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      12-17-2015, 05:43 PM   #18305
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Let's make up for the holidays? I promise I won't lick your butt this time.
Strict missionary. No weird positions. No oral. As boring as it gets!
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Strict missionary. No weird positions. No oral. As boring as it gets!
I'm not boring! I'll show you an amazing time that doesn't require the off limits areas.
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      12-17-2015, 10:38 PM   #18312
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      12-17-2015, 10:45 PM   #18313
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Strict missionary. No weird positions. No oral. As boring as it gets!
I'm not boring! I'll show you an amazing time that doesn't require the off limits areas.
I'm in.

So ///m fest?
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      12-17-2015, 10:51 PM   #18314
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Strict missionary. No weird positions. No oral. As boring as it gets!
I'm not boring! I'll show you an amazing time that doesn't require the off limits areas.
I'm in.

So ///m fest?
You're waiting 5 months? Wow
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      12-17-2015, 11:11 PM   #18315
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      12-17-2015, 11:14 PM   #18316
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Strict missionary. No weird positions. No oral. As boring as it gets!
I'm not boring! I'll show you an amazing time that doesn't require the off limits areas.
I'm in.

So ///m fest?
You're waiting 5 months? Wow
I'm not going to NOLA before then.

Tinder will keep me busy, and I'll lick all those girls buttholes in the mean time.
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      12-17-2015, 11:15 PM   #18317
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I'm not going to NOLA before then.

Tinder will keep me busy, and I'll lick all those girls buttholes in the mean time.
You're doing it wrong make them lick yours and clean your condo.
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      12-17-2015, 11:18 PM   #18318
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I'm not going to NOLA before then.

Tinder will keep me busy, and I'll lick all those girls buttholes in the mean time.
You're doing it wrong make them lick yours and clean your condo.
Did I not make it known that was implied?

My place is pretty clean though. I don't like messy places.
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      12-18-2015, 08:13 AM   #18319
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For real, anyone who doesn't lick ass and has a dirty house is a fucking heathen.
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I'm in.

So ///m fest?
I'll be there. Hope you're up for the challenge.
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What is a man's fascination with a woman's poop shoot???
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      12-18-2015, 09:35 AM   #18322
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What is a man's fascination with a woman's poop shoot???
The taboo of it,the fact that it can switch things up a little and add variety to your sex life, and there are some SERIOUS nerve endings there! Patience and buildup is key! Hardcore anal is just mean, slipping a pinky to get the ball rolling is a good opener...
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      12-18-2015, 09:36 AM   #18323
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What is a man's fascination with a woman's poop shoot???
This has been asked and answered....
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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What is a man's fascination with a woman's poop shoot???

Just enjoy touching it, teasing it, licking it, feeling those tight little creases around the perimeter of the sacred land on your tongue just has some kind of magical effect.

It's the danger zone, and I like to live dangerously. Besides, many women enjoy it. Maybe not getting plowed in the ass, but some stimulation can put you in a whole different zone.
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This has been asked and answered....
Shhhhhh, we're trying to get Sara to explore new things here.
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