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ASAP · 10-22-2015, 09:18 PM

Has anyone ever eaten one of those fiber bars? I did... one that had 9g which is about 40% of your daily intake... it gets worse... it was right before sleep... i awoke the next day thinking there was a volcano eruption in my bedroom.

1MOREMOD · 10-22-2015, 09:19 PM

That happens to me every day

MrPrena · 10-22-2015, 11:17 PM

Boring TNF.
Couldn't watch the 4th quarter.

RJ_ · 10-22-2015, 11:45 PM

Dealing with Craigslist people is such a love-hate thing.

If you ever ask, "What's the lowest you'll go?" You need to work on your negotiating skills.

On the other hand, it's a great way to fight my hoarding tendencies.

RJ_ · 10-22-2015, 11:54 PM

"What's the lowest you'll go?"
Me: "(Asking price)"
"Will you take ( 50% asking price)?"
Me: "I'd do (Asking price -$10 + Chipotle burrito)."
*crickets*

Axius · 10-23-2015, 07:52 AM

Craigslist is always a hoot when it comes to negotiating. I got some guy to trade me one of the shoes he was wearing because he showed up with $20 less than what we agreed on. Who the fuck does that? Oh yeah, people buying shit on Craigslist.

Also, I put a Swiss Miss in my french vanilla coffee this morning and it tastes like a s'more.

RJ_ · 10-23-2015, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Craigslist is always a hoot when it comes to negotiating. I got some guy to trade me one of the shoes he was wearing because he showed up with $20 less than what we agreed on. Who the fuck does that? Oh yeah, people buying shit on Craigslist.

Also, I put a Swiss Miss in my french vanilla coffee this morning and it tastes like a s'more.

That's a great idea, I'm gonna need some coffee today since I'm still laying in bed. Flexible hours ftw.

Also, you're my hero for that. You took the shirt off his back, sorta, to get paid. Bravo

Axius · 10-23-2015, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_419

That's a great idea, I'm gonna need some coffee today since I'm still laying in bed. Flexible hours ftw.

Also, you're my hero for that. You took the shirt off his back, sorta, to get paid. Bravo

Normal coffee gets boring, so now I turn my coffees into mochas. Fuckin delicious.

Well I think his mindset was that I would just take it since I drove an hour to meet him and he drove two hours. "This was all the money I could get".

Told him it's his shoe or I'm out of here. So if anyone needs a left foot Nike Air Force in size 9, shoot me a PM.

RJ_ · 10-23-2015, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Told him it's his shoe or I'm out of here. So if anyone needs a left foot Nike Air Force in size 9, shoot me a PM.

You still have said shoe?

What's the lowest you'll take??

Axius · 10-23-2015, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_419

You still have said shoe?

What's the lowest you'll take??

Pretty sure it's in a closet packed away in a storage box. I kept it because it was a good memory of the time I took a guys shoe.

I dunno, probably $20 since that's what he owed me.

RJ_ · 10-23-2015, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Pretty sure it's in a closet packed away in a storage box. I kept it because it was a good memory of the time I took a guys shoe.

I dunno, probably $20 since that's what he owed me.

Well, I don't really need it either, but I'll do you a favor and take it off your hands.

You tryin' to trade? I can offer a men's Air Force One, white, size 9, right shoe.

I'm losing money on this deal. Lmk

Axius · 10-23-2015, 10:25 AM

Yeah I wouldn't mind, but I'll have to call a guy I know just to make sure it's a legit right foot size 9 Nikes Mens Air Force.

Plus, I'll probably have it sit on my shelfs for a while, because it's not every day I have someone coming into my shop looking for a right foot size 9. It's a niche market.

RJ_ · 10-23-2015, 10:40 AM

I understand. Yeah, have your guy take a look. It's lightly used, but you can't even tell.

Axius · 10-23-2015, 11:17 AM

I like the authenticity, but anyone can replicate used shoes now days. I mean, the best I can probably take for the shoe is $500 with a trade now that I think about it.

RJ_ · 10-23-2015, 11:46 AM

What?! The last one I bought for a pack of Trident Layers, so I shouldn't have to pay more than that this time.

I'll do the trade plus this totally not stolen CD player. Take it or leave it.

Axius · 10-23-2015, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_419

What?! The last one I bought for a pack of Trident Layers, so I shouldn't have to pay more than that this time.

I'll do the trade plus this totally not stolen CD player. Take it or leave it.

