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      12-14-2015, 02:04 PM   #18085
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Awesome masturbation scenarios or masturbation itself?



Everyone should masturbate, it's very healthy and it made my penis longer.
So wait, it makes penis longer? Not sure if srs.....
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      12-14-2015, 02:17 PM   #18086
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So wait, it makes penis longer? Not sure if srs.....
Yeah dude, the you gotta stroke bottom of the shaft to just under the tip where you give it a nice tug at the end. I've gotten an extra .00002'' just from this method alone.
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      12-14-2015, 02:27 PM   #18087
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Or Blue Mountain State how everyone has an awesome getting caught masturbating story!
Reading their discussion was like catching them masturbating. Kind of.

...I thought about that a little too soon after lunch
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      12-14-2015, 02:35 PM   #18088
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Reading their discussion was like catching them masturbating. Kind of.

...I thought about that a little too soon after lunch
It was mentally stimulating in all the wrong ways.... all the wrong ways.
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      12-14-2015, 02:36 PM   #18089
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Yeah dude, the you gotta stroke bottom of the shaft to just under the tip where you give it a nice tug at the end. I've gotten an extra .00002'' just from this method alone.
I'm amazed that just by doing this i will achieve a 30% gain in penis size! You're a life saver!
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Yeah dude, the you gotta stroke bottom of the shaft to just under the tip where you give it a nice tug at the end. I've gotten an extra .00002'' just from this method alone.
OR, you could just catch the tip under the toilet lid while erect, and then stand and stretch. Clean up is easier too when you unload directly into the bowl
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      12-14-2015, 02:37 PM   #18091
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So wait, it makes penis longer? Not sure if srs.....
It's true. Source: Am doctor.
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      12-14-2015, 02:38 PM   #18092
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I'm amazed that just by doing this i will achieve a 30% gain in penis size! You're a life saver!
Glad I could help you out buddy, that was a solid 80% for me!

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OR, you could just catch the tip under the toilet lid while erect, and then stand and stretch. Clean up is easier too when you unload directly into the bowl
You really shouldn't be clogging your plumbing with semen.
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      12-14-2015, 02:42 PM   #18093
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Glad I could help you out buddy, that was a solid 80% for me!
There you go again, always out doing me!!

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There you go again, always out doing me!!

Hey man, if you got it, flaunt it.
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      12-14-2015, 02:56 PM   #18095
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Hey man, if you got it, flaunt it.
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      12-14-2015, 02:58 PM   #18096
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Axius - 1.14 micron
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How about Axiom's?
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      12-14-2015, 03:10 PM   #18097
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How about Axiom's?
Insufficient data for meaningful answer...
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      12-14-2015, 03:18 PM   #18098
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Great, I started a losing dick measuring contest. Just what I needed on a Monday.
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      12-14-2015, 03:18 PM   #18099
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For those keeping score at home:

Axius - 1.14 micron
Tonka - 2.20 micron
How about Axiom's?
He'll likely throw off the curve.

For scientific purposes - the high and low measure gets eliminated to properly assess a median score.

Unless you're asking for personal reasons - like the spark bank
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Unless you're asking for personal reasons - like the spark bank
Someone has a curiosity deep inside their mind that obviously seeks fulfillment....
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Axius - 1.14 micron
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How about Axiom's?
Soooo Axiom is banned for a month.
He won't be answering.
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Axius - 1.14 micron
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Does this mean i win!?!?
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Does this mean i win!?!?
Yes! Your tallywhacker is over 1000 nanometers longer than Axius'!
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Soooo Axiom is banned for a month.
He won't be answering.
That's a shame.

How do you know how long someone is banned?
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He won't be answering.
That's a shame.

How do you know how long someone is banned?
Because I KNOW ALL
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