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      10-21-2015, 12:26 PM   #16039
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How much extra room does a teddy and a devil tail take?????
Unsure if calling me evil or uncreative.
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So I am on the plane waiting for departure....captain comes on and says, 'we are number 21 in line for departure - AFTER we have been waiting for 30 minutes!!!!!

Then - I take my seat, and my bad luck, 2 of the seats in my row are a mother and her 2 SCREAMING children!!

Only saving grace, she pulled out a boob and fed one...I snuck a peek
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Pretend like your thirsty also.
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Pretend like your thirsty also.
I only drink the finest breast milkz....100% Cambodian yo!
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So I am on the plane waiting for departure....captain comes on and says, 'we are number 21 in line for departure - AFTER we have been waiting for 30 minutes!!!!!

Then - I take my seat, and my bad luck, 2 of the seats in my row are a mother and her 2 SCREAMING children!!

Only saving grace, she pulled out a boob and fed one...I snuck a peek
was it nice? Or jungle sand dollar size nips?
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Two creepy pervy 40 year old married men in AssBitch and 1MoreMan..

Somebody give these two Fonzies a reality show.
Don't be jealous sugar puss....free tit is free tit...
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The day time does this to me.
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was it nice? Or jungle sand dollar size nips?
Hard to get a solid peek without coming across Sugar Puss or Belgium(ish)....

Solid c cup though...
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was it nice? Or jungle sand dollar size nips?
Hard to get a solid peek without coming across Sugar Puss or Belgium(ish)....

Solid c cup though...
when Philippe left, you turned into the resident creep though? :
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when Philippe left, you turned into the resident creep though? :
Nope - you're still the king....
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when Philippe left, you turned into the resident creep though? :
Nope - you're still the king....
That was your comeback?

Well, that sucked.
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That was your comeback?

Well, that sucked.
Heavy is the head that ever wears the crown...your majesty

Besides - an unexpected boob flash can throw a man off his game for a couple minutes
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That was your comeback?

Well, that sucked.
Heavy is the head that ever wears the crown...your majesty

Besides - an unexpected boob flash can throw a man off his game for a couple minutes
You are forgiven, peasant.

When you see many a tit in the flesh on the regular, as I do- I can not fault a man such as yourself to glorify what is considered common to me.
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Heavy is the head that ever wears the crown...your majesty

Besides - an unexpected boob flash can throw a man off his game for a couple minutes
not sure about a couple min but definitely can be a positive distraction
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And The Tit Is Out Again:d
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Don't forget the Ambien and vodka chaser before...
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      10-21-2015, 04:48 PM   #16060
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