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      11-12-2015, 07:58 PM   #16457
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I prefer a 600 over a litre bike on the street any day.......but for insane roll-ons and insane power wheelies the litre bike wins.
I like to think of 600 as precision cutting tools and the litre bikes as a game of Russian roulette....quite opposite metaphors but that's my take.
I could see that... I think a better analogy would be a 600 is russian roulette with six shooter and 1 bullet in the cylinder... a liter bike would be more of russian roulette, with the same six shooter but with 5 bullets in the cylinder, lol...
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      11-12-2015, 08:00 PM   #16458
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I prefer a 600 over a litre bike on the street any day.......but for insane roll-ons and insane power wheelies the litre bike wins.
I like to think of 600 as precision cutting tools and the litre bikes as a game of Russian roulette....quite opposite metaphors but that's my take.
I could see that... I think a better analogy would be a 600 is russian roulette with six shooter and 1 bullet in the cylinder... a liter bike would be more of russian roulette, with the same six shooter but with 5 bullets in the cylinder, lol...
Haha,agreed!
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      11-12-2015, 08:07 PM   #16459
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      11-13-2015, 12:44 AM   #16460
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Oh good job! Hmm I'm tempted to fix it myself but I have a feeling your concept of easy may be difficult for me
I can also vouch for him; I've taken out my current blower motor to clean and add oil to it... Only took about 3-5 minutes to get it out, and it's a bit tricky to put back in so it may add 2-3 minutes.
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      11-13-2015, 02:20 AM   #16461
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Oh good job! Hmm I'm tempted to fix it myself but I have a feeling your concept of easy may be difficult for me
I can also vouch for him; I've taken out my current blower motor to clean and add oil to it... Only took about 3-5 minutes to get it out, and it's a bit tricky to put back in so it may add 2-3 minutes.
Hmm ok thanks. I'm really clueless in this area though!
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      11-15-2015, 06:02 PM   #16462
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      11-15-2015, 06:34 PM   #16463
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Why am I at work right now?
Because your a workaholic or you realize the best time to make money is now?!
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      11-15-2015, 06:48 PM   #16464
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Because your a workaholic or you realize the best time to make money is now?!
Certainly not the first one.



or fired.
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      11-15-2015, 06:50 PM   #16465
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Because your a workaholic or you realize the best time to make money is now?!
Certainly not the first one. And they're paying me how much for OT?



or fired.
If you were religious you could use that as a reason to never work Sunday's
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      11-15-2015, 07:05 PM   #16466
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If you were religious you could use that as a reason to never work Sunday's
That would probably work. "Then why didn't you work Saturday?" lol

But mainly it's because you gotta take the easy weeks with the crunch times. Sometimes you just gotta get things done.
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      11-16-2015, 09:34 AM   #16467
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has been quiet lately.

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      11-16-2015, 09:40 AM   #16468
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has been quiet lately.

Need more
Post nudie pics. Profit.
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      11-16-2015, 09:45 AM   #16469
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Lups has been propositioning me for my bikini shot..., maybe I should share it?
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      11-16-2015, 09:51 AM   #16470
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      11-16-2015, 09:52 AM   #16471
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If only I'd known it was such a simple process! Brb, pulling up all my shirtless bathroom mirror Tinder selfies.

So this picture of Mr. Axius already exists!?
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      11-16-2015, 09:55 AM   #16472
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If only I'd known it was such a simple process! Brb, pulling up all my shirtless bathroom mirror Tinder selfies.

So this picture of Mr. Axius already exists!?
I spent all day taking them in different poses. I have a few on my pedal bike. A few laying across new tires. A few poses with my favorite washing machine. I even took a couple with my bright red grill.
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      11-16-2015, 10:04 AM   #16473
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I spent all day taking them in different poses. I have a few on my pedal bike. A few laying across new tires. A few poses with my favorite washing machine. I even took a couple with my bright red grill.
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      11-16-2015, 10:18 AM   #16474
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Nah, the girls get a special picture not for the rest of you horn dogs.



I heard of a man named Shah that inspired my photo choice for the ladies.
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Some guy on CL just drove 2 hours to buy a transfer case from me without ever confirming that he was actually coming. Didn't hear a thing until I got a text, "I'll be there in 10 minutes."

Luckily I brought it to work with me just in case.

Some people.
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      11-16-2015, 11:22 AM   #16476
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Some guy on CL just drove 2 hours to buy a transfer case from me without ever confirming that he was actually coming. Didn't hear a thing until I got a text, "I'll be there in 10 minutes."

Luckily I brought it to work with me just in case.

Some people.
people on CL are the strangest.
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      11-16-2015, 11:26 AM   #16477
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people on CL are the strangest.
You should see the women on Casual Encounters.
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      11-16-2015, 11:31 AM   #16478
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You should see the women on Casual Encounters.
...or Plenty of Fatties
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