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      11-03-2015, 09:29 PM   #16303
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I dare you to be a pastafarian and then post your driver's license pic here.
That might be worthy of a goat
Actually I love this idea. If someone takes a driver's license pic as a pastafarian, I will pitch in $10 for a goat.
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The DMV lady really offended me by trying to fail me medically and optically.

"Are you sure you can push the brake paddle? Looks like you are on braces."
(No, you dumb kunt! I was standing up for over 25min, that is why my joints hurts like hell!)

"You failed the vision. Your eyes are red, please go to your optometrist and have them fill out this paper."
(Dumb b1tch. I almost fell asleep waiting for my turn, that is why my eyes are red from rubbing it with my hand!)
She must have a sister that works at the CA DMV...
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I dare you to be a pastafarian and then post your driver's license pic here.
NO can do. They mail the ID to my place. I can post a temporary license, which is a piece of paper?

I am sure C5driver saw my photo, and he will advise you guys not to take a look at it!
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She must have a sister that works at the CA DMV...
Speaking of DMV, I gotta tell you this odd thing about state of CO.

In order to get a license plate, plate renewal, titles, registeration, placecard, I gotta go to County Clerk's office here.

For driver license test, license renewal, I need to go to State Department of Revenue of Motor Division.

Out of state people gets really confused with this. They also post "This is county clerk's office. We do not issue driver's license here."
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I am sure C5driver saw my photo, and he will advise you guys not to take a look at it!
Can we giggle like little girls?
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Can we giggle like little girls?
I believe you saw my photo (CQB training photo). AND THANKS FOR NOT GIGGLING AT THAT TIME.
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Speaking of DMV, I gotta tell you this odd thing about state of CO.

In order to get a license plate, plate renewal, titles, registeration, placecard, I gotta go to County Clerk's office here.

For driver license test, license renewal, I need to go to State Department of Revenue of Motor Division.

Out of state people gets really confused with this. They also post "This is county clerk's office. We do not issue driver's license here."
Was this madness after you guys legalized weed?
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Can we giggle like little girls?
Boys don't do that
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      11-03-2015, 09:39 PM   #16312
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I believe you saw my photo (CQB training photo). AND THANKS FOR NOT GIGGLING AT THAT TIME.
I'm hoping you didn't laugh at the 1911 stage...
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      11-03-2015, 09:44 PM   #16314
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I gotta go to DMV again to renew my license tomorrow....
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Speaking of DMV, I gotta tell you this odd thing about state of CO.

In order to get a license plate, plate renewal, titles, registeration, placecard, I gotta go to County Clerk's office here.

For driver license test, license renewal, I need to go to State Department of Revenue of Motor Division.

Out of state people gets really confused with this. They also post "This is county clerk's office. We do not issue driver's license here."
Ohio was that way too. They have separate title offices for each county, then the rest of the process is run by the state BMV. Weird.
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Was this madness after you guys legalized weed?
They have been doing that since I was in Highschool.
I think the state wants to give county more control over plates and registeration. Same goes with marriage license.

I dislike rec dispensary business. I don't like those marsoc/ranger socom rejects (dischargees) who think they are "operator" by guarding the growhouse/warehouse, cash, and transport business. What a joke...

Met an owner with friend of a friend at a restaurant, and he was a joke too.
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Actually I love this idea. If someone takes a driver's license pic as a pastafarian, I will pitch in $10 for a goat.
This has potential. I'll match that.
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Actually I love this idea. If someone takes a driver's license pic as a pastafarian, I will pitch in $10 for a goat.
This has potential. I'll match that.
I think I've posted this pic already. Sugarskulls said I looked like a porn star and this was a more recent picture of her I found
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I dislike rec dispensary business. I don't like those marsoc/ranger socom rejects (dischargees) who think they are "operator" by guarding the growhouse/warehouse, cash, and transport business. What a joke...
Had a shooting today at a dispensary a couple towns over (Santa Ana). Operators weren't operating...
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Ohio was that way too. They have separate title offices for each county, then the rest of the process is run by the state BMV. Weird.
I am sure there are some other states besides OH and CO with similar setup.
I know it is kinda odd for most of states people, but it makes the line shorter by dividing!

I really like Ohio. Visited this summer. Houses are better built than west coast houses, and cheaper.
Traffic wasn't nearly as bad as CO.
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I think I've posted this pic already. Sugarskulls said I looked like a porn star and this was a more recent picture of her I found
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This has potential. I'll match that.
LOL saw that ID before here.
bimmette is right. Mr.SS posted it.
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I ran 7-ish miles yesterday night, so today I get to be a fatty and post and listen to music and stuff
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Had a shooting today at a dispensary a couple towns over (Santa Ana). Operators weren't operating...
TI bet those guys haven't even done basic sissy team peel drills.
They probably did a fake modified peel drills from diamond formation at best.



BTW, I won't do peels at a flat grounds (desert, street, etc) unless we are moving towards the vehicle for extract. Someone better have open-bolt belt feds to cover, because those YouTube joke peels are done with semis (and looks dangerous). lol
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Doesn't work that way
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