What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Maybe but that's not the point!!! He was looking at the roof!

The roof of your boobs maybe. lol

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

The roof of your boobs maybe. lol

I bet the gas station attendant dude was focusing on peripheral vision.

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

Long time ago, my female friend stayed at my apartment for 4 days.
She was changing, and I pretend I didn't see her bra and underwear. I was giving her eye contact all the time. But in deep down, I was actually looking at her bra and underwear.

Lesson of the story: There are guys who makes it obvious looking at private parts, and there are guys who does NOT make it look obvious.

Eye contact my balls. She can feel every inch of your stare when you're checking out her goodies. She wants the D. I make it extremely obvious when I do decide to check out the goods. I sometimes even point and comment. Like, "hey that bra really brings out your tits, well done."

[bimmette]

You guys turned my nice story about an innocent sweet kid into a dirty story!

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by Nkc

Eye contact my balls. She can feel every inch of your stare when you're checking out her goodies. She wants the D. I make it extremely obvious when I do decide to check out the goods. I sometimes even point and comment. Like, "hey that bra really brings out your tits, well done."

When I was in 20s, I had too much confidence that
"I don't need to tap friends to get some" mentality. It is really not that hard to find a sex partner during 20s. (or 30s) imo.

I think the quote on bold statement would probably worked well during my 30s, but I am out of the game for a long time.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You guys turned my nice story about an innocent sweet kid into a dirty story!

no, the kid made it dirty from go. we're just enlightening you. lol

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

no, the kid made it dirty from go. we're just enlightening you. lol

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Smile, he's probably whacking it to your youtube channel.

Be flattered. hahaha

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Smile, he's probably whacking it to your youtube channel.

Be flattered. hahaha

Hahaah!!! O.M.G.

[NEFARIOUS]

OMG it hurts to laugh with this frickin' cold, but I can't stop reading. Why am I doing this to myself? Oh well, time to stare out the window and look at this thunderstorm (gotta love SoCal's crazy weather), then pray that I'll get better by the time I go on a date this weekend. Peace outside!

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

OMG it hurts to laugh with this frickin' cold, but I can't stop reading. Why am I doing this to myself? Oh well, time to stare out the window and look at this thunderstorm (gotta love SoCal's crazy weather), then pray that I'll get better by the time I go on a date this weekend. Peace outside!

Let us know how it went!

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

Let us know how it went!

Will do... Even though she hasn't been in America long, she loves American culture, fluent in English (especially after attending PSU, and since she knows what a foxtail is that seems legit ), likes cult films, has the same dark/sarcastic humor I do, and likes classic rock from Hendrix, Zeppelin, Dylan, AC/DC, Ramones to Nirvana (and she knows every reference I throw at her so it's not a bluff), and loves to cook (not just Asian stuff but American faire), and she's decently cute... Hold up, I think there's something wrong with my right knee, and why is Dramarama playing in the background?

[Axius]

Shoulda found one that doesn't speak English.

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by Axius

Shoulda found one that doesn't speak English.

I did before, it backfired horribly all the time...

* Send her to the grocery store for something more elaborate (salmon, carrots, broccoli and potatoes for my signature dish... It's usually a very specific cut of steak but I know she'd get confused): I program her GPS, she just gives up and goes to the gas station and we had those rubbery sandwiches that may be sitting on the shelf for months (not the good AM/PM station kind) for dinner... Even worse? I told her many times I was on a diet very similar to the Atkins and can't have bread.

* I love movies, but I can't watch any with her because not only do I have to explain the plot, I have to translate (puns and double entendres were hell)...

* There are certain words I don't know how to say in Mandarin, and it's very frustrating when you're trying to get an important point across and you get stuck on a word, or there's an idiom you've used millions of times in English that'll be perfect for the situation, but in Mandarin it sounds too formal, and there isn't really a comprehensive slang list for Chinese phrases (hell, even English but most of them would work, plus we got Urban Dictionary). I rough it and transliterate the word? 9/10 she doesn't get it.

...You get the idea. I just started getting sick of being the guy doing EVERYTHING, especially since I have the patience of a New Yorker (especially if I have ancestry with family from Poughkeepsie), so finding someone who spoke English and knows American culture was a MUST for me.

[Axius]

Well, for starters, you're trying to do too much. Dial it back a handful of notches. Show as little interest as possible, have sex with her and then go about your way.

Use this system;
Demonstrate value - Engage physically - Nurture dependence - Neglect emotionally - Inspire hope - Separate entirely

[MrPrena]

Use this system,if you think they are milking you;
Engage physically - Separate entirely

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

I did before, it backfired horribly all the time...

* Send her to the grocery store for something more elaborate (salmon, carrots, broccoli and potatoes for my signature dish... It's usually a very specific cut of steak but I know she'd get confused): I program her GPS, she just gives up and goes to the gas station and we had those rubbery sandwiches that may be sitting on the shelf for months (not the good AM/PM station kind) for dinner... Even worse? I told her many times I was on a diet very similar to the Atkins and can't have bread.

* I love movies, but I can't watch any with her because not only do I have to explain the plot, I have to translate (puns and double entendres were hell)...

* There are certain words I don't know how to say in Mandarin, and it's very frustrating when you're trying to get an important point across and you get stuck on a word, or there's an idiom you've used millions of times in English that'll be perfect for the situation, but in Mandarin it sounds too formal, and there isn't really a comprehensive slang list for Chinese phrases (hell, even English but most of them would work, plus we got Urban Dictionary). I rough it and transliterate the word? 9/10 she doesn't get it.

...You get the idea. I just started getting sick of being the guy doing EVERYTHING, especially since I have the patience of a New Yorker (especially if I have ancestry with family from Poughkeepsie), so finding someone who spoke English and knows American culture was a MUST for me.

What GPS tracker did you have on her ankle bracelet? My goodness.

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by C5driver

What GPS tracker did you have on her ankle bracelet? My goodness.

I was talking about the navigation which she neither knew how to program nor (apparently) click "YES" when it asked to "CONTINUE TO ALBERTSONS?". With someone that has a good grasp of the English language, she can get her ass back to the kitchen where she belongs that much sooner with a damn good sammich , not that shitty gas station sandwich mass-produced at a factory and sitting on a shelf for God-knows-how-long with its soggy lettuce and stick-to-your-mouth bread. Come to think of it, I never even saw her make a PBJ, so good riddance

[CANGRKE70]

This!

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Biorin

🌞 🚜

"...I just wanted you to know, baby you're the best..."

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Someone's annoyed I'm up late recording Instagram piano videos

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Someone's annoyed I'm up late recording Instagram piano videos