Finland, 100.

[Ali Shiralian]

Originally Posted by Lups

You know what? Fuck you! Fuck you and your Canadian bs!

First of all, our national hero is A. I. Virtanen.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artturi_Ilmari_Virtanen

You know what he did?! He gave more milk to the world! You fucking Canadian milk baggers don't get it, neither does the world population which is like 70 something percent lactose intolerant, but our national hero (or only mine but let's not be too specific here!) is soo cool, cold, and served from a carton (that was so cool in my head).

Yes, our sports heros are all supporting acts to some weirdly named Canadians (Jari Kurri) and for sure our towns and cities are boring! Even our tech is boring ! We know!

Yes, we drink a ton of coffee and no, we don't talk. We are like Canadians but with less talent and with grumpier men! Everybody knows! But if you disrespect our milk heritage, we will unite in our hatred and even if it takes a hundred years, in some hockey arena somewhere, we will kick your arses in the first matches (we all know how it turns out in the finals.) and we will declare it was a win for all those people who respect our milk heritage!

And we are not racists! We like all colors (except canadas and in the early spring we tolerate them too) but every Finn on this forum (me) have made it clear milk related insults will never be tolerated.

You fucking Canadians. One day, one day we will have our revenge.

Our music is mild and gentle, in politics we are the Canada of the old continent and well, i object only to the milk yuck thing in your post.

For information only :

Finland is approximately 338,145 sq km, while Canada is approximately 9,984,670 sq km. Meanwhile, the population of Finland is ~5 million people (30 million more people live in Canada).

More prople#more hockey players

Cheers Lups

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Ali Shiralian

For information only :

Finland is approximately 338,145 sq km, while Canada is approximately 9,984,670 sq km. Meanwhile, the population of Finland is ~5 million people (30 million more people live in Canada).

More prople#more hockey players

Cheers Lups

I've driven through Canada! I am aware your country is bigger and better in every way than mine, but I'm practicing bitterness! I'll be better at it than any Canadian has been soon!

[Ali Shiralian]

Originally Posted by Lups

I've driven through Canada! I am aware your country is bigger and better in every way than mine, but I'm practicing bitterness! I'll be better at it than any Canadian has been soon!

Just pulling you're leg Lups,
Love ya....

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Ali Shiralian

Just pulling you're leg Lups,
Love ya....

As long as you don't tell anyone, I've always been a fan of Canadian hockey, and your country. I have many Canadian friends, and the only object I've ever framed is an autograph of Wayne Gretzky

[Ali Shiralian]

Originally Posted by Lups

As long as you don't tell anyone, I've always been a fan of Canadian hockey, and your country. I have many Canadian friends, and the only object I've ever framed is an autograph of Wayne Gretzky

This world could use more Lups.

I hereby declare you an hononary Canadian

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Lups

I've driven through Canada! I am aware your country is bigger and better in every way than mine, but I'm practicing bitterness! I'll be better at it than any Canadian has been soon!

Originally Posted by Ali Shiralian

Just pulling you're leg Lups,
Love ya....

It's next to 'Murica, LUPS...of course it's better!! They WIN at hockey...of course it's better!! If Finland didn't have you we might have to give it country non-gratis status!!!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Ali Shiralian

This world could use more Lups.

I hereby declare you an hononary Canadian

Well, finally something bad about Canada can be found.

Originally Posted by MKSixer

It's next to 'Murica, LUPS...of course it's better!! They WIN at hockey...of course it's better!! If Finland didn't have you we might have to give it country non-gratis status!!!

Oh fuck off Mk! Just because Finland is the Roy Moore of hockey you have no reason to be mean! I'll edit this post to have something really finnish and good that'll balance out me as soon as I can think of something.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'll edit this post to have something really finnish and good that'll balance out me as soon as I can think of something.

Jeopardy music STILL playing

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Jeopardy music STILL playing

We have the best grocery store in the world!!

They called me. They had gotten a fresh load of super good jalapeños and now, after almost 4 lbs i think I'm going to die.

That's the best i can do.

[bimmer456]

Didn't know you were Finnish.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 37psi

I also remember reading something about speeding tickets being calculated on percentage income.

True, but we have like 3 cops for the whole country so the reason why we speed with care are the mooses who have declared a war against us, they do an epic job at weeding out the bad drivers.

[The Choosey begger]

It's cold and boring, Iraqi refugees said they rather go back to war torn Iraq.

[Lups]

That and those fucking moomins ruining a perfectly boring country!

We also have a sauna contest where one of the participants burned himself so badly he spent months in a coma while going against a doped up Russian. The saddest part was that it was in the news for months.

Originally Posted by 37psi

Wahey

[The Choosey begger]

Finland has the highest % of alcoholism in the EU, this is why...

[Lups]

Aww. My pic and from my youthful hot days.

[Uber Commuter]

Isn't this thread Finnished yet...?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Uber Commuter

Isn't this thread Finnished yet...?

Nope, the folks here are still in awe with my new signature. You spotted it, right?

This thread was about a weird country up north with no real meaning on the global stage. It was meant to bring up what the small countries contribute.

[Uber Commuter]

I did!

I just follow you around now, looking for new posts







P.S. - That's actually paraphrased from a classic movie, The Usual Suspects; just in case you didn't know that

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Uber Commuter

I did!

I just follow you around now, looking for new posts


P.S. - That's actually paraphrased from a classic movie, The Usual Suspects; just in case you didn't know that

I read his biography once. I don't know about those modern movies tho.

I totally blame my librarian for that one. She was on her quest for god for Anna week of the month and she wanted me to read some classics on atheism and one of the last ones was a book about modern day atheism printed in the seventies.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

I read his biography once. I don't know about those modern movies tho.

I totally blame my librarian for that one. She was on her quest for god for Anna week of the month and she wanted me to read some classics on atheism and one of the last ones was a book about modern day atheism printed in the seventies.

Look up the Bible according to Mark Twain I read some more of it at the Cabin this weekend. That shit is funny!!!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Look up the Bible according to Mark Twain I read some more of it at the Cabin this weekend. That shit is funny!!!

The Van. The Boat. The Cabin?!?!! You're holding out on me!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

The Van. The Boat. The Cabin?!?!! You're holding out on me!

Dad bought the cabin. Drove the van up there with 6 passengers