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      09-22-2015, 05:25 PM   #15225
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bimmette and Lups - Just sent you both a email....try not to be jealous
Meh, I'm on to her. I know her kind!
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Okay, I am curious now.
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Okay, I am curious now.
I'm giving him relationship advice. Someone is after his aapl's.
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I'm giving him relationship advice. Someone is after his aapl's.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....i see.
It was very carefully worded and I fully understand it.
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I'm giving him relationship advice. Someone is after his aapl's.
MrPrena ...actually....I give my apples freely in this instance
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MrPrena ...actually....I give my apples freely in this instance
Before someone tells you to wrap it up, you might wanna post here what you sent us!
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      09-22-2015, 05:52 PM   #15232
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Before someone tells you to wrap it up, you might wanna post here what you sent us!
I think it is great idea. At least PM it, because I was having a wrong idea until you said "freely."
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I think it is great idea. At least PM it, because I was having a wrong idea until you said "freely."
No, you have the right idea, abs has a lady in his life that's clearly after his possessions and ear scratching skills. As all men, he's too blind to see it though.
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      09-22-2015, 05:57 PM   #15234
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I've attacked people's relationships, called people names, thread jacked pretty much every thing I comment- and they just won't let me go.

I give up.
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No, you have the right idea, abs has a lady in his life that's clearly after his possessions and ear scratching skills. As all men, he's too blind to see it though.
Biggest question now is, is the "lady" inside the household, or external?
If I know that advice would be hella easier.
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Biggest question now is, is the "lady" inside the household, or external?
If I know that advice would be hella easier.
I can't tell his secrets, but ... I'm in shock.
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I've come to the conclusion that I'm just not getting banned.

I've attacked people's relationships, called people names, thread jacked pretty much every thing I comment- and they just won't let me go.

I give up.
You...complete us
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I can't tell his secrets, but ... I'm in shock.
ASBSECU E93 stop sharing ONLY to females here, and tell us guys (male) as well.

ETA: Do not give up your AAPL! You deserve to hold on to that!
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ASBSECU E93 stop sharing ONLY to females here, and tell us guys (male) as well.
Yeah, us males are full of curiosity.
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Let her know how friendly Phil is
Best idea ever ..
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ASBSECU E93 stop sharing ONLY to females here, and tell us guys (male) as well.

ETA: Do not give up your AAPL! You deserve to hold on to that!
You don't deserve to know, besides he's sure the love is real. I'm so done trying to explain these things to you guys.
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MrPrena - just a video I made with a female and some fruit
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Yeah, us males are full of curiosity.
Yeah, i mean the man (ASB) sacrificed a lot to hold on to the Apple he owned for "15+ years," and someone tries to take a bite of his apple.
I don't care if she is Miss Galaxy, I am not giving that away.
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MrPrena - just a video I made with a female and some fruit
LOL, I love this "imagination going wild" scenario.
If you didn't mentioned AAPL/Apple, my curiosity would not go this crazy you know??
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Yeah, us males are full of curiosity.
Yeah, i mean the man (ASB) sacrificed a lot to hold on to the Apple he owned for "15+ years," and someone tries to take a bite of his apple.
I don't care if she is Miss Galaxy, I am not giving that away.
I have maybe a 2% idea of what's actually going on, but YES I TOTALLY AGREE HOW DARE THEY. You tell 'em!
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