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      09-22-2015, 07:36 PM   #15247
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Key words here are Apples and Waffles.....nothing quite as extravagant as your imagination, but for the visuals
What??? That trailer trash (with all do respect) wants APPL and Waffles dinner at The Waffle House?

JK,. I get it now. I guess some slice of apple won't hurt.
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      09-22-2015, 07:41 PM   #15248
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Key words here are Apples and Waffles.....nothing quite as extravagant as your imagination, but for the visuals
Well, we all knew Prenna would be upset if your aapl's were in the wrong teeth, of course he's going to have his dirty mind going.

I'd say this has been our best fruit conversation ever.
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      09-22-2015, 07:46 PM   #15249
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Well, we all knew Prenna would be upset if your aapl's were in the wrong teeth, of course he's going to have his dirty mind going.

I'd say this has been our best fruit conversation ever.
Yep....

MrPrena knows that I would NEVER share my AAPL, but Apple is ok to share
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      09-22-2015, 07:49 PM   #15250
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Yep....

MrPrena knows that I would NEVER share my AAPL, but Apple is ok to share
You so would if waffles asked.
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      09-22-2015, 07:49 PM   #15251
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You...complete us
Drove today to work and saw something really special in my rear view mirror !
Thought...WTF... What is this thing because it looked damn special .
After 4-5 miles we stopped on a traffic light and it came along me...
Color was dark brown metalic and it was ...In person it looks jaw dropping .
Saw also the blonde female driver and first I thought it was Sara ...But nahh ....

It was the "Fisker Karma"
But I found finally Sara in the last pic and with her Louboutin's.
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      09-22-2015, 08:56 PM   #15252
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bimmette and Lups - Just sent you both a email....try not to be jealous
Ooooh she's a cutie. You better treat her good!
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      09-23-2015, 10:46 AM   #15253
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Drove today to work and saw something really special in my rear view mirror !
Curious...what do those things go for? Fisker was based in OC, but since the BK, the remaining bodies were sold to a Chinese company. It heard there was talk about putting in a dino motor and rebadging them.

I have a pic of the Karma when it first came out...back in 2010/11-ish at Pebble.
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      09-23-2015, 10:53 AM   #15254
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Curious...what do those things go for? Fisker was based in OC, but since the BK, the remaining bodies were sold to a Chinese company. It heard there was talk about putting in a dino motor and rebadging them.

I have a pic of the Karma when it first came out...back in 2010/11-ish at Pebble.
They went for $103k, I believe, which was a substantial loss on each car.
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      09-23-2015, 11:11 AM   #15255
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They went for $103k, I believe, which was a substantial loss on each car.
There are a few in my area. Incredible road presence...bad business model.
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      09-23-2015, 11:13 AM   #15256
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There are a few in my area. Incredible road presence...bad business model.
Never seen one in the flesh, but they're beautiful. I'm not sure "spend everything ASAP, have very little to show for it" even counts as a business model.
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      09-23-2015, 11:21 AM   #15257
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Never seen one in the flesh, but they're beautiful. I'm not sure "spend everything ASAP, have very little to show for it" even counts as a business model.
Of course it's a business model and probably one that was used as a case study at some B school, with either a predicated or punctuated slide that says...Some people's sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others
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      09-23-2015, 11:24 AM   #15258
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Of course it's a business model and probably one that was used as a case study at some B school, with either a predicated or punctuated slide that says...Some people's sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others
As someone who went to a b-school, I can say that this is the point where the students chime in and explain, all-knowingly, how taking a few business classes means that they could have run this company (or any company, for that matter) muuuuch better, with hockey stick-like revenue graphs.
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      09-23-2015, 11:26 AM   #15259
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I've attacked people's relationships, called people names, thread jacked pretty much every thing I comment- and they just won't let me go.

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      09-23-2015, 11:30 AM   #15260
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As someone who went to a b-school, I can say that this is the point where the students chime in and explain, all-knowingly, how taking a few business classes means that they could have run this company (or any company, for that matter) muuuuch better, with hockey stick-like revenue graphs.
Guilty, as charged

The difference is that my company is a tad bit more successful than Henrik's, so I must have either listened well or adapted better
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      09-23-2015, 11:33 AM   #15261
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Guilty, as charged

The difference is that my company is a tad bit more successful than Henrik's, so I must have either listened well or adapted better
Not saying it's impossible to improve - for the love of god, I hope it is. It's just entertaining to observe the all-knowingness of youth in action (and I'm guilty of it too).

I'm gonna get you a cake. "Congrats on avoiding bankruptcy!"
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      09-23-2015, 11:45 AM   #15262
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Not saying it's impossible to improve - for the love of god, I hope it is. It's just entertaining to observe the all-knowingness of youth in action (and I'm guilty of it too).
One of my buds used to instruct at a local program...he was at PIMCO at the time. He had the privilege of tapping them with the magical reality stick a few times.

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I'm gonna get you a cake. "Congrats on avoiding bankruptcy!"
That's thoughtful, but I'm not a dessert person. However, I do celebrate avoiding BK by reading the AVM, smiling, and shopping for/buying property.
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      09-23-2015, 11:47 AM   #15263
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That's thoughtful, but I'm not a dessert person. However, I do celebrate avoiding BK by reading the AVM, smiling, and shopping for/buying property.
I'll just carve it into a large ribeye. Your method still probably superior, though.
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I'll just carve it into a large ribeye. Your method still probably superior, though.
RIBEYE??? Now that's not playing nice...not nice at all.
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      09-23-2015, 12:58 PM   #15265
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A list of what?
ailments V1, ailments.
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That's cool. I know most doctors don't keep their patients waiting past their appt. Time.
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I've come to the conclusion that I'm just not getting banned.

I've attacked people's relationships, called people names, thread jacked pretty much every thing I comment- and they just won't let me go.

I give up.
you haven't attacked the right people.
Are you whom I should be attacking?

My efforts have been wasted thus far
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Are you whom I should be attacking?

My efforts have been wasted thus far
Post some nudes of Biorin, that should do the trick
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