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      10-19-2015, 12:23 PM   #15973
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LOL I knew someone was going to say something... She tried to do one of those "leg up" things (example below, don't know what they're called) and almost fell... She was wearing 4" stilettos on carpet; I cropped it only because of the motion blur from her right foot and the start of her clenching my coat to regain balance .



...., I guess I'll just take your word for it, but that doesn't mean I believe you.
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(Ironically) speaking of womanly stuff earlier, and at the request of some forum members... As quiet as it's kept since I didn't want to list all the dates and escapades I've had for the past couple months... My date this weekend went THIS well, and now we're official!!!
Congrats, but your hands...they're too high.
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Also, I've been to Niagra Falls and was asked to take 500000 pictures of Asians.
Your problem is that you didn't walk away with $500,000.
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      10-19-2015, 12:31 PM   #15976
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Congrats, but your hands...they're too high.
Is that supposed to symbolize anything? I don't get it haha
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      10-19-2015, 12:31 PM   #15977
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Your problem is that you didn't walk away with $500,000.
..... son of a bitch.



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Is that supposed to symbolize anything? I don't get it haha
You're supposed to grab a womans ass when you pull her in. The only woman where you put your hands where they are is when you hug your mother.
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LOL I knew someone was going to say something... She tried to do one of those "leg up" things (example below, don't know what they're called) and almost fell... She was wearing 4" stilettos on carpet; I cropped it only because of the motion blur from her right foot and the start of her clenching my coat to regain balance .
She almost fell because unlike the gentleman in this pic, you didn't stabilize her by gently cupping her ass. You need to learn these things bud.
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You're supposed to grab a womans ass when you pull her in. The only woman where you put your hands where they are is when you hug your mother.
Bastard...you edited your post AFTER reading mine
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Looks creepy
Yeah, but he's got balls...
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      10-19-2015, 12:36 PM   #15982
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You're supposed to grab a womans ass when you pull her in. The only woman where you put your hands where they are is when you hug your mother.
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She almost fell because unlike the gentleman in this pic, you didn't stabilize her by gently cupping her ass. You need to learn these things bud.
TIL, Nef thinks boobs are on the wrong side.
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Bastard...you edited your post AFTER reading mine
There's no "edited by yada yada" at the bottom, so I know not what you speak.


All I know is that you're trying to steal my material, and I'm completely OK with that.
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Yeah, but he's got balls...
Yes or lack of common sense.
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      10-19-2015, 12:39 PM   #15985
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TIL, Nef thinks boobs are on the wrong side.
"WHY CANT I FEEL YOUR NIPPLES ON YOUR BACK!?!"
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All I know is that you're trying to steal my material, and I'm completely OK with that.
You're like my evil twin, but not as smart....
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      10-19-2015, 12:41 PM   #15987
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You're supposed to grab a womans ass when you pull her in. The only woman where you put your hands where they are is when you hug your mother.
Give me a break... I just barely got my first girlfriend and lost my V 2 years ago LOL... I even hugged my last GF that way without knowing that LMAO
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      10-19-2015, 12:42 PM   #15988
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You're like my evil twin, but not as smart....
Are the evil twins ever as smart? We're just here for the ladies!


..., wherever they may be...., where is my Anna?
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Give me a break... I just barely got my first girlfriend and lost my V 2 years ago LOL... I even hugged my last GF that way without knowing that LMAO
Don't worry sport, we'll give you tips. If you want, I can come over and show you how to please her. Just make sure you have a long notebook and are really good at taking cliff notes.

I usually charge, but since it's your first time I'll...., let it slide.
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Give me a break... I just barely got my first girlfriend and lost my V 2 years ago LOL... I even hugged my last GF that way without knowing that LMAO
Well take notes and execute as directed
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What I learned about women in OT:

Grab ass like I mean it
Present my penis with dominance
Dont talk about fight club
Women love to be treated like dirt and whores
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Give me a break... I just barely got my first girlfriend and lost my V 2 years ago LOL... I even hugged my last GF that way without knowing that LMAO
My goodness. Props x eleventy billion million
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What I learned about women in OT:

Grab ass like I mean it
Present my penis with dominance
Dont talk about fight club
Women love to be treated like dirt and whores
2nd date put it in da butt
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2nd date put it in da butt
Properly lubricated of course. He better be ATM by now, otherwise, idk if we can help him.
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