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[nyalpine90]

I wouldnt want drunks chick in back seat or puke, ew
or
install a cam and record just for security purposes like that guy with taxi in Europe

if they dont pay they gotta

[F30lolz]

I did Lyft for bit early this year, mostly taking University of Miami students to Brickell, Wynwood and South Beach. Most of the passengers were ok but some I wanted to drop kick. Had some passenger offer me cocaine "fresh off the brick", had 7 chicken heads in my car, had girls touching the back of my neck, passengers telling me their life stories and the most annoying, slamming my doors. However, no vomiting

[guni]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

I did Lyft for bit early this year, mostly taking University of Miami students to Brickell, Wynwood and South Beach. Most of the passengers were ok but some I wanted to drop kick. Had some passenger offer me cocaine "fresh off the brick", had 7 chicken heads in my car, had girls touching the back of my neck, passengers telling me their life stories and the most annoying, slamming my doors. However, no vomiting

I went to Miami...don't think I would give myself and my friends a ride in my car...good times...

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by C5driver

They'd have to be small children or half a midget to fit in the back seat.

Front seat is way better though. Has a heated or cooling ass massager.

You just want some of that fake taxi porn action.

[BMW F22]

What are some gift ideas for your SO/gf/lady friend? Been dating for 5-6 months.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by BMW F22

What are some gift ideas for your SO/gf/lady friend? Been dating for 5-6 months.

How much do you want to spend? What does she like?


I like to buy gifts where you win too, like couples massage with wine. Get drunk, felt up, go home and shag.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by BMW F22

What are some gift ideas for your SO/gf/lady friend? Been dating for 5-6 months.

Wow...TMI.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I seriously want to but they don't allow two-door cars.

M6 comes in a 4 door flavor. They'd never know.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You just want some of that fake taxi porn action.

I have restraints in the back seat

[F30lolz]

I think for Lyft & Uber you need to have not only 4 doors but seating for cinco, plus IIRC you need to have the car approved first.

[ASBSECU E93]

I am SOOOO excited......Not only is today Friday, but I finally get to meet the person of my dreams tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

I think for Lyft & Uber you need to have not only 4 doors but seating for cinco, plus IIRC you need to have the car approved first.

uberSUPERCAR was an April Fools prank. Pick up in a Lambo or F car.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I am SOOOO excited......Not only is today Friday, but I finally get to meet the person of my dreams tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manscape Saturday? Couples massage? Trolley ride?

[BMW F22]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Wow...TMI.

Oh oops I left out the Xmas part. It's coming up in 2 weeks!!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Manscape Saturday? Couples massage? Trolley ride?

Circle jerk. JK. Mutual masturbation and watching my VHS copy of Happy Gilmore.

[Sara]

OK guys, mark your calendars. Vegas April 22-24 for MFest. Who's going?

[Axius]

Strong possibility, have a TS there need to check availability.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Mutual masturbation and watching my VHS copy of Happy Gilmore.

[ASBSECU E93]

I love that show...Captin' Stubing was code for....?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by BMW F22

Oh oops I left out the Xmas part. It's coming up in 2 weeks!!

How about a couples massage or VHS and chill?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I am SOOOO excited......Not only is today Friday, but I finally get to meet the person of my dreams tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh are you flying me out?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I love that show...Captin' Stubing was code for....?

Captain Stabbin, you mean? Wait...