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      01-10-2016, 04:40 PM   #20659
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Unless you lose a limb, I think child birth wins here.





Especially since it's also deadly.
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As previously mentioned, of all of the injuries I've had, 3rd degree burns and the pain that lingers during treatment, is by far, the worst pain I have ever felt. Debridement is enough to make you want to pass out.

I will say that while I was watching my wif have our 2nd child, my wife had a "forced" episiotomy (tear) that connected "those two" orifices. I couldn't imagine that pain...
Yeah it doesn't tickle that's for sure lol
Didn't want to go here, but....
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Didn't want to go here, but....
You saved them???
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Didn't want to go here, but....
You passed a penny through your penis?! WTF!
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Didn't want to go here, but....
You saved them???
Quick pic before sending them to pathology - to see what type of stone it is, and what may be causing them.
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Didn't want to go here, but....
You passed a penny through your penis?! WTF!
Nope - copper composition of the stone looked similar to a penny
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Didn't want to go here, but....
Didn't want to show this but, she's a little bigger than that penny.
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Quick pic before sending them to pathology - to see what type of stone it is, and what may be causing them.
Wait, so you've had this more than once?
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Unless you lose a limb, I think child birth wins here.





Especially since it's also deadly.
Childbirth wins here. Game. Set. And Match.
I only have one child but her birth was the most amazing thing I have ever seen and game me a completely different perspective on life.
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Drink Starbucks! Caffeinated coffee can reduce kidney stones by up to 26%
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Quick pic before sending them to pathology - to see what type of stone it is, and what may be causing them.
Wait, so you've had this more than once?
About 5 times on my life....
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Looks like Sara is back in the lead but ASBECUE is in full Olympic competition mode. He's currently putting in a Bronze level effort.
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Unless you lose a limb, I think child birth wins here.





Especially since it's also deadly.
Childbirth wins here. Game. Set. And Match.
Since I have never birthed children....I can only speak to the K Stone situation.....but from your comment, I would assume you've never pissed a rock out of your penis after it has cut your kidney like Freddy Kruger for about a month prior to squeezing out a hole half the size of the stone....again while cutting your penis from the inside out with razor blades as it exits....

But I can see how child birth could be worse....
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Since I have never birthed children....I can only speak to the K Stone situation.....but from your comment, I would assume you've never pissed a rock out of your penis after it has cut your kidney like Freddy Kruger for about a month prior to squeezing out a hole half the size of the stone....again while cutting your penis from the inside out with razor blades as it exits....

But I can see how child birth could be worse....
How do you know it's passed? Do you just wait to hear it hit the toilet?
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Quick pic before sending them to pathology - to see what type of stone it is, and what may be causing them.
I saved my baby's cord. Is that weird? Lol
Anyone else do this?
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Since I have never birthed children....I can only speak to the K Stone situation.....but from your comment, I would assume you've never pissed a rock out of your penis after it has cut your kidney like Freddy Kruger for about a month prior to squeezing out a hole half the size of the stone....again while cutting your penis from the inside out with razor blades as it exits....

But I can see how child birth could be worse....
How do you know it's passed? Do you just wait to hear it hit the toilet?
you KNOW when they pass, and since they are the size of peas....you can see them generally also.
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Since I have never birthed children....I can only speak to the K Stone situation.....but from your comment, I would assume you've never pissed a rock out of your penis after it has cut your kidney like Freddy Kruger for about a month prior to squeezing out a hole half the size of the stone....again while cutting your penis from the inside out with razor blades as it exits....

But I can see how child birth could be worse....
This is definitely man-childbirth. (As described by a urologist that I've worked with in the past) Having experienced this multiple times, you are sharing the podium with Sara!
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I suppose we can be co queens. You are Miss Colombia and I'll be Philippines
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