What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Just Googled - the memory foam ones are nice, but more challenging to build a giant pillow fort behind me, which is essentially what I require in order to sleep comfortably.

Challenging..., yes. But, I have great news for you. They offer superior climate control, along with extreme wind resistance. So far, none of mine have ever blown over due to inclement weather, and I think that's a tune we can all dance to.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

Challenging..., yes. But, I have great news for you. They offer superior climate control, along with extreme wind resistance. So far, none of mine have ever blown over due to inclement weather, and I think that's a tune we can all dance to.

You're telling me I can control the weather and become completely impervious to the wind just by purchasing a pillow? Wanna stock up and rule the world?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Biorin

You're telling me I can control the weather and become completely impervious to the wind just by purchasing a pillow? Wanna stock up and rule the world?

You two ruling the world?

I'm off to Mars, thanks.

[bimmette]

I'd love to live in a world ruled by Biorin and Axius.

All hail the King and Queen!

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I'd love to live in a world ruled by Biorin and Axius.

You would, you're Canadian. Sheep.


Bah. Baaaaaaah.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

You're telling me I can control the weather and become completely impervious to the wind just by purchasing a pillow? Wanna stock up and rule the world?

Yes. That's EXACTLY what I'm saying. We need to get started like, 5 years ago. A lot to catch up on, so bring your best gloves and yoga pants.

Originally Posted by bimmette

I'd love to live in a world ruled by Biorin and Axius.

All hail the King and Queen!

Since Biorin and myself are King and Queen, I would like to personally make bimmette, VP Mayor of Highest Honour.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

Yes. That's EXACTLY what I'm saying. We need to get started like, 5 years ago. A lot to catch up on, so bring your best gloves and yoga pants.

Since Biorin and myself are King and Queen, I would like to personally make bimmette, VP Mayor of Highest Honour.

Yay! Do I get VIP parking privileges everywhere I go?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Axius

Yes. That's EXACTLY what I'm saying. We need to get started like, 5 years ago. A lot to catch up on, so bring your best gloves and yoga pants.

Since Biorin and myself are King and Queen, I would like to personally make bimmette, VP Mayor of Highest Honour.

I could see it now....

A world ruled by sarcasm, bad jokes & unruly sex amongst the three of you while the world around you burns.

[NEFARIOUS]

Hooray for OT Orgies... Yay, alliteration!

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Hooray for OT Orgies... Yay, alliteration!

You and Tara

Asian on Asian crime.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

You and Tara

Asian on Asian crime.

He's just a halfer, like you and Biorin.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by bimmette

He's just a halfer, like you and Biorin.

Yeah but I don't want part of your little orgy. And you'll need someone to keep you warm at night while The king and queen are shacking up.

I'm taking my big booty Latinas with me on over to Mars.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

Yes. That's EXACTLY what I'm saying. We need to get started like, 5 years ago. A lot to catch up on, so bring your best gloves and yoga pants.

Only if you show up in your nicest leotard.

Originally Posted by Axius

Since Biorin and myself are King and Queen, I would like to personally make bimmette, VP Mayor of Highest Honour.

Agreed! Mr.SugarSkulls is nominated as the court jester because, well, irony.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Yay! Do I get VIP parking privileges everywhere I go?

Front row, first spot, painted double wide so no door dings.

Originally Posted by Biorin

Only if you show up in your nicest leotard.


Agreed! Mr.SugarSkulls is nominated as the court jester because, well, irony.

HA! Jester boy! I'll at least give him some virgins, since he is my brother.

[ASBSECU E93]

Biorin and Axius - Heavy is the head that wears the crown

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Only if you show up in your nicest leotard.

Agreed! Mr.SugarSkulls is nominated as the court jester because, well, irony.

No.

I'm off to Mars and will rule my own world. Then- I will battle you 3 for interstellar domination.

I will defeat you.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Axius

Front row, first spot, painted double wide so no door dings.

HA! Jester boy! I'll at least give him some virgins, since he is my brother.

You are no brother of mine.

Your queen has severed that tie.


This...is....war.....

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

You are no brother of mine.

Your queen has severed that tie.


This...is....war.....

What did I do?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Biorin

What did I do?

You nominated me as a jester! That's what!

I am an emperor, not no silly Jester.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

I might also be a little annoyed/pissed the fuck off because of seattles epic collapse earlier. Just maybe. Bunch of bitch ass Seahawks.

Where's my black book when I need it? I need to release some steam on a thot.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I might also be a little annoyed/pissed the fuck off because of seattles epic collapse earlier. Just maybe. Bunch of bitch ass Seahawks.

Where's my black book when I need it? I need to release some steam on a thot.

...in other news, Pats win again (yawn)

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

...in other news, Pats win again (yawn)

My fantasy chances were looking so good this week until the other guy with Tom Brady had to rain on my parade

Also, Denver's defense going 16-10 against Oakland netted him 27 points. The hell is wrong with this league?

Edit: did not see game, have been informed Denver's D crushed it. Fine.