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      11-30-2015, 01:17 PM   #17007
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      11-30-2015, 01:17 PM   #17008
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      11-30-2015, 01:18 PM   #17009
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      11-30-2015, 01:27 PM   #17010
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      11-30-2015, 01:27 PM   #17011
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THAT explains why Canadian dollar is only worth about 75 cents . . .
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      11-30-2015, 01:34 PM   #17012
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THAT explains why Canadian dollar is only worth about 75 cents . . .
Nah, it's because the quality of poutine in Canadia, so the only thing left to follow was the currency.
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      11-30-2015, 02:52 PM   #17013
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The ambiguously violent duo. The dream team, if you will.
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Okay, Metallica.
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      11-30-2015, 04:39 PM   #17014
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Okay, Metallica.
Want to join our team? We could use a solid female specimen like yourself.
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      11-30-2015, 04:47 PM   #17015
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Want to join our team? We could use a solid female specimen like yourself.
She's gonna have to play bass (violin). And that means your name will have to be two words starting with S & P.

Ex: Smashing Pumpkins, Silversun Pickups, Sick Puppies... It's a thing.
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      11-30-2015, 04:48 PM   #17016
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Or, we could be Goat Party.
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      11-30-2015, 04:57 PM   #17017
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GP, hmmm. gonna have to chew on that one a while
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      11-30-2015, 05:24 PM   #17018
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Want to join our team? We could use a solid female specimen like yourself.
Done and done. I think an Axius requires at least three members.
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      11-30-2015, 05:32 PM   #17019
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      11-30-2015, 05:39 PM   #17020
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Done and done. I think an Axius requires at least three members.
One male and two females. So with you and C5 we have the perfect trio.
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      11-30-2015, 06:03 PM   #17021
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      11-30-2015, 06:05 PM   #17022
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Wait, are you a blonde or brunette, or both? I can't remember, bbyy.



On a serious note, I need to go on the hunt, life is boring lately.




Car should be done by the 16th / 17th so there's always that. Complete with shitty foggy OEM headlights.
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      11-30-2015, 06:14 PM   #17023
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One male and two females. So with you and C5 we have the perfect trio.
I'm kind of part male, what with my body hair and all. We can have shemale Axius of Evil threesomes - I'll be whatever you want me to be, baby.
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      11-30-2015, 06:21 PM   #17024
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Ever get stuck in an elevator with a super hot chick?
My dream situation with you ...
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I'm whatever's on sale....
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Nooooooo, you fucking dumbass...SARA!! I told you she posted boobie pics! Go hump her double D's!!
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      11-30-2015, 06:26 PM   #17027
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Today's been a real punch-myself-in-the-face kind of Monday.
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Nooooooo, you fucking dumbass...SARA!! I told you she posted boobie pics! Go hump her double D's!!
Why Nooooooo ?
We both stuck in an elevator for an hour or so and talk about FN..cars...and Belgian moules .
What's wrong with that ?

But think one hour for us is never enough...
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