What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[1MOREMOD]

We would all end up drunk and high with totalled cars and broke dicks.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Any of my closest internet friends want to go in with me and buy a town..?


https://www.yahoo.com/realestate/tow...932214058.html

I'm in. Let's all do this!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm in. Let's all do this!

I had the craziest dream about you just now and now I'm awake soaked in blood. Ugh. My foot re opened and it looks like a war zone in my bed... Fucking urgent care FTL. I want my $30 co pay back.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I had the craziest dream about you just now and now I'm awake soaked in blood. Ugh. My foot re opened and it looks like a war zone in my bed... Fucking urgent care FTL. I want my $30 co pay back.

OMG gross! Bandage it up tight and have a good sleep!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by bimmette

OMG gross! Bandage it up tight and have a good sleep!

I put a knuckle bandage on with gauze. It's still going. Ugh!!! grabbed the closet thing to me when I woke up which unfortunately for my daughter was her Aiden + Anais muslin

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

We would all end up drunk and high with totalled cars and broke dicks.

So essentially my life right now, minus owning a town with a race track?

Originally Posted by Sara504

I put a knuckle bandage on with gauze. It's still going. Ugh!!! grabbed the closet thing to me when I woke up which unfortunately for my daughter was her Aiden + Anais muslin

If you want my serious masters degree in health services opinion...., super glue it shut and throw a butterfly over it.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

DEAL !
What's the adress of the elevator ?...I'll push the emergency button .

It's in Tokyo...good luck finding the emergency button

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

] We would have to get our gun toting redneck friends involved.

Hello...is it me you're looking for?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh you fancy, huh?

That's how we roll in the 949...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

That's how we roll in the 949...

That's how I roll in the Scag. Have to put a towel down on the seat for the ladies.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Yes, stocked with only the finest, all-natural, prairie grown herbs and medicinal plants.

We may need to pitch this idea to the roommate thread.

I want a range that rivals Knob Creek.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

That's how I roll in the Scag. Have to put a towel down on the seat for the ladies.

How about a butt massager. That's super fancy.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

How about a butt massager. That's super fancy.

Well, when I said Scag, I meant my moms minivan. And when I said put a towel down for the ladies, it's really for the dogs wet paws.



Hmpf.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Well, when I said Scag, I meant my moms minivan. And when I said put a towel down for the ladies, it's really for the dogs wet paws.

Hmpf.

Silly me. I was imagining Anastasia Ashley in the right seat, rocking out to pipeline

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Silly me. I was imagining Anastasia Ashley in the right seat, rocking out to pipeline

To be fair, I am enjoying this imagination you speak of at this very moment.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

To be fair, I am enjoying this imagination you speak of at this very moment.

Me too

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by C5driver

I want a range that rivals Knob Creek.

I think we could write that into the zoning laws.

I had to look up what that was and it was blocked for "Weapons/Bombs". I guess they're doing something right down there.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by RJ_

I think we could write that into the zoning laws.

I had to look up what that was and it was blocked for "Weapons/Bombs". I guess they're doing something right down there.

Kentuckians know how to party.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

To be fair, I am enjoying this imagination you speak of at this very moment.

Here you go bud...

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Kentuckians know how to party.

Speaking of Kentucky, we'll need ourselves a good sour mash operation.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Speaking of Kentucky, we'll need ourselves a good sour mash operation.

That was already covered when asking for redneck friends to participate, no?

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

That was already covered when asking for redneck friends to participate, no?

I suppose you're right.