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      10-20-2018, 06:03 PM   #19801
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      10-20-2018, 08:16 PM   #19802
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      10-20-2018, 08:32 PM   #19803
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Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain
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Just don't sing this song to this guy.
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      10-20-2018, 10:47 PM   #19804
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But man she was goodlooking back then.

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      10-21-2018, 03:35 AM   #19806
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      10-21-2018, 07:50 PM   #19807
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      10-22-2018, 01:14 AM   #19808
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I don't get the truck and the Ikea joke.
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      10-22-2018, 02:59 AM   #19809
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I don't get the truck and the Ikea joke.
She wants to buy something that wont fit in her car and wants someone to transport it to her place instead of paying for shipping.
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      10-22-2018, 04:54 AM   #19810
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She wants to buy something that wont fit in her car and wants someone to transport it to her place instead of paying for shipping.
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      10-22-2018, 10:07 AM   #19811
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But people say they have a truck, dont deny being murderers
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      10-22-2018, 11:01 AM   #19812
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From the face only pic, the truck likely needs to be a one-ton.
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      10-22-2018, 12:13 PM   #19813
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A dude was recently banned from here for posting things like this.
Seriously? I will remove if it is offensive. Honestly, let me know.
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      10-22-2018, 12:22 PM   #19814
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I'm just saying what I saw... he started posting offensive pictures and lots of people started saying "that's not funny" "you don't joke around with this type of thing", and he got even more motivated to post more and more.

I think people reported the posts, they got removed and he was banned. Forgot his name, but maybe there's some reference to him in this thread some 30-50 pages back...

Just giving you a friendly heads up, as I'm reporting what I saw happening. He was banned for continuing to force it though (I think).
Will do, because, I too, agree that making jokes about handicaps is not funny. Will also remove the guy with six fingers for the same reason. Thanks for the heads up. We're all adults here.
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      10-22-2018, 12:32 PM   #19815
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From the face only pic, the truck likely needs to be a one-ton.
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      10-22-2018, 12:33 PM   #19816
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Yeah, I remember that guy. Once again, thanks for the heads up.
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      10-22-2018, 12:41 PM   #19817
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Page numbers don't help as different people's setups are different. This is only page 41 of this thread for me. Need to use post #s.
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      10-22-2018, 01:02 PM   #19818
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You dudes just made me go back to page 59 area. People around are staring cause I’m laughing my ass off. I’m in st Maarten. Beautiful here, and jamesiii comedy gold to boot. Thanks bimmerpost.
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      10-22-2018, 01:22 PM   #19819
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You dudes just made me go back to page 59 area. People around are staring cause I’m laughing my ass off. I’m in st Maarten. Beautiful here, and jamesiii comedy gold to boot. Thanks bimmerpost.
You're doing it wrong!!
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      10-22-2018, 01:38 PM   #19820
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Like if you sang that as you read it. Hehe.
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You're doing it wrong!!
Doing it wrong today. Because I did it too right last night.
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      10-22-2018, 02:08 PM   #19822
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Like if you sang that as you read it. Hehe.
Curses to you, because now I will have to find the song and post it in the "What Are You Listening To Right Now" thread, or it will be stuck in my head all day.
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