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      12-19-2015, 07:17 AM   #18437
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Waiting to board an aircraft to take me to the frigid north, Phil. What are you doing at this hour?
It's 2:17 PM here , so for the moment I'm on Bimmerpost .
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      12-19-2015, 07:19 AM   #18438
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Sunny day in Belgium?
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      12-19-2015, 07:19 AM   #18439
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      12-19-2015, 07:21 AM   #18440
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      12-19-2015, 07:23 AM   #18441
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Yes it is !
And actually it's really unbelievable because it's the middle of the winter here with temps from 17° Celsius !
We never saw this before in Belgium , saw yesterday while I drove to work a Z4-convertible with the top open....It's really amazing !
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      12-19-2015, 07:27 AM   #18442
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Yes it is !
And actually it's really unbelievable because it's the middle of the winter here with temps from 17° Celsius !
We never saw this before in Belgium , saw yesterday while I drove to work a Z4-convertible with the top open....It's really amazing !
Amen brother, we've been getting some pretty damn nice weather out here also.

Who has the z4, your smoking hot girlfriend?
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Amen brother, we've been getting some pretty damn nice weather out here also.

Who has the z4, your smoking hot girlfriend?
No , it was just a car on the road (the Z4) while I was driving to my work..
It was sadly no hot chick , it was a guy and he was fucking fugly...
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      12-19-2015, 09:53 AM   #18444
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Tara was never on my PM page , persons that are or were ...are also noted on the page , but I've no problem with that because some were there every day..that's fine for me .
I posted pics and my ID on here and you too , so where is the problem ?
I have no dirt because my ass is clean ...and my dick too
She has untraceable software at her disposal. I sassed her once and she told me stuff about myself that i didn't even know.
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I think I saw you on another forum before, but I'm not sure if it was you or not, nor can I remember which one it was at the moment. I'm pretty sure it was the same username at least.
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      12-19-2015, 01:24 PM   #18446
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I want to know my dirt please!
I think I saw you on another forum before, but I'm not sure if it was you or not, nor can I remember which one it was at the moment. I'm pretty sure it was the same username at least.
I was on Jeepforum for a long time as I bought my jeep stock in 2004 and did it up the way I wanted it, so I researched through that forum a lot, but never used anything like this OT deal. Now I recently purchased my BMW and have been doing the same. It's been a great way to kill time and actually seemed to meet some nice people, and crazy bastards like myself!
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I was on Jeepforum for a long time as I bought my jeep stock in 2004 and did it up the way I wanted it, so I researched through that forum a lot, but never used anything like this OT deal. Now I recently purchased my BMW and have been doing the same. It's been a great way to kill time and actually seemed to meet some nice people
No this wasn't even a car forum I don't think, it was something else but I can't think of it for the life of me. What other forums are you on other than cars and shit?


Don't be fooled, the nice is a facade. ASBSECU is going to be so torn when he realizes I've been using him this whole time to hack his computer and steal all his nudes.
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      12-19-2015, 01:30 PM   #18448
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I was on Jeepforum for a long time as I bought my jeep stock in 2004 and did it up the way I wanted it, so I researched through that forum a lot, but never used anything like this OT deal. Now I recently purchased my BMW and have been doing the same. It's been a great way to kill time and actually seemed to meet some nice people
No this wasn't even a car forum I don't think, it was something else but I can't think of it for the life of me. What other forums are you on other than cars and shit?


Don't be fooled, the nice is a facade. ASBSECU is going to be so torn when he realizes I've been using him this whole time to hack his computer and steal all his nudes.
None really, other than dating sites I used when I was single. Hmmm when i lived alone in a cabin in Montana I was pretty active online though. Who knows! Played ALOT of free online poker
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None really, other than dating sites I used when I was single. Hmmm when i lived alone in a cabin in Montana I was pretty active online though. Who knows! Played ALOT of free online poker
I don't go on any gay dating sites, so I didn't see you there. I use craigslist and backpage for that.


I'm sure I'll think of it, it was a while ago I saw your username and meant to ask if it was you.
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None really, other than dating sites I used when I was single. Hmmm when i lived alone in a cabin in Montana I was pretty active online though. Who knows! Played ALOT of free online poker
I don't go on any gay dating sites, so I didn't see you there. I use craigslist and backpage for that.


I'm sure I'll think of it, it was a while ago I saw your username and meant to ask if it was you.
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Haha you are much smarter than Axius
Female brains notice everything , I have that too and that's why all females like me .
Not sure...But I thought in the US they call them smart asses ..
And that's why I like you, Phil!
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Don't you have vacation time off for Christmas? You should visit Sara!
I still have 5 days of recuperation/overtime that I need to take this year..
But even then with a day off I'm never sure , I told you before Tara about my work situation ....It sucks !

Sara ?
Don't think so because I saw she's busy with Mr-SS and I told him that he needs the Kamsutra to get more variation in sex positions with Sara
From what I was reading before on here I saw they were together also before and the thing went kinda out of butt control...
So ?
But I would love "if" I only had the time.... to visit you Tara , I could help you out with your workout program as the best ?
Or maybe C5 ? But I'm not sure she's in for/love with man ?
Yes, Phil. Absolutely!
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No, Sara and Sugarskulls have not met yet. You still have a chance. You should go for her!
She's too expensive for me...
Can you tell me more about your CSI studies or work , that sounds really interesting ?
You would never be able to afford me then

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My fuel bills alone would have you working so much OT, you'd be too tired for sex!
Belgie is never too tired for sex! You see all them weights he lifts and doesn't get tired!
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That's better than nothing! Are you on the hardware or software end?
He'll always stay hardware for you, baby.
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And that's why I like you, Phil!
After reading your comment..I'm feeling flattered
Thank you Alex .
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Belgie is never too tired for sex! You see all them weights he lifts and doesn't get tired!
Fuck dude...those andro gym rats have shit for cardio.
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After reading your comment..I'm feeling flattered
Thank you Alex .
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