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      01-06-2016, 05:37 PM   #20043
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Did they lance it?

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I can't wear makeup or contacts



First question he asked me, "Is there stress in your life?"
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No ones guessed the right diagnosis yet
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Jealous ex BF?
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I can't wear makeup or contacts



First question he asked me, "Is there stress in your life?"
Post pics of you in glasses.
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I can't wear makeup or contacts



First question he asked me, "Is there stress in your life?"
Post pics of you in glasses.
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Post pics of you in glasses.
I look so nerdy. But ok. Tomorrow
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My eyes are so beautiful. I'm devastated
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This glasses costume could keep you in a role as Jester for a few more minutes
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My eyes are so beautiful. I'm devastated
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who here wears corrective lenses?

Contacts ?

Glasses ?

Both ?
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who here wears corrective lenses?

Contacts ?

Glasses ?

Both ?
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who here wears corrective lenses?

Contacts ?

Glasses ?

Both ?
Glasses. Sorta. When I can remember.
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      01-06-2016, 06:00 PM   #20058
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who here wears corrective lenses?

Contacts ?

Glasses ?

Both ?
Contacts for 30 years or so. Glasses on occasion (like I get the AIDS in my eyes) Opto tells me I need to keep my glasses prescription current in case I do get the AIDS. Basic prescription hasn't changed in 20 years, although now the contacts are including a bifocal outer circle.
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I have 30/30 vision. I see through the computer screen right through all your clothes.
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///MLUVR
She ran for the hills. She wants nothing to do with you, losers.
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      01-06-2016, 06:10 PM   #20062
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who here wears corrective lenses?

Contacts ?

Glasses ?

Both ?
I wear both, mostly contacts. Glasses maybe 1-3 days every 2 weeks to give my eyes a rest.
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SS ran for the hills. SS wants nothing to do with you, losers.
FTFY
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She ran for the hills. She wants nothing to do with you, losers.
Since you're not one of us, can you talk to her?
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