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      11-30-2015, 05:25 PM   #17029
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Nooooooo, you fucking dumbass...SARA!! I told you she posted boobie pics! Go hump her double D's!!
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      11-30-2015, 05:26 PM   #17030
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Today's been a real punch-myself-in-the-face kind of Monday.
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Nooooooo, you fucking dumbass...SARA!! I told you she posted boobie pics! Go hump her double D's!!
Why Nooooooo ?
We both stuck in an elevator for an hour or so and talk about FN..cars...and Belgian moules .
What's wrong with that ?

But think one hour for us is never enough...
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Today's been a real punch-myself-in-the-face kind of Monday.
You must have narced someone out.
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      11-30-2015, 05:35 PM   #17033
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Why Nooooooo ?
We both stuck in an elevator for an hour or so and talk about FN..cars...and Belgian moules .
What's wrong with that ?

But think one hour for us is never enough...
Bring a CAL and a 50.63 and it's a deal.
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You must have narced someone out.
Nah, just that doing so seems more appealing than how this day has gone.
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      11-30-2015, 05:49 PM   #17035
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I'm kind of part male, what with my body hair and all. We can have shemale Axius of Evil threesomes - I'll be whatever you want me to be, baby.
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Fuck my life, please tell me what's on sale.... give me the deets.
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      11-30-2015, 05:51 PM   #17036
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Fuck my life, please tell me what's on sale.... give me the deets.
I'll swing by the dollar store and check.
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Bring a CAL and a 50.63 and it's a deal.
DEAL !
What's the adress of the elevator ?...I'll push the emergency button .
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Oh you fancy, huh?
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      11-30-2015, 10:13 PM   #17040
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Any of my closest internet friends want to go in with me and buy a town..?


https://www.yahoo.com/realestate/tow...932214058.html
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Any of my closest internet friends want to go in with me and buy a town..?


https://www.yahoo.com/realestate/tow...932214058.html
I'm in I grew up in deadwood there. Running a shit bar and hanging out posting on forum sounds fun to me with a group of misfits.
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Any of my closest internet friends want to go in with me and buy a town..?


https://www.yahoo.com/realestate/tow...932214058.html
Hell yeah! I tried to get a bunch of my buddies together to buy the ski resort Bruce Willis used to own in Idaho earlier this year. It didn't work out, but a guy can dream.
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]It's down by the border of Nebraska looks like. We would have to get our gun toting redneck friends involved.
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]It's down by the border of Nebraska looks like. We would have to get our gun toting redneck friends involved.
...someone call my name..?
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I'd love to run a bar/restaurant.
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]It's down by the border of Nebraska looks like. We would have to get our gun toting redneck friends involved.
Hmm... I think we'd do alright with the folks around here.
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We may have to build a track also, and get together a car club.
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We may have to build a track also, and get together a car club.
Only the essentials for any civilized society.
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Yep bar, track, restaurant and I will open a "pharmacy".
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Yep bar, track, restaurant and I will open a "pharmacy".
Yes, stocked with only the finest, all-natural, prairie grown herbs and medicinal plants.

We may need to pitch this idea to the roommate thread.
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