Ask a married guy anything

nyalpine90 · 12-08-2015, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

What, those combo b-day/Xmas gifts don't fly?

i joke with her about it, her response is im happy with dinner date and a card.

F30lolz · 12-08-2015, 10:32 AM

I got my wife a new laundry basket for Christmas and a iron. Win?

1MOREMOD · 12-08-2015, 10:35 AM

A mop and bucket or knee pads is better.

nyalpine90 · 12-08-2015, 10:36 AM

Mr Tonka · 12-08-2015, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

....and, you may actually married to the Boss....win/win!!

Nope, this was a while back. Before current boss.

F30lolz · 12-08-2015, 08:45 PM

Can any husband on here, besides myself, do the Ray Lewis dance?

1MOREMOD · 12-08-2015, 08:46 PM

Is that where you side step legal charges after murders?

F30lolz · 12-15-2015, 02:51 PM

Any husbands here been married more than once?

UncleWede · 12-15-2015, 03:17 PM

I'm on the second wife myself. First one only lasted about a year before she came home and told me she was pregnant

and we hadn't had sex in several months

Mr Tonka · 12-15-2015, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'm on the second wife myself. First one only lasted about a year before she came home and told me she was pregnant

and we hadn't had sex in several months

At least you found out why you weren't getting any.

F30lolz · 12-15-2015, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'm on the second wife myself. First one only lasted about a year before she came home and told me she was pregnant

and we hadn't had sex in several months

Not cool. How long have you've been with wife numero two?

C5driver · 12-15-2015, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'm on the second wife myself. First one only lasted about a year before she came home and told me she was pregnant

and we hadn't had sex in several months

I'm not that good at math, but 1 year of marriage+no sex in several months = what the fuck is your problem?

UncleWede · 12-15-2015, 03:36 PM

We screwed a lot before getting married, then everything changed. We moved in together, didn't need to hide in the car, and I just had no experience and thought that's just what happens when you get married. I still had internet pron, so got by day to day. It just seemed that no matter when I went to the room, she was already in bed in PJs and nearly asleep. I have NEVER been one to force myself upon a woman. I came home from my grandfather's funeral, and she told me she was pregnant.

I've been with wife #2 for about 18 years, married for 13 of those.

Axius · 12-15-2015, 03:41 PM

Does your new wife bang?

UncleWede · 12-15-2015, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Does your new wife bang?

Not other guys, at least to my knowledge. But my track history isn't all that great, so take that with a grain of salt.

I TRY really hard to not judge/project the pain from my first experience onto my second

Axius · 12-15-2015, 03:58 PM

Yeah but are needs being met? If not, you should set up a romantic night and change that.

V1.47fan · 12-15-2015, 04:00 PM

Do you guys enjoy being bossed around?

UncleWede · 12-15-2015, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Yeah but are needs being met? If not, you should set up a romantic night and change that.

You are a bit younger than I, and the wife is even older than me. Currently we are just completing that fun life stage were ONE of us gets all heated at night, and wants red wine, but doesn't like chocolate so I'm a cold-hearted bastard for buying Schwann's English Toffee ice cream bars and not the strawberry sparkles ones that they don't even make any more, even when the delivery guy repeatedly tells us they don't make them any more.

Axius · 12-15-2015, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

You are a bit younger than I, and the wife is even older than me. Currently we are just completing that fun life stage were ONE of us gets all heated at night, and wants red wine, but doesn't like chocolate so I'm a cold-hearted bastard for buying Schwann's English Toffee ice cream bars and not the strawberry sparkles ones that they don't even make any more, even when the delivery guy repeatedly tells us they don't make them any more.

All of a sudden my life seems really really exciting.

C5driver · 12-15-2015, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

All of a sudden my life seems really really exciting.

Lups · 12-15-2015, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Not other guys, at least to my knowledge. But my track history isn't all that great, so take that with a grain of salt.

I TRY really hard to not judge/project the pain from my first experience onto my second

This is by far the most important lesson life gives us, and us women suck at this.

You're awesome Wade.

F30lolz · 12-15-2015, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

This is by far the most important lesson life gives us, and us women suck at this.

You're awesome Wade.

You suck at sucking? Good at blowing I hope

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