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[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Someone's annoyed I'm up late recording Instagram piano videos

He's like "Dude...., you serious right now?"

[NEFARIOUS]

I think there's a conspiracy at work... So, they offer a free flu shot to all permanent employees (I'm still under probation), then the next week after LOTS of people (including myself) have been getting sick, and for me it gets worse day by day. Definitely not going in today, but I'm so used to getting up bright frickin' early and being productive that I can't bring myself to resting it out. FML

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

I think there's a conspiracy at work... So, they offer a free flu shot to all permanent employees (I'm still under probation), then the next week after LOTS of people (including myself) have been getting sick, and for me it gets worse day by day. Definitely not going in today, but I'm so used to getting up bright frickin' early and being productive that I can't bring myself to resting it out. FML

When's your big date?

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by C5driver

When's your big date?

It's supposed to be tomorrow, but I'm thinking Sunday.

"Coughing up a lung? Dark circles cuz he can't sleep through chest congestion? OMGeeziez I'm like, soooo turned on right now =) !!!"
-No girl ever

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

It's supposed to be tomorrow, but I'm thinking Sunday.

"Coughing up a lung? Dark circles cuz he can't sleep through chest congestion? OMGeeziez I'm like, soooo turned on right now =) !!!"
-No girl ever

Stuff like 15 Starbucks napkins in your back pocket and a few lozenges. If she's a 2 bagger, start hacking up a furball.

Always have an escape plan....

[Axius]

Sometimes I pretend to be sick on a first date, just to see how committed she is to me as a person.

Then at the end I go "HA, Just kidding, I haven't been sick at all, you've now been granted access to my boner, congratulations!"

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Stuff like 15 Starbucks napkins in your back pocket and a few lozenges. If she's a 2 bagger, start hacking up a furball.

Always have an escape plan....

Or I can do a Jig Saw impression. It's ridiculously easy; the crackly side of it has taken over my voice for the past 2 days... But with her, I'm not sure if it'll backfire since she does say she likes cult films, or my intended effect of creeping her out.

Originally Posted by Axius

Sometimes I pretend to be sick on a first date, just to see how committed she is to me as a person.

Then at the end I go "HA, Just kidding, I haven't been sick at all, you've now been granted access to my boner, congratulations!"

Your encouragement alone just made me wonder what it's like to be in bed with her while sick (I have ADD, can't help it).

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Or I can do a Jig Saw impression. It's ridiculously easy; the crackly side of it has taken over my voice for the past 2 days... But with her, I'm not sure if it'll backfire since she does say she likes cult films, or my intended effect of creeping her out.

Your encouragement alone just made me wonder what it's like to be in bed with her while sick (I have ADD, can't help it).

Sex actually helps get kick that sucker out of your system and clears up your symptoms.

Just make sure you're the aggressor. Sweat on that bitch and make her lick it off!

Mind you, you're really doing it to feel better. But in the end, she'll think you're a monster in the sack

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Your encouragement alone just made me wonder what it's like to be in bed with her while sick (I have ADD, can't help it).

This is worthy of a date thread. Post updates throughout, up to, and including, sexytime

Extra points for posted pics.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by C5driver

This is worthy of a date thread. Post updates throughout, up to, and including, sexytime

Extra points for posted pics.

This.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Sex actually helps get kick that sucker out of your system and clears up your symptoms.

Just make sure you're the aggressor. Sweat on that bitch and make her lick it off!

Mind you, you're really doing it to feel better. But in the end, she'll think you're a monster in the sack

This is really good advice. In fact, sex has been used as a cure for sickness since 1023 B.C.. You gotta take it to pound town and do work, no chick wants to see a frail fragile little man turn down sex because he's sick.


Then, you'd look like a real bitch.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Just make sure you're the aggressor. Sweat on that bitch and make her lick it off!

What're your plans this weekend?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by C5driver

What're your plans this weekend?

Same thing as you.

Car shopping, again

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Same thing as you.

Car shopping, again

I'm hoping it doesn't rain...

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by C5driver

I'm hoping it doesn't rain...

It's raining in La jolla right now and bowser refuses to go outside to pee preventing me from being able to go to sleep

[V1.47fan]

My latest acquisitions !

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

My latest acquisitions !

Do you have a Malaysian Airlines 777?

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Do you have a Malaysian Airlines 777?

Nope, i feel strange about it.

[V1.47fan]

Angie one

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Nope, i feel strange about it.

If you find one, have someone hide it and spend the next few years looking for it.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by C5driver

If you find one, have someone hide it and spend the next few years looking for it.

[a048779]

Originally Posted by C5driver

If you find one, have someone hide it and spend the next few years looking for it.

Make sure that 400 lbs. of small special lithium-ion batteries are still there. FAA and Boeing says not to carry on passenger aircraft but why listen to them!

V1.47, nice aircraft acquisitions!!