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V1.47fan · 11-22-2015, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Oh god I hated using that little grip strengthening thingy to train for a trigger test.

Dont wanna brag but i broke a couple of those.

C5driver · 11-22-2015, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Oh god I hated using that little grip strengthening thingy to train for a trigger test.

Was it with the captains of crush strength trainers? What level?

bimmette · 11-22-2015, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Oh god I hated using that little grip strengthening thingy to train for a trigger test.

Was it with the captains of crush strength trainers? What level?

Oh geez I don't know. Whatever it took so I can pull a trigger fast and furiously.

C5driver · 11-22-2015, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Oh geez I don't know. Whatever it took so I can pull a trigger fast and furiously.

It's a grip strengthener...not an index finger strengthener

C5driver · 11-22-2015, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Oh geez I don't know. Whatever it took so I can pull a trigger fast and furiously.

And it's a trigger "PRESS"...not a pull!

bimmette · 11-22-2015, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Oh geez I don't know. Whatever it took so I can pull a trigger fast and furiously.

And it's a trigger "PRESS"...not a pull!

Whatever. STFU!

C5driver · 11-22-2015, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Whatever. STFU!

V1.47fan · 11-22-2015, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Whatever. STFU!

You don't think for a gf, she's pretty damn cool?

C5driver · 11-22-2015, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

You don't think for a gf, she's pretty damn cool?

We're having a catfight...stay in your lane.

ASBSECU E93 · 11-22-2015, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

So I go get the iPod from the car and find a missing mag. Today is a good day.

Uh Oh

bimmette · 11-22-2015, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Whatever. STFU!

You don't think for a gf, she's pretty damn cool?

Meh, she's just alright I guess.

ASBSECU E93 · 11-22-2015, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

And it's a trigger "PRESS"...not a pull!

Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything ~ Wyatt Earp

Smooth is fast....but Fast isn't always smooth....

V1.47fan · 11-22-2015, 10:44 PM

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We're having a catfight...stay in your lane.

You've been stepping on a lot of toes lately.

C5driver · 11-22-2015, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

You've been stepping on a lot of toes lately.

Everyone picks on the most helpless and weak...

Axius · 11-22-2015, 11:02 PM

I drove into Michigan yesterday, and first when I was exiting I80 onto I280 in O-gay-O, I pulled into the booth to pay my toll and this lady was waayyy friendly, talked to the guy ahead of me for like 2 minutes, and I was like, wtf is this shit. Roll up, and she's all cheery, sorry about the wait, yada yada, I'm with Ziplock and today we're just covering everyones tolls, how long have you been on the road?

I'm like, SHIT GIRL ALL DAY, SINCE LIKE 5AM!

she started cracking up. I had to sign a waiver and they said I was on camera. I doubt I'll get on the commercial, but it was funny as fuck. They paid me a dollar, so I felt kind of cheap after.

Then I got to MI and we got 10'' of snow. It all started right as I crossed the border. Also finally met my sisters friend, and her eyes are deep ocean blue, and I plan on fucking her up in billiards tomorrow.

Thats my adventure.

Axius · 11-22-2015, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Everyone picks on the most helpless and weak...

The weak and helpless are the most fun to pick on.

Dumb nerds.

ASBSECU E93 · 11-22-2015, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I drove into Michigan yesterday, and first when I was exiting I80 onto I280 in O-gay-O, I pulled into the booth to pay my toll and this lady was waayyy friendly, talked to the guy ahead of me for like 2 minutes, and I was like, wtf is this shit. Roll up, and she's all cheery, sorry about the wait, yada yada, I'm with Ziplock and today we're just covering everyones tolls, how long have you been on the road?

I'm like, SHIT GIRL ALL DAY, SINCE LIKE 5AM!

she started cracking up. I had to sign a waiver and they said I was on camera. I doubt I'll get on the commercial, but it was funny as fuck. They paid me a dollar, so I felt kind of cheap after.

Then I got to MI and we got 10'' of snow. It all started right as I crossed the border. Also finally met my sisters friend, and her eyes are deep ocean blue, and I plan on fucking her up in billiards tomorrow.

Thats my adventure.

C5driver · 11-22-2015, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Also finally met my sisters friend, and her eyes are deep ocean blue, and I plan on fucking her up in billiards tomorrow.

bimmette · 11-22-2015, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I drove into Michigan yesterday, and first when I was exiting I80 onto I280 in O-gay-O, I pulled into the booth to pay my toll and this lady was waayyy friendly, talked to the guy ahead of me for like 2 minutes, and I was like, wtf is this shit. Roll up, and she's all cheery, sorry about the wait, yada yada, I'm with Ziplock and today we're just covering everyones tolls, how long have you been on the road?

I'm like, SHIT GIRL ALL DAY, SINCE LIKE 5AM!

she started cracking up. I had to sign a waiver and they said I was on camera. I doubt I'll get on the commercial, but it was funny as fuck. They paid me a dollar, so I felt kind of cheap after.

Then I got to MI and we got 10'' of snow. It all started right as I crossed the border. Also finally met my sisters friend, and her eyes are deep ocean blue, and I plan on fucking her up in billiards tomorrow.

Thats my adventure.

This whole update is hilarious hahahhaah!

Axius · 11-23-2015, 08:05 AM

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This whole update is hilarious hahahhaah!

Thanks, it was the best "too long, didn't read" I could come up with on the spot lol. A lot more has transpired, like today I have a shit ton to go do, so I'll probably have another update by tomorrow. Hitting up Detroit tonight with my old group of car friends.

F30lolz · 11-23-2015, 09:35 AM

Watched a JC Penny commercial last night and it got me irate. How in the world are they going to open up at 3PM on Thanksgiving Day? I'm so glad I got out of working retail back in 1998

ASBSECU E93 · 11-23-2015, 10:03 AM

^the struggle is real....first world problems...

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Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	I drove into Michigan yesterday, and first when I was exiting I80 onto I280 in O-gay-O, I pulled into the booth to pay my toll and this lady was waayyy friendly, talked to the guy ahead of me for like 2 minutes, and I was like, wtf is this shit. Roll up, and she's all cheery, sorry about the wait, yada yada, I'm with Ziplock and today we're just covering everyones tolls, how long have you been on the road? I'm like, SHIT GIRL ALL DAY, SINCE LIKE 5AM! she started cracking up. I had to sign a waiver and they said I was on camera. I doubt I'll get on the commercial, but it was funny as fuck. They paid me a dollar, so I felt kind of cheap after. Then I got to MI and we got 10'' of snow. It all started right as I crossed the border. Also finally met my sisters friend, and her eyes are deep ocean blue, and I plan on fucking her up in billiards tomorrow. Thats my adventure.
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