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      11-02-2015, 11:39 AM   #16237
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Then she got pulled over for speeding. And she did her best Lups imitation but got thrown in the back of the cop car. She called Ax to call Beth.
Ax already knew what he had to do in order to get Beth to get Bimmette out of jail. He needed to motorboat like never before. Should he risk his life and the ever so apparent threat of suffocation for his beloved?

Ax rigorously trains with Rocky Balboa, working up his lung strength and finally reaching the top of the mile high cement stairs in record time.

He's done it. He has prepared for motorboat of the millenia. Will he survive?

He then started to question himself. He questioned where his love lies. He's shown immense favoratism for Lups, but she has been nowhere to be found the past couple weeks. What has happened?
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Raingear actually worked. Back to SoCal dress code.
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Welcome back .
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Ax already knew what he had to do in order to get Beth to get Bimmette out of jail. He needed to motorboat like never before. Should he risk his life and the ever so apparent threat of suffocation for his beloved?

Ax rigorously trains with Rocky Balboa, working up his lung strength and finally reaching the top of the mile high cement stairs in record time.

He's done it. He has prepared for motorboat of the millenia. Will he survive?

He then started to question himself. He questioned where his love lies. He's shown immense favoratism for Lups, but she has been nowhere to be found the past couple weeks. What has happened?
Five minutes into Netflix and chill with Beth, Ax begins shooting his best blue steel looks in her direction. Within moments, clothing has become optional. As the moment of truth approaches, a horrible truth is revealed: Beth has had a reduction surgery. Suddenly all of the training seems for nothing, as Ax can not imagine how he will bring himself to move headlong into this now inadequate woman. He ponders his future with Bimmette and once again longs of the days when things were simpler with Lups. He takes a deep breath....
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Doing well, Phil. Busy as hell...had an audit to manage all of last week and then just got back from a few days in the PNW.

Saw a beer poster in the restaurant yesterday and thought it was Belgium, since it had a lion crest, but he server said it was French
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Ax already knew what he had to do in order to get Beth to get Bimmette out of jail. He needed to motorboat like never before. Should he risk his life and the ever so apparent threat of suffocation for his beloved?

Ax rigorously trains with Rocky Balboa, working up his lung strength and finally reaching the top of the mile high cement stairs in record time.

He's done it. He has prepared for motorboat of the millenia. Will he survive?

He then started to question himself. He questioned where his love lies. He's shown immense favoratism for Lups, but she has been nowhere to be found the past couple weeks. What has happened?
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Five minutes into Netflix and chill with Beth, Ax begins shooting his best blue steel looks in her direction. Within moments, clothing has become optional. As the moment of truth approaches, a horrible truth is revealed: Beth has had a reduction surgery. Suddenly all of the training seems for nothing, as Ax can not imagine how he will bring himself to move headlong into this now inadequate woman. He ponders his future with Bimmette and once again longs of the days when things were simpler with Lups. He takes a deep breath....
Rumors of my death are highly exaggerated.
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      11-02-2015, 01:06 PM   #16243
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How are you today, Banana?
Well rested for once Ax, I slept for 9 hours last night, a record time in 3 years!

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      11-02-2015, 01:13 PM   #16245
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Well rested for once Ax, I slept for 9 hours last night, a record time in 3 years!

How are you?
Not too shabby. Just trying to get through the normal monotonous monday motions.


I won't bore you with how much sleep I got yesterday.
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Not too shabby. Just trying to get through the normal monotonous monday motions.


I won't bore you with how much sleep I got yesterday.
Hahaha, I'm happy for you Ax! Ive had a hell with the subject of sleep lately so last night was really needed.
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Well rested for once Ax, I slept for 9 hours last night, a record time in 3 years!

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And how are you mama Anna ?
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And how are you mama Anna ?
I'm a little sad today. All good still Phil! You?
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Hahaha, I'm happy for you Ax! Ive had a hell with the subject of sleep lately so last night was really needed.
Don't be happy. Sleeping too much is just an early sign of onset depression.
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Don't be happy. Sleeping too much is just an early sign of onset depression.
You must sleep A LOT.
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You must sleep A LOT.
As of lately, I do. It's becoming a problem because each day seems to be worse than the previous.




Even better when you have nobody around you can trust.
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      11-02-2015, 01:52 PM   #16252
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As of lately, I do. It's becoming a problem because each day seems to be worse than the previous.




Even better when you have nobody around you can trust.
You can trust me dawg. I promise not to air your dirty laundry all over the internet.
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^ +1, plus I'm local

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You can trust me dawg. I promise not to air your dirty laundry all over the internet.
I appreciate it. I'm not gunna go all Nef and spew a bunch of shit. I'm a grown ass man, I should be able to figure it out...., time will tell.
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^ +1, plus I'm local

It's always beer thirty somewhere !!
I told you I needed to come make a trip to visit you anyways.



Aren't you like 3 hrs from me?
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I appreciate it. I'm not gunna go all Nef and spew a bunch of shit. I'm a grown ass man, I should be able to figure it out...., time will tell.
Grown ass man? So that wasn't you in the interview video? lol

Sometimes just a different perspective is all you need to help you see things.
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Grown ass man? So that wasn't you in the interview video? lol

Sometimes just a different perspective is all you need to help you see things.
Nah, it was the homosexual neighbor. I paid him $20 so my fat ass wouldn't be caught on camera.



Agreed. I think this is something that I need to figure out for myself though, even if it's destructive.
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I'm a little sad today. All good still Phil! You?
Thank you mama Anna .
I've a day off from work today after months and it feels really good .
But for next weekend I've a lot of work by the Belgian autumn because my garden is full of tree leaves and I need also to spread a net over my pond for the fish .
Would love to help you Anna with your sadness but I don't know what your problem is ..
I would say try to listen to some music that you really like . ...And hope this helps .
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