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      10-17-2024, 04:43 PM   #155
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Idk why this is so funny to me lol
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      10-22-2024, 08:17 PM   #156
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Yes it says exactly that! Saw this in rush hour traffic.
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Perhaps stuck on there by a prankster (not that I'd ever have done anything like that to a buddies car or anything....)
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Yes it says exactly that! Saw this in rush hour traffic.
It looks like there's a little body damage around the right taillight so maybe the owner is tongue-in-cheek commenting on being rear ended.
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Perhaps stuck on there by a prankster (not that I'd ever have done anything like that to a buddies car or anything....)
I stuck a "Bad cop! No donut!" bumper sticker on the back of a LEO friend's unmarked take-home patrol car.....
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Reminds me of a porno website license plate surround someone slapped on a co-workers car. It was on there for probably three weeks before he noticed.
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It looks like there's a little body damage around the right taillight so maybe the owner is tongue-in-cheek commenting on being rear ended.
That did occur to me as well. 😜
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Unfortunate sticker placement. Or was it done on purpose?
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Unfortunate sticker placement. Or was it done on purpose?
You'll never know without pics of the mom.

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Perhaps stuck on there by a prankster (not that I'd ever have done anything like that to a buddies car or anything....)
I once played a prank on a coworker where I inserted one of those USB thumb drives into the back of his laptop docking station at the office. It would insert random characters as he typed. It was driving him insane and he thought he had contracted a virus and was just about to have tech support wipe his hard drive when I finally fessed up.

As an act of revenge, he placed a magnetic bumper sticker on the back of my car that said " I (Heart symbol) Cowboy Butts". I didn't notice for a couple of months, - it was hilarious!
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I once played a prank on a coworker where I inserted one of those USB thumb drives into the back of his laptop docking station at the office. It would insert random characters as he typed. It was driving him insane and he thought he had contracted a virus and was just about to have tech support wipe his hard drive when I finally fessed up.

As an act of revenge, he placed a magnetic bumper sticker on the back of my car that said " I (Heart symbol) Cowboy Butts". I didn't notice for a couple of months, - it was hilarious!
We had this purchasing guy that was ALL business. I think his smile muscle had atrophied. He left his computer unlocked when he went out for lunch one day. We took a screen capture of his desktop, then put all of his icons in a folder and hid the task bar. We changed his desktop background to that screen capture. He was going NUTS trying to click the Start button, open his desktop shortcuts, and on and on.

We held the line and said nothing. He went full Andy from the Office when they put his calculator in Jello.



IT came by later and fixed it in about five minutes.
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IT came by later and fixed it in about five minutes.
Pro tip from the IT guy who finds someone's computer unlocked and unattended - open up their email client and send their two weeks notice to HR and all supervisors.....
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