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      01-05-2016, 06:32 PM   #19801
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There are better words that rhyme with spasm
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ETA...orgasm
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      01-05-2016, 06:33 PM   #19802
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Orgasm Biorin wins
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My spasm of sarcasm will only throw you into a chasm if you can't refrain from having an orgasm over how fantastic you think you are.
I'm sorry
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      01-05-2016, 06:34 PM   #19804
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Orgasm Biorin, is like that the super evolved form of Biorin with magical sexytime powers?
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      01-05-2016, 06:35 PM   #19805
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My self proclamation of supreme commander.
The position of overlord has been filled, Mr. Pecks...

Submit your application to the Axius of Evil(tm) for review. We'll be in touch.
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What's an orgasm? The thing I've been faking for so long?
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Orgasm Biorin, is like that the super evolved form of Biorin with magical sexytime powers?


*always wanted to use this
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I already submitted semen sample several times?
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Do you spit on their back then?
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What's an orgasm? The thing I've been faking for so long?
It's a word that rhymes with spasm and gap, I mean chasm
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I already submitted semen sample several times?
We need it in a sealed glass container...not your mouth.
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Do you spit on their back then?
Yeah? What do you do?

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It's a word that rhymes with spasm and gap, I mean chasm
Hmmmm.... not ringing a bell.
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Hmmmm.... not ringing my bell.
Yeah...that's what Sarah said.
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Yeah? What do you do?
Tabasco, so they remember.
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I'm bored, amuse me.
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I'm bored, amuse me.
Jesus read the last 10 pages, you dance little monkey!
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Jesus read the last 10 pages, you dance little monkey!
I was hoping Biorin would reply...
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I was hoping Biorin would reply...
You've mentioned me about ten times in the past few days, is there something I can help you with?
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Wtf is going on in here. Semen, orgasms, .....
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Wtf is going on in here. Semen, orgasms, .....
If you ask me..the usual. lol
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