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      01-06-2016, 06:21 PM   #20065
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Since you're not one of us, can you talk to her?
All your mating calls went unanswered, i'll try.
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      01-06-2016, 06:23 PM   #20066
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      01-06-2016, 06:25 PM   #20067
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All your mating calls went unanswered, i'll try.
Thanks. You're not as bad as people say you are. I'll put in a good word for you
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      01-06-2016, 06:30 PM   #20068
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I hope you're not eating dinner. Chalazion.
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      01-06-2016, 07:29 PM   #20069
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Oww. It's not a stye....
Have you had chicken pox?

I'm gonna say yes...Herpes Zoster Ophthalmicus, FTW!!!
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      01-06-2016, 08:02 PM   #20071
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Just finishing up cooling my wort and getting it into fermenter for 2 weeks. Supposed to be 6.8 percent ipa when I'm done with Chinook and Cascadian hops.
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Just finishing up cooling my wort and getting it into fermenter for 2 weeks. Supposed to be 6.8 percent ipa when I'm done with Chinook and Cascadian hops.
Sooooooo party in 2 weeks?
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      01-06-2016, 08:12 PM   #20073
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Have you had chicken pox?

I'm gonna say yes...Herpes Zoster Ophthalmicus, FTW!!!
I'm sure I have as a kid lol. 12 days of eye drops. 12 days of hot compress 12 minutes a day. If not healed will be surgically removed. Yikes!!!!!
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      01-06-2016, 08:27 PM   #20074
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I'm sure I have as a kid lol. 12 days of eye drops. 12 days of hot compress 12 minutes a day. If not healed will be surgically removed. Yikes!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!!!!!!!!
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      01-06-2016, 08:35 PM   #20075
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And btw...I had Chicken Pox at 18 years of age. It was horrible in every way!!!
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      01-06-2016, 09:01 PM   #20077
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What do you know, they gave you eyedrops, just like I said.
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Im lost
You're in my mirrors.
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either you guys are very well informed, or in the medical field. i'm suddenly more interested in this ''whore thread''.
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You're in my mirrors.
Get real.
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either you guys are very well informed, or in the medical field. i'm suddenly more interested in this ''whore thread''.
I work in biotechnology.
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      01-06-2016, 09:07 PM   #20082
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who here wears corrective lenses?

Contacts ?

Glasses ?

Both ?
Neither. Ave glasses I wear at times for driving or tv but not usually.
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either you guys are very well informed, or in the medical field. i'm suddenly more interested in this ''whore thread''.
I'm just a well-informed whore.
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Get real.
I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.
Your handle reminded me of a pic my daughter took on one of our more enthusiastic drives. The pic shows a line of exotic cars in my right rear mirror as we go through a gentle curve at a non-gentle speed!

Cheers-mk
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I'm just a well-informed whore.

Same, I went to University of Google, and i'm a night whore, and a gym whore.
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Medical here also, track whore and booze hound.
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