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      10-23-2015, 01:24 PM   #16105
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Yea - she's a FREAK, but HIGH MAINTENANCE!
I could never afford the lifestyle she leads, but I sure as hell can give her the D.

Besides, her husband is an ogre, she deserves a good ol' fashion white boy fuckin'.
Good advice - I'll get right on that!!
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      10-23-2015, 01:28 PM   #16106
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Good advice - I'll get right on that!!
Everything that flows from my brain is good advice. Is there anything else I can aid you with today?
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      10-23-2015, 01:29 PM   #16107
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      10-23-2015, 01:30 PM   #16108
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IDK, If I don't find a chick attractive, no secks.
What if she has a really pretty butthole?
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      10-23-2015, 01:32 PM   #16109
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Don't lie. I know you still want it, and you're probably going to proposition me in about a week to see if I changed my mind. I know how you pesky salespeople work.


Yeah..., everyone does...., which is why it sucks for small shoe guy that had to give me his shoe. Small socks.
Salespeople? I'm the customer therefore I'm always right.

Also, way to answer a rhetorical question. Deuces.

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What if she has a really pretty butthole?
Asking the important questions.

What about Kim K? Where does she fall on the scale?
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Asking the important questions.

What about Kim K? Where does she fall on the scale?
I'd bury my face in her ass, but so help me God if she so much as says a single word while I'm doing my thing I'd punch her in the throat.
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I'd bury my face in her ass, but so help me God if she so much as says a single word while I'm doing my thing I'd punch her in the throat.
Did you see her sex tape? If I had a penis, I think I'd be too irritated to bang her if I had to put up with that.
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Did you see her sex tape? If I had a penis, I think I'd be too irritated to bang her if I had to put up with that.
That's a silly question, of course I have. Same thing with that bimbo girl from Teen Mom that got ass blasted.

Two most annoying voices in the world right there.
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That's a silly question, of course I have. Same thing with that bimbo girl from Teen Mom that got ass blasted.

Two most annoying voices in the world right there.
Didn't see the Teen Mom one. Kimmy and Paris have scared me off the celeb films.
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Didn't see the Teen Mom one. Kimmy and Paris have scared me off the celeb films.
Well, if you want to consider this girl a celeb. She's a train wreck. When she cried on the show (ex watched it) it was the most annoying cry. Coupled with her voice. Eeeeks.

Her parents drove her to the shoot to get ass pounded, so she's got a good support system I guess.
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Well, if you want to consider this girl a celeb. She's a train wreck. When she cried on the show (ex watched it) it was the most annoying cry. Coupled with her voice. Eeeeks.

Her parents drove her to the shoot to get ass pounded, so she's got a good support system I guess.
Can you imagne dealing with that shit for 18 years?
That'll make you at least consider wrapping it up.
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Can you imagne dealing with that shit for 18 years?
That'll make you at least consider wrapping it up.
Or make you better at choosing a partner that doesn't sound like a whiny spoiled bitch.
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      10-23-2015, 04:43 PM   #16118
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Can I say I'm sick of giving flu shots yet?
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      10-23-2015, 04:45 PM   #16119
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Can I say I'm sick of giving flu shots yet?
Clinical looks better than it did a few years ago
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      10-23-2015, 05:04 PM   #16120
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Can I say I'm sick of giving flu shots yet?
Hey homie ( 1MOREMOD ) . I have a question for ya.

Since you guys don't like fat lard, I am gaining too much weight after taking angiotensin converting enzyme inhibitor. IS there another one besides ACE nor Beta Blocks which can help? THis was mentioned to my primary on my 3rd month taking it, and he said it is okay. THen 6month ago, he goes, it is a fuk'in problem.
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Hey homie ( 1MOREMOD ) . I have a question for ya.

Since you guys don't like fat lard, I am gaining too much weight after taking angiotensin converting enzyme inhibitor. IS there another one besides ACE nor Beta Blocks which can help? THis was mentioned to my primary on my 3rd month taking it, and he said it is okay. THen 6month ago, he goes, it is a fuk'in problem.
For blood pressure or what condition? Tons of classes to try besides those 2?
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For blood pressure or what condition? Tons of classes to try besides those 2?
hypertension. Got developed after stupid job I had in the past.

I even reviewed the PDR, and I cannot find any non-weight gaining side effect + hydrophillic .
I got off of one with supplemental hydrochlorothiazide, because I almost urinated on my pants few times taking that.

(then stupid primary said, it might be BPH... what an idiot.... )
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You should get ss to test your prostate for you?
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You should get ss to test your prostate for you?
you turd, I was serious.

There is no hypertension pharma product in the world which are not hydrophillic?
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I'm retail so my clinical skills are low. Other thing to worry about is sexual side effects.
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Maybe pm me what you have had and we can go from there. You may be able to switch within class or to another. It's usually trial and error like most medicine until something works best for you. If you have had one Ace inhibitor doesn't mean they will all affect you exactly the same.
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