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bimmette · 11-02-2015, 09:03 AM

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Don't be sorry. I learned that I can control what happens in my dreams.

Tonight I'm going to dream about finding Beth from Dog the Bounty Hunter and motorboat her allllllll night long.

Then dream that you got stuck and I had to throw you a rope to save you from her giant bosom.

Axius · 11-02-2015, 09:15 AM

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Then dream that you got stuck and I had to throw you a rope to save you from her giant bosom.

Then I take you out for a candle and moon lit dinner in lieu of saving me from eternal suffocation from said bosom.

bimmette · 11-02-2015, 09:18 AM

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Then dream that you got stuck and I had to throw you a rope to save you from her giant bosom.

Then I take you out for a candle and moon lit dinner in lieu of saving me from eternal suffocation from said bosom.

But my hair catches fire on the candle and you throw a glass of water at my head and I run away crying.

Axius · 11-02-2015, 09:20 AM

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But my hair catches fire on the candle and you throw a glass of water at my head and I run away crying.

But it's not until you realize that I only did it to save your life. I used my rejuvenation powers to restore your hair back to it's original luster, and your tears turn into laughter.

bimmette · 11-02-2015, 09:21 AM

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But my hair catches fire on the candle and you throw a glass of water at my head and I run away crying.

But it's not until you realize that I only did it to save your life. I used my rejuvenation powers to restore your hair back to it's original luster, and your tears turn into laughter.

Hahahaa

ok and then you woke up

Axius · 11-02-2015, 09:33 AM

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Hahahaa

ok and then you woke up

only to realize it wasn't a dream at all?

bimmette · 11-02-2015, 09:37 AM

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Hahahaa

ok and then you woke up

only to realize it wasn't a dream at all?

But then I had short hair and you didn't love me anymore

Axius · 11-02-2015, 09:43 AM

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But then I had short hair and you didn't love me anymore

Not anymore, just for the duration it takes for your hair to get long again. Then we can be back in love.

bimmette · 11-02-2015, 09:46 AM

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But then I had short hair and you didn't love me anymore

Not anymore, just for the duration it takes for your hair to get long again. Then we can be back in love.

Running to hair salon to get extensions put in.

///M Power-Belgium · 11-02-2015, 09:48 AM

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Running to hair salon to get extensions put in.

The hair of Asian girls look always good !

RJ_ · 11-02-2015, 09:50 AM

This is getting better than Mystic Nights.

bimmette · 11-02-2015, 09:51 AM

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This is getting better than Mystic Nights.

And then Jake from State Farm called to tell me my hair sounded hideous.

Axius · 11-02-2015, 09:55 AM

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Running to hair salon to get extensions put in.

We would make such a great team. Come to the east coast?

Axius · 11-02-2015, 09:57 AM

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And then Jake from State Farm called to tell me my hair sounded hideous.

But today, Jake made a great mistake. He forgot to wear his khakis. Instead, he decided to wear a mini skirt to try and woo his new cube mate, Franklin.

ASBSECU E93 · 11-02-2015, 10:01 AM

Axius and bimmette - You two get a room, Jeez!!

But seriously - East Coast Tara does have a nice ring to it

Axius · 11-02-2015, 10:04 AM

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Axius and bimmette - You two get a room, Jeez!!

But seriously - East Coast Tara does have a nice ring to it

Dude, you think I haven't been trying?! I've been trying to butter her up for months now and she won't budge!

RJ_ · 11-02-2015, 10:05 AM

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But today, Jake made a great mistake. He forgot to wear his khakis. Instead, he decided to wear a mini skirt to try and woo his new cube mate, Franklin.

With his headset hidden from the view of his new neighbor, Franklin approaches Jake while on the call with Tara, who is nearly in tears. She was distraught over the thought of losing her Ax, but her mood suddenly lightened when she heard a sexy voice on the phone say, "Hey, I really like your skirt today...."

Axius · 11-02-2015, 10:09 AM

But she realized that nothing would ever make her lose Ax. Even a short time frame of having short hair. He's not able to look past it, but the extensions had him at ease. It wasn't until then that Jake from State Farm felt finger tips slowly creep up his inner thigh, exploring the depths of his mini skirt.

Then his boss came in and they both got fired for sexual conduct and had to report to the local police station for indecent exposure where he is now filed as a sexual predator, living on the streets because he can't land a job other than give TJ's behind the corner Marathon station for $5.

RJ_ · 11-02-2015, 10:19 AM

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But she realized that nothing would ever make her lose Ax. Even a short time frame of having short hair. He's not able to look past it, but the extensions had him at ease. It wasn't until then that Jake from State Farm felt finger tips slowly creep up his inner thigh, exploring the depths of his mini skirt.

Then his boss came in and they both got fired for sexual conduct and had to report to the local police station for indecent exposure where he is now filed as a sexual predator, living on the streets because he can't land a job other than give TJ's behind the corner Marathon station for $5.

Days go by and Tara's hair eventually grows out. Finally gaining his full approval, Axius allows her to join him on the east coast. She had been begging him for months, but Ax had been as shallow as a plate of cereal and could not see past the extensions. Tara reveled the opportunity and made the cross country drive with her flowing locks blowing in the open air above her BMW.

bimmette · 11-02-2015, 10:25 AM

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But she realized that nothing would ever make her lose Ax. Even a short time frame of having short hair. He's not able to look past it, but the extensions had him at ease. It wasn't until then that Jake from State Farm felt finger tips slowly creep up his inner thigh, exploring the depths of his mini skirt.

Then his boss came in and they both got fired for sexual conduct and had to report to the local police station for indecent exposure where he is now filed as a sexual predator, living on the streets because he can't land a job other than give TJ's behind the corner Marathon station for $5.

Days go by and Tara's hair eventually grows out. Finally gaining his full approval, Axius allows her to join him on the east coast. She had been begging him for months, but Ax had been as shallow as a plate of cereal and could not see past the extensions. Tara reveled the opportunity and made the cross country drive with her flowing locks blowing in the open air above her BMW.

But her convertible would have never made it that far. So whose BMW did she steal?

ASBSECU E93 · 11-02-2015, 10:28 AM

bimmette - knowing her E93 would not be up to the East Coast trip task.....found a Yellow Fellow to baby sit for a short while and started kicking Moose from the roads as she headed East

bimmette · 11-02-2015, 10:35 AM

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bimmette - knowing her E93 would not be up to the East Coast trip task.....found a Yellow Fellow to baby sit for a short while and started kicking Moose from the roads as she headed East

Then she got pulled over for speeding. And she did her best Lups imitation but got thrown in the back of the cop car. She called Ax to call Beth.

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