Confess here

TheMidnightNarwhal · 11-16-2018, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Can't grow a beard and turn down sex.....yeah, good for them. I hope it serves them well. In this day and age I am not at all surprised.

Personally I think No Nut November was created by those that can't get it anyway to celebrate the lack of sex they've grown accustomed to. Think starving people would turn down a meal because it was No Food November? I think not.

You all know it's a meme right?

King Rudi · 11-16-2018, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMidnightNarwhal

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Can't grow a beard and turn down sex.....yeah, good for them. I hope it serves them well. In this day and age I am not at all surprised.

Personally I think No Nut November was created by those that can't get it anyway to celebrate the lack of sex they've grown accustomed to. Think starving people would turn down a meal because it was No Food November? I think not.

You all know it's a meme right?

Not sure what you're talking about but if you say so.

Turkish Pickle · 11-16-2018, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMidnightNarwhal

You all know it's a meme right?

it's a meme for those who can get laid, it's "something to live by" for those who can't

Kev312 · 11-16-2018, 03:36 PM

Good thing I've opted for Nut All Over The City November instead.

Joekerr · 11-16-2018, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Kev312

Good thing I've opted for Nut All Over The City November instead.

Be careful. Public Indecency charges are no fun from what I've heard.

1MOREMOD · 11-16-2018, 04:00 PM

Eh not that bad just have to register

Turkish Pickle · 11-16-2018, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Kev312

Good thing I've opted for Nut All Over The City November instead.

yeah... maybe i should cancel my chicago trip

UncleWede · 11-16-2018, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Quickly avoiding your piercing stare

I stare not. I avoid eye contact with most in this place as it only results in a mindless conversation that I desperately do not want to be participant in.

Double-checked: still can't find the use of the word EYES anywhere in post related to staring.

wdb · 11-18-2018, 06:12 PM

I was lazy today.

StripclubDJ · 11-18-2018, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

This thread. It me.

Wife problems what to do? https://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96827

Nice .

nyalpine90 · 11-19-2018, 09:13 AM

Thinking of calling out Wed, so i can have 5 days off

Kev312 · 11-19-2018, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

yeah... maybe i should cancel my chicago trip

Don't worry was already in Chicago last week for work so already got that city out of the way.

CTinline-six · 11-19-2018, 11:05 AM

Some asshole parked their van on the street on a blind corner instead of their driveway. There is plenty of room in their driveway for it, and almost every day for the past week I've gone by there has been a car passing in the oncoming (my) lane blindly. This morning when I passed by it at 6:30am I just laid on the horn. Fuck that guy and his van.

Darth One · 11-19-2018, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Are you still married?

ok, i was only joking/drunk posting, but that was a fun read.

Darth One · 11-19-2018, 02:51 PM

sorry, when i'm drunk i always think i'm funnier than i really am

(hey that was a confession!)

wdb · 11-19-2018, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

sorry, when i'm drunk i always think i'm funnier than i really am

(hey that was a confession!)

Finally someone back on topic.

Turkish Pickle · 11-19-2018, 06:56 PM

it took me a solid hour to go downstairs, pick up new wipers, install them and take out the trash in my car... majority of it went to figuring out how wipers install.

not proud of the time it took but hey, i changed my own wipers!

Kyngofpop · 11-20-2018, 02:22 AM

Confession: my BMW is really breaking my heart.

Hear me out, I know that a car or material possession shouldn't be this tough on a person but I really REALLY want(wanted) this car to be good but every week or day (if you count the months at a time it's been down) there is an issue that renders it not driveable.

I've always owned eccentric vehicles such as Alfa Romeos, SHO's, Merkur's, and Sterlings that when down I could always take the jokes from my friends about how crappy they were but this time I said. " I'm gna buy a car that NO ONE WILL MAKE FUN OF ME for owning", but yet I'm the butt of jokes every single day because the bimmer is always in the shop.

I'm embarrassed that I ever bought this car.

A used car is a used car but geez, I'm making HUGE insurance payments on a car that can't get out of its own way. As an enthusiast I figured that BMW was over their reliability issues but I'm a prime example of "they're only good if you have a warranty...."

CTinline-six · 11-20-2018, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Sell the car man. Some are good. You have a bad one unfortunately.

This.

What model/year do you have?

CTinline-six · 11-20-2018, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

He's got an 11 550i Xdrive...

Yeah that might be why.

Kyngofpop · 11-20-2018, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Confession: my BMW is really breaking my heart.

Hear me out, I know that a car or material possession shouldn't be this tough on a person but I really REALLY want(wanted) this car to be good but every week or day (if you count the months at a time it's been down) there is an issue that renders it not driveable.

I've always owned eccentric vehicles such as Alfa Romeos, SHO's, Merkur's, and Sterlings that when down I could always take the jokes from my friends about how crappy they were but this time I said. " I'm gna buy a car that NO ONE WILL MAKE FUN OF ME for owning", but yet I'm the butt of jokes every single day because the bimmer is always in the shop.

I'm embarrassed that I ever bought this car.

A used car is a used car but geez, I'm making HUGE insurance payments on a car that can't get out of its own way. As an enthusiast I figured that BMW was over their reliability issues but I'm a prime example of "they're only good if you have a warranty...."

Sell the car man. Some are good. You have a bad one unfortunately.

That's the problem, no ones gna buy it. I still owe on the loan I took out on it and can't get the DTM to go away long enough to put it up for sale. I'll nvr own another one again that's for sure. This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever experienced.

1MOREMOD · 11-20-2018, 09:25 AM

Another BMW or 550

11-16-2018, 03:36 PM	#1456
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11-18-2018, 06:12 PM	#1461
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11-19-2018, 09:13 AM	#1463
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11-19-2018, 11:05 AM	#1465
CTinline-six Hoonigan 6941 Rep 3,016 Posts Drives: '09 328i, '98 Wrangler Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: Connecticut iTrader: (0) Garage List 2009 BMW 328i N51 [0.00]	Some asshole parked their van on the street on a blind corner instead of their driveway. There is plenty of room in their driveway for it, and almost every day for the past week I've gone by there has been a car passing in the oncoming (my) lane blindly. This morning when I passed by it at 6:30am I just laid on the horn. Fuck that guy and his van. __________________ "Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." -Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
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11-20-2018, 02:22 AM	#1470
Kyngofpop First Lieutenant 641 Rep 361 Posts Drives: BMW 4 Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: NC iTrader: (0)	Confession: my BMW is really breaking my heart. Hear me out, I know that a car or material possession shouldn't be this tough on a person but I really REALLY want(wanted) this car to be good but every week or day (if you count the months at a time it's been down) there is an issue that renders it not driveable. I've always owned eccentric vehicles such as Alfa Romeos, SHO's, Merkur's, and Sterlings that when down I could always take the jokes from my friends about how crappy they were but this time I said. " I'm gna buy a car that NO ONE WILL MAKE FUN OF ME for owning", but yet I'm the butt of jokes every single day because the bimmer is always in the shop. I'm embarrassed that I ever bought this car. A used car is a used car but geez, I'm making HUGE insurance payments on a car that can't get out of its own way. As an enthusiast I figured that BMW was over their reliability issues but I'm a prime example of "they're only good if you have a warranty...." __________________ Janet Jackson Unbreakable World Tour
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