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      12-02-2015, 12:57 PM   #1519
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Not enough Jack?
90% Jack to Diet Coke ratio, is still a terrible ratio.
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      12-02-2015, 01:19 PM   #1520
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90% Jack to Diet Coke ratio, is still a terrible ratio.
100% Jack. No coke.

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      12-02-2015, 01:21 PM   #1521
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      12-02-2015, 01:22 PM   #1522
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      12-02-2015, 01:28 PM   #1523
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100% Jack. No coke.

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PROVE IT.
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      12-02-2015, 01:31 PM   #1524
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PROVE IT.
Posted pics of her boobs on a male dominated online forum...sure there was a kid attached to them...still badass.
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      12-02-2015, 01:32 PM   #1525
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Hey, Missy. i tried to send you a picture of me.

This is what i got.

And I get nothing.

Tonka I think the disease your inbox had is now infecting mine too!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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PROVE IT.
Boom.
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      12-02-2015, 01:34 PM   #1527
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And I get nothing.

Tonka I think the disease your inbox had is now infecting mine too!
I got nothing too
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      12-02-2015, 01:34 PM   #1528
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Posted pics of her boobs on a male dominated online forum...sure there was a kid attached to them...still badass.
I'm trying to solicit more, you're foiling my plan.
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      12-02-2015, 01:36 PM   #1529
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Boom.
Atta girl.
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      12-02-2015, 01:39 PM   #1530
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Atta girl.
Make sure you have Fireball at your party.
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      12-02-2015, 01:40 PM   #1531
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And I get nothing.

Tonka I think the disease your inbox had is now infecting mine too!
My inbox has been broken for years. It proved to be working a few days ago, but it was only for a brief moment and then..... poof. Back to being broken.

Wait, so if it doesn't come directly from the owner, it counts as nothing?!?!
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      12-02-2015, 01:42 PM   #1532
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Make sure you have Fireball at your party.
Already in the cabinet! You're funny.
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I got nothing too
Oh well, at least my phone doesnt shut up.

It's a perv central now. Damn it.
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Already in the cabinet! You're funny.
Watch me after 3 shots of Fireball. You'll think Im the best thing since sliced bread I'm so hilarious.
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Sara504 - is that pic from 2008..?

Need proof that you can hang in 2016
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Sara504 - is that pic from 2008..?

Need proof that you can hang in 2016
NO!

2013
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Watch me after 3 shots of Fireball. You'll think Im the best thing since sliced bread I'm so hilarious.
People who are self proclaimed funny, are usually not funny.



Look at Carlos Mencia and Tyler Perry.



You realize you only have this one chance to make it really count now.
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Sara504 - is that pic from 2008..?

Need proof that you can hang in 2016
I forgot about this night. June 24, 2015! A wedding with an open bar.



And no, that's not my bed.
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My inbox has been broken for years. It proved to be working a few days ago, but it was only for a brief moment and then..... poof. Back to being broken.

Wait, so if it doesn't come directly from the owner, it counts as nothing?!?!
Yeah, it is so. So damn sad.
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What's with the kleenex on the edge of the bed?
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