I'm going to have to leave it. I feel you're putting yourself at an unfair advantage and as the owner of a size 9 left foot Nike, I feel like I'm being taken advantage of.

RJ_ · 10-23-2015, 12:31 PM

Whatever man. I didn't even want a size 9 anyway. You know what they say about guys with small feet, right?

Axius · 10-23-2015, 12:33 PM

Don't lie. I know you still want it, and you're probably going to proposition me in about a week to see if I changed my mind. I know how you pesky salespeople work.

Yeah..., everyone does...., which is why it sucks for small shoe guy that had to give me his shoe. Small socks.

F30lolz · 10-23-2015, 12:57 PM

Am I the only one who thinks Beyonce isn't all that?

Axius · 10-23-2015, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Am I the only one who thinks Beyonce isn't all that?

I mean, I'd fuck her, but I'd never put a ring on it.

ASBSECU E93 · 10-23-2015, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Quote:

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Am I the only one who thinks Beyonce isn't all that?

I mean, I'd fuck her, but I'd never put a ring on it.

Yea - she's a FREAK, but HIGH MAINTENANCE!

Axius · 10-23-2015, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Yea - she's a FREAK, but HIGH MAINTENANCE!

I could never afford the lifestyle she leads, but I sure as hell can give her the D.

Besides, her husband is an ogre, she deserves a good ol' fashion white boy fuckin'.

10-22-2015, 09:18 PM	#16083
ASAP Major General 10857 Rep 9,029 Posts Drives: '23 X3 M40i Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	Has anyone ever eaten one of those fiber bars? I did... one that had 9g which is about 40% of your daily intake... it gets worse... it was right before sleep... i awoke the next day thinking there was a volcano eruption in my bedroom.
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10-22-2015, 09:19 PM	#16084
1MOREMOD - 11820 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	That happens to me every day
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10-22-2015, 11:17 PM	#16085
MrPrena Captain 1590 Rep 803 Posts Drives: BMW Hyundai Nissan Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: TB iTrader: (0)	Boring TNF. Couldn't watch the 4th quarter. __________________ Beware of Jeff Oliver the fraud at Highland Expedition Outfitters (aka HEO or HEOutfitters) located in Cosby TN.
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10-22-2015, 11:45 PM	#16086
RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1204 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	Dealing with Craigslist people is such a love-hate thing. If you ever ask, "What's the lowest you'll go?" You need to work on your negotiating skills. On the other hand, it's a great way to fight my hoarding tendencies.
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10-22-2015, 11:54 PM	#16087
RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1204 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	"What's the lowest you'll go?" Me: "(Asking price)" "Will you take ( 50% asking price)?" Me: "I'd do (Asking price -$10 + Chipotle burrito)." crickets
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10-23-2015, 07:52 AM	#16088
Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Craigslist is always a hoot when it comes to negotiating. I got some guy to trade me one of the shoes he was wearing because he showed up with $20 less than what we agreed on. Who the fuck does that? Oh yeah, people buying shit on Craigslist. Also, I put a Swiss Miss in my french vanilla coffee this morning and it tastes like a s'more.
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10-23-2015, 10:25 AM	#16094
Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Yeah I wouldn't mind, but I'll have to call a guy I know just to make sure it's a legit right foot size 9 Nikes Mens Air Force. Plus, I'll probably have it sit on my shelfs for a while, because it's not every day I have someone coming into my shop looking for a right foot size 9. It's a niche market.
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10-23-2015, 10:40 AM	#16095
RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1204 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	I understand. Yeah, have your guy take a look. It's lightly used, but you can't even tell.
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10-23-2015, 11:17 AM	#16096
Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	I like the authenticity, but anyone can replicate used shoes now days. I mean, the best I can probably take for the shoe is $500 with a trade now that I think about it.
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10-23-2015, 11:46 AM	#16097
RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1204 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	What?! The last one I bought for a pack of Trident Layers, so I shouldn't have to pay more than that this time. I'll do the trade plus this totally not stolen CD player. Take it or leave it.
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10-23-2015, 12:31 PM	#16099
RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1204 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	Whatever man. I didn't even want a size 9 anyway. You know what they say about guys with small feet, right?
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10-23-2015, 12:33 PM	#16100
Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Don't lie. I know you still want it, and you're probably going to proposition me in about a week to see if I changed my mind. I know how you pesky salespeople work. Yeah..., everyone does...., which is why it sucks for small shoe guy that had to give me his shoe. Small socks.
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