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      10-19-2015, 12:00 PM   #15951
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It's because you can't see a vagina, just nipples and butts. Butts and nipples. Sounds like a song.

Either way, just no vag or dick pics.
I spy a landing strip.
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So that's the new standard order, right?
You enjoy exerting influence, don't you?
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      10-19-2015, 12:02 PM   #15953
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I spy a landing strip.
I did too, a nice one at that. Very precise given the time era and the utensils available for such art work.
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You enjoy exerting influence, don't you?
Muahaha. The animal fries next.
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QUICK!!! Someone tag Belgium
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Muahaha. The animal fries next.
I'm weak and lack impulse control
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QUICK!!! Someone tag Belgium
///M Power-Belgium Boobies ///M Power-Belgium Buuutttttssss
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I'm weak and lack impulse control
Which is why I have selected you to live through vicariously! Now, the GT4.
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Which is why I have selected you to live through vicariously! Now, the GT4.
Yes ma'am.
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///M Power-Belgium Boobies ///M Power-Belgium Buuutttttssss
@MPower.... uhh..., shit how do we spell his name again?

@PHILLIPE @PHILLEPE @ PHIL
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(Ironically) speaking of womanly stuff earlier, and at the request of some forum members... As quiet as it's kept since I didn't want to list all the dates and escapades I've had for the past couple months... My date this weekend went THIS well, and now we're official!!!
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(Ironically) speaking of womanly stuff earlier, and at the request of some forum members... As quiet as it's kept since I didn't want to list all the dates and escapades I've had for the past couple months... My date this weekend went THIS well, and now we're official!!!
Congrats!
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      10-19-2015, 01:11 PM   #15963
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Congrats Nef.

Just curious, who took the pic?
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Congrats Nef.

Just curious, who took the pic?
My buddy
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Looks like there's the kisser and the victim based on facial expressions.



How sure are you about this official thing?
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Congrats Nef.

Just curious, who took the pic?
If I've learned anything in my Asian cultural class, they'll ask any friendly looking white person.


Also, I've been to Niagra Falls and was asked to take 500000 pictures of Asians.
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Where did you buy that hat, I want one!!
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Looks like there's the kisser and the victim based on facial expressions.

How sure are you about this official thing?
LOL I knew someone was going to say something... She tried to do one of those "leg up" things (example below, don't know what they're called) and almost fell... She was wearing 4" stilettos on carpet; I cropped it only because of the motion blur from her right foot and the start of her clenching my coat to regain balance .
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Where did you buy that hat, I want one!!
She bought it from San Francisco.
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      10-19-2015, 01:23 PM   #15970
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LOL I knew someone was going to say something... She tried to do one of those "leg up" things (example below, don't know what they're called) and almost fell... She was wearing 4" stilettos on carpet; I cropped it only because of the motion blur from her right foot and the start of her clenching my coat to regain balance .



...., I guess I'll just take your word for it, but that doesn't mean I believe you.
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      10-19-2015, 01:23 PM   #15971
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(Ironically) speaking of womanly stuff earlier, and at the request of some forum members... As quiet as it's kept since I didn't want to list all the dates and escapades I've had for the past couple months... My date this weekend went THIS well, and now we're official!!!
Congrats, but your hands...they're too high.
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Also, I've been to Niagra Falls and was asked to take 500000 pictures of Asians.
Your problem is that you didn't walk away with $500,000.
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