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      01-10-2016, 06:29 PM   #20681
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You saved them???
Quick pic before sending them to pathology - to see what type of stone it is, and what may be causing them.
Have you tried an olive oil cleanse?
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      01-10-2016, 06:59 PM   #20684
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Have you tried an olive oil cleanse?
Da Fuq???

I have tried a water cleanse
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You drink 16 ounces of olive oil on a empty stomach. Eat nothing for the next 24 hours, you'd be surprised what comes out lol.

It's a stomach, Colon, kidney, gallbladder cleanse.
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You drink 16 ounces of olive oil on a empty stomach. Eat nothing for the next 24 hours, you'd be surprised what comes out lol.

It's a stomach, Colon, kidney, gal bladder cleanse.
And shit like a hippo ?
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You drink 16 ounces of olive oil on a empty stomach. Eat nothing for the next 24 hours, you'd be surprised what comes out lol.

It's a stomach, Colon, kidney, gallbladder cleanse.
...or I could drink a bottle of Miralax and put seat belts on the toilet
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You drink 16 ounces of olive oil on a empty stomach. Eat nothing for the next 24 hours, you'd be surprised what comes out lol.

It's a stomach, Colon, kidney, gallbladder cleanse.
...or I could drink a bottle of Miralax and put seat belts on the toilet
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I dont go 4 hours without eating....much less 24 hours....
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I dont go 4 hours without eating....much less 24 hours....
+1, I try and eat protein every 2 hrs during day doesn't always work out with getting busy.
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I dont go 4 hours without eating....much less 24 hours....
Even when you're upset or stressed?
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...or I could drink a bottle of Miralax and put seat belts on the toilet
You could just hit Taco Bell instead.
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