telling him that the colorful candles weren't crayons, so please stop eating them.
Crayons are like M&Ms, certain colors are favorites.
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Ha ha - reminds me of when I went on a brewery tour with a bunch of doctors.

They had chartered a bus to take them around to a bunch of breweries and just drink. I was only invited because my neighbour is a doc and they had a few extra tickets, but otherwise, it's all doctors on the bus.

Actually a fun time, but my neighbour and myself and two other docs carpooled to the bus. So literally 4 minutes after hopping in the car, my neighbour cracks out a pill bottle and starts passing pills around to everyone. Now because everyone else in the car except for me is a doctor, they looked at the pill, recognized it, and swallowed it.

Me being the skeptical sort, nudged him and asked him what it was. Turns out he explained it was basically a blocker / inhibitor or something that basically meant the alcohol that we were about to drink wouldn't leave us with a hangover the next morning with this little pill and a Tylenol the night before.

So I took it, but never drank that much anyways, so no idea if it works.
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Ha ha - reminds me of when I went on a brewery tour with a bunch of doctors.

They had chartered a bus to take them around to a bunch of breweries and just drink. I was only invited because my neighbour is a doc and they had a few extra tickets, but otherwise, it's all doctors on the bus.

Actually a fun time, but my neighbour and myself and two other docs carpooled to the bus. So literally 4 minutes after hopping in the car, my neighbour cracks out a pill bottle and starts passing pills around to everyone. Now because everyone else in the car except for me is a doctor, they looked at the pill, recognized it, and swallowed it.

Me being the skeptical sort, nudged him and asked him what it was. Turns out he explained it was basically a blocker / inhibitor or something that basically meant the alcohol that we were about to drink wouldn't leave us with a hangover the next morning with this little pill and a Tylenol the night before.

So I took it, but never drank that much anyways, so no idea if it works.
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