Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

bimmette · 11-20-2018, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

The big D is for Danyell right?

RIGHT????

Noooooo

It's Danielle

Turkish Pickle · 11-20-2018, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Your girl is going to steal your girl with her giant dick??? and calls you "bro?"

I'm confused here.

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I'm hella confused.

fucking tell me about it guys, i was HELLA confused

i should've evaded this situation like capone evaded his taxes smh

and she is not my girl, let's make that very clear

we fooled around a bit, i got disturbed and i dipped until break started and i became lonely and bored...

i REALLY need to figure out how to attract higher quality but equally as fun girls lmao

King Rudi · 11-20-2018, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

i REALLY need to figure out how to attract higher quality but equally as fun girls lmao

Let us know when you have that shit figured out. We would all like to know this.

UncleWede · 11-20-2018, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

It's Danielle

Didn't Doc spell it different above? Maybe I'm not close enough to use the pet spelling

YET

upstatedoc · 11-20-2018, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Didn't Doc spell it different above? Maybe I'm not close enough to use the pet spelling

YET

it's Danyell, autocorrect was switching it to danielle but i fixed that mf

upstatedoc · 11-20-2018, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Run.

to her

Turkish Pickle · 11-20-2018, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Let us know when you have that shit figured out. We would all like to know this.

is it really an impossible mission?

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

it's Danyell, autocorrect was switching it to danielle but i fixed that mf

you know its real when he puts in the time to correct the autocorrect mistake

CTinline-six · 11-20-2018, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

is it really an impossible mission?

you know its real when he puts in the time to correct the autocorrect mistake

Haha right?

I turned off autocorrect a day after getting my phone. I hate that.

bimmette · 11-20-2018, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Didn't Doc spell it different above? Maybe I'm not close enough to use the pet spelling

YET

it's Danyell, autocorrect was switching it to danielle but i fixed that mf

Oh noooo, that's weird.

Turkish Pickle · 11-20-2018, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Haha right?

I turned off autocorrect a day after getting my phone. I hate that.

i turned mine off the day i got it along with all other spelling "correction" memes except the double tap for space, including auto capitalization

also on other news, "watch her actions not her words" is real boys: i was chatting with the cupcake girl last night and she mentioned how her mom cheated on his "scary outside but inside a teddy bear" dad and how she was pissed at her.
lets just say she cheated on her boyfriend and keep it at that... lowkey if she wasnt a blatant cheater i'd consider getting serious with her but yeah not trying to get my own ass burnt "if she did it with you, she'll do it to you"

CTinline-six · 11-20-2018, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

i turned mine off the day i got it along with all other spelling "correction" memes except the double tap for space, including auto capitalization

also on other news, "watch her actions not her words" is real boys: i was chatting with the cupcake girl last night and she mentioned how her mom cheated on his "scary outside but inside a teddy bear" dad and how she was pissed at her.
lets just say she cheated on her boyfriend and keep it at that... lowkey if she wasnt a blatant cheater i'd consider getting serious with her but yeah not trying to get my own ass burnt "if she did it with you, she'll do it to you"

Wait the mom cheated or the girl cheated? Maybe you need to turn them back on.

Turkish Pickle · 11-20-2018, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Wait the mom cheated or the girl cheated? Maybe you need to turn them back on.

they both did, but the girl hates the mom for cheating is what i tried to say lol

Turkish Pickle · 11-20-2018, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

I don't think that's why the girl is angry at her mom...

as contradicting this is going to be, im only going with what she told me lol
what can it be tho?

bimmette · 11-20-2018, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

@Biorin bimmette

What seems to be the female consensus around male pubes?

1- Shaved pubis/balls etc
2- Trimmed but not 100% shaved? (Perhaps trimmed pubis but shaved balls and shaft)
3- Natural full bush

Asking for a friend.

2

Biorin · 11-20-2018, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

@Biorin bimmette

What seems to be the female consensus around male pubes?

1- Shaved pubis/balls etc
2- Trimmed but not 100% shaved? (Perhaps trimmed pubis but shaved balls and shaft)
3- Natural full bush

Asking for a friend.

Tell your boyfriend 1 or 2 are preferred (it's not a big deal, but no one likes a fur burger, do they?)

King Rudi · 11-20-2018, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

no one likes a fur burger, do they?

When my ex wife and I first got together, she was adorable, very attractive, 110 pounds, funny, intelligent and she came with the biggest panty hamster I had ever seen. She saw the look on my face when I came face to face with Minge-y and it never looked like that again. Thank goodness she could read my reaction and we didn't need to have the talk. I'm not a beat box master and have no intention of ever becoming one. General rule of thumb, if someone's mouth is going to be anywhere on your body, make DAMN sure it's hair free.

Matt@EuroJerks · 11-20-2018, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Wait that isn't a pet name?

I thought you were misspelling it as a joke or to "conceal" her name...

Her name is Danyell?

Run.

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Doc ended the fantasy. What a mofo...

I pictured Danielle as this beautiful long-brown-haired classy girl...

Now Danyell is a bleach-blonde with pink hair ends and "let me speak to your manager" haircut, with a lizard tattoo on the right side of her face...

Seriously...The choo choo train is coming.

Biorin · 11-20-2018, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

@Biorin bimmette

What seems to be the female consensus around male pubes?

1- Shaved pubis/balls etc
2- Trimmed but not 100% shaved? (Perhaps trimmed pubis but shaved balls and shaft)
3- Natural full bush

Asking for a friend.

2

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Originally Posted by Biorin

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

@Biorin bimmette

What seems to be the female consensus around male pubes?

1- Shaved pubis/balls etc
2- Trimmed but not 100% shaved? (Perhaps trimmed pubis but shaved balls and shaft)
3- Natural full bush

Asking for a friend.

Tell your boyfriend 1 or 2 are preferred (it's not a big deal, but no one likes a fur burger, do they?)

Thanks both of you.
I will make sure he is informed.

I figured it may be the same for us men, then? Not a big deal but sometimes too much hair is not cool... not much difference between full shaved and well trimmed...

May I ask a follow up question: is the hesitance in answering 1 because it sometimes may make it look like a child?

Childlike is not a word that's come to my mind, but I suppose it looks a bit odd vs trimmed.

King Rudi · 11-20-2018, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Thanks both of you.
I will make sure he is informed.

I figured it may be the same for us men, then? Not a big deal but sometimes too much hair is not cool... not much difference between full shaved and well trimmed...

May I ask a follow up question: is the hesitance in answering 1 because it sometimes may make it look like a child?

Find a decent body hair trimmer and trim all of your body hair. Not completely shaved off, not too short but all one length. Keep the shaft and balls shaved clean, leave a little hair everywhere else.

Biorin · 11-20-2018, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Thanks both of you.
I will make sure he is informed.

I figured it may be the same for us men, then? Not a big deal but sometimes too much hair is not cool... not much difference between full shaved and well trimmed...

May I ask a follow up question: is the hesitance in answering 1 because it sometimes may make it look like a child?

Find a decent body hair trimmer and trim all of your body hair. Not completely shaved off, not too short but all one length. Keep the shaft and balls shaved clean, leave a little hair everywhere else.

I hereby christen you the resident manscaper of BP.

King Rudi · 11-20-2018, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I hereby christen you the resident manscaper of BP.

My queen, I appreciate your recognition of talent but may I decline such a title?

bimmette · 11-20-2018, 04:22 PM

This is not the Ask a Girl Anything thread btw.

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