What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[1MOREMOD]

[shoei]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Dry your eyes !!!!

[1MOREMOD]

Miracle time, lucky ass shit.

[shoei]

Well... There's going to be a job opening in Minnesota for a kicker position though...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I went to a building once to meet a customer of mine for a job site walkthrough. He comes limping up to the meeting. I asked what happened and he said he had a hip replacement done 3 weeks earlier!! Surprised the crap out of me that he had so much mobility after only 3 weeks.

Good luck!

My mom has had both done, sequentially and it has changed her life. They actually make you walk the same day. It is pretty incredible.

Cheers-mk

[ASBSECU E93]

Clearly - the Football gods have a wicked sense of humor.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Clearly - the Football gods have a wicked sense of humor.

I'm pretty sure we could've sent Lups in to kick that chip shot and she would've made it... Especially if we held a knife to a goats neck... As incentive...

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by shoei

I'm pretty sure we could've sent Lups in to kick that chip shot and she would've made it... Especially if we held a knife to a goats neck... As incentive...

Agreed.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Lot of belly aching in this thread... Break your tailbone and come back to me and talk to me about worst discomfort ever...

Rookies...

2 broken ribs - then sneeze and talk to me....

Ever have kidney stones?!!!

[larryn]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

2 broken ribs - then sneeze and talk to me....

Ever have kidney stones?!!!

Yep, two fractured at an outdoor karting event, got t-boned during an enduro. And I didn't mention a broken nose via face plant during a mountain bike race.

Jeesh, I've been messed up over my years.... Hopefully, all done!

[EstorilM]

So happy right now!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by EstorilM

So happy right now!

Lucky ass Hawks.....

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

2 broken ribs - then sneeze and talk to me....

Ever have kidney stones?!!!

Child birth.


I win.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by larryn

Yep, two fractured at an outdoor karting event, got t-boned during an enduro. And I didn't mention a broken nose via face plant during a mountain bike race.

Jeesh, I've been messed up over my years.... Hopefully, all done!

You know - I look back a truly feel lucky to be vertical almost every day. I am just luck I work with my mind, not the sweat of my back

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Child birth.


I win.

I would disagree.....the Vag expand for that purpose, plus it's all slimy and stuff so they can 'slide' right out....

Ever see a kidney stone? It's like a shard of broken glass....coming out of the penis.....over a couple of weeks....

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I would disagree.....the Vag expand for that purpose, plus it's all slimy and stuff so they can 'slide' right out....

Ever see a kidney stone? It's like a shard of broken glass....coming out of the penis.....over a couple of weeks....

Slide right out?? The slimey stuff protects the baby's skin while cooking in the womb, does not aid in acting as a lubricant to come out lol

Pass a baseball through your penis and then let's talk

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Slide right out?? The slimey stuff protects the baby's skin while cooking in the womb, does not aid in acting as a lubricant to come out lol

Pass a baseball through your penis and then let's talk

You could pass a watermelon through the birth canal....the female body is made to do this!

And the baby isn't carrying a hand full of carving knives on the way out...

Stones are NOT meant to come out a mans Penis!!!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You could pass a watermelon through the birth canal....the female body is made to do this!

And the baby isn't carrying a hand full of carving knives on the way out...

Stones are NOT meant to come out a mans Penis!!!

Yeah a BABY watermelon. Do you know my vagina had to be SLICED open to get my baby out.. Imagine having to pee afterwards with stitches down there. AWFULNESS. Had to take a squirt bottle to the bathroom and dilute my urine just to pee for 2 weeks straight without agonizing burning over the stitches. While having ZERO sleep while being a slave to a newborn being a single Mom


Boom!

Anyone got a fork because ASB is done baby!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Yeah a BABY watermelon. Do you know my vagina had to be SLICED open to get my baby out.. Imagine having to pee afterwards with stitches down there. AWFULNESS. Had to take a squirt bottle to the bathroom and dilute my urine just to pee for 2 weeks straight without agonizing burning over the stitches. While having ZERO sleep while being a slave to a newborn being a single Mom


Boom!

Anyone got a fork because ASB is done baby!

One word - Epidural......no such thing for a 5 to 6 millimeter glass shard stone....

Ah....Boom you!!!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

One word - Epidural......no such thing for a 5 to 6 millimeter glass shard stone....

Ah....Boom you!!!

Two words "it shifted"


The exact words my anesthesiologist said to me when I was screaming in pain during full blown labor because my epidural failed and I was feeling every contraction! Ha!

[larryn]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Yeah a BABY watermelon. Do you know my vagina had to be SLICED open to get my baby out.. Imagine having to pee afterwards with stitches down there. AWFULNESS. Had to take a squirt bottle to the bathroom and dilute my urine just to pee for 2 weeks straight without agonizing burning over the stitches. While having ZERO sleep while being a slave to a newborn being a single Mom


Boom!

Anyone got a fork because ASB is done baby!

As previously mentioned, of all of the injuries I've had, 3rd degree burns and the pain that lingers during treatment, is by far, the worst pain I have ever felt. Debridement is enough to make you want to pass out.

I will say that while I was watching my wif have our 2nd child, my wife had a "forced" episiotomy (tear) that connected "those two" orifices. I couldn't imagine that pain...

[Sara]

Originally Posted by larryn

As previously mentioned, of all of the injuries I've had, 3rd degree burns and the pain that lingers during treatment, is by far, the worst pain I have ever felt. Debridement is enough to make you want to pass out.

I will say that while I was watching my wif have our 2nd child, my wife had a "forced" episiotomy (tear) that connected "those two" orifices. I couldn't imagine that pain...

Yeah it doesn't tickle that's for sure lol