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      01-06-2016, 12:13 PM   #19933
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That's faked.
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That's faked.
He faked it til he maked it.
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I need to get typhoid vaccine soon, maybe lemonparty one also.
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Don't get candiru in your pintu either!
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I need to get my annual chlamydia vaccine.
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Just get partner pack after it burns
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I'm hoping mines too short for them to bother
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I've been using lemon juice and salt.
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I predict one "I worked all day and come back to Sara getting the herp, waffles, and tiny penis swimming fishies" and a "wtf did I miss."
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On your victim, good man.
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On your victim, good man.
I take shits on my victims and make them enjoy it.
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