Ask a Black person anything? (Paul Mooney Style)

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I like Popeyes.

My wife and I love it too.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

My wife and I love it too.

Are these responses Mooney enough, sir?!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Grape soda is scientifically proven to enhance the state of African presence in the bloodstream. People are known to desire black & milds, do the stanky leg, and emphasize the need to protect Bobby Shmurda.


Blacks don't know what menthol is.





I couldn't agree more with this. Sharpton is a fucking irascible fuck who seeks to undermine his own race in hopes of furthering an agenda that he is not even privy to pursue.


He talks to hear himself talk. Jesse Jackson, toned down version of Sharpton. I've been waiting for Sharpton to die for quite some time, now.



Blacks have a bad name in politics. Thanks Obama.

A Black friend of mine told me that Magic Johnson-owned movie theaters serve fruit sodas...is this true?

[John Tanglewood]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Do you have a big wiener

Also PM'd


I love how one of the tags on the bottom of this thread is FREEDOM

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I could go more in depth, but I don't feel like it.

Laziness! I see what you did there.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

A Black friend of mine told me that Magic Johnson-owned movie theaters serve fruit sodas...is this true?

I'm not sure, but hopefully the cure for AIDS is included on the menu.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Are these responses Mooney enough, sir?!

Verbiage you are fuckin incredible.

Got a man crush on you now. This is the thread that is growing faster than any other!

Told you it would be epically awesome!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by John Tanglewood

Also PM'd


I love how one of the tags on the bottom of this thread is FREEDOM

I added that one. Problem?

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Verbiage you are fuckin incredible.

Got a man crush on you now. This is the thread that is growing faster than any other!

Told you it would be epically awesome!

Shit, 7 pages LOLOL.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by John Tanglewood

Also PM'd


I love how one of the tags on the bottom of this thread is FREEDOM

Well, emancipation day is right around the corner!

What are you guys doing for it? Big party, I assume?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I don't know. All the hispanics that I hire flip a shit when I get them a Taco 12 pack for lunch.

Do you own a sweatshop or fruit harvesting company? Because they probably haven't eaten...

Jeez man!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

*rips black card from your cold, dead hands*

No - WAIT.....

I BBQ during the middle of the week....I keep red and grape drink in the fridge AT ALL TIMES....I have been known to suck toes....

This has to qualify me to keep a provisional black card..?!?!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

No - WAIT.....

I BBQ during the middle of the week....I keep red and grape drink in the fridge AT ALL TIMES....I have been known to suck toes....

This has to qualify me to keep a provisional black card..?!?!

I know which tag you added.

[Verbiage]

Wait, toe sucking though?






FUCK U THINK DIS B BRUH. EAT AZZ OR STARVE BRUH.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I added that one. Problem?

Shit, 7 pages LOLOL.

We'll see about that growth rate...but more importantly 'staying power'...

Ask a girl was an inferno for about a month

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Wait, toe sucking though?






FUCK U THINK DIS B BRUH. EAT AZZ OR STARVE BRUH.

[FType22]

I feel like when so much emphasis is put on race relations, it makes every little thing come under more scrutiny and PC protection. For example the idea of "white nice" seems to be increasing because some whites are trying to do everything they can not to look racist and end up looking patrionizing. With all the Black Lives Matter protests and media coverage of celebrities boycotting the Oscars or shaming the police, have you noticed an uptick in "white nice" ?

Recognize I come from the Bay Area in CA, with SF and Oakland, something Dave Chappelle once said was "perfect for what people because they just put all the black people in Oakland and make them come to San Francisco". People here seem to be the masters of the white nice and make an effort to prove they're not racist by being patronizing.

I feel like I just want to treat everyone the same, but other white people will call me racist if I do. HELP!!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Do you have a big wiener

YES....

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

We'll see about that growth rate...but more importantly 'staying power'...

That's what the white woman said to her husband when comparing his erection to the black man's.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Do you own a sweatshop or fruit harvesting company? Because they probably haven't eaten...

Jeez man!

Close. Hotels

[Whostheboss]

Lol at this thread

[Dekansnowman]

So I was given my Black Card a few years back, and it's been a solid experience sharing Remy Cognac and Hennessy with my brothas from different colored mothas.

My question is, since I've slid through the BBQ and brought the sauce with my circle of friends, do I need to earn a Black Card from each group or is my long-standing status of Honorary Blackdom valid at all cookouts and I need only to politely announce my Membership?

Real Talk...

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Depending how deep in the south it is, you're giving the south too much credit.

And that wasn't a reference to Top Gear, but I feel you

I think in TX:

1. You a white debutante get excommunicated for being with a Black guy
2. Chicken and waffles is big in Dallas - see Breadwinners Cafe - most patrons are White