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      10-27-2015, 11:47 AM   #1431
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Find a lake and wash it up before you hit it. Probably could figure something out.
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Okay ladies, if you could spend 48 hours in a man's body, who would you choose and what would you do?
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Okay ladies, if you could spend 48 hours in a man's body, who would you choose and what would you do?
Boner things. I'd be a good looking guy to facilitate boner things.
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Some advice I enjoyed was to find something that gives you energy rather than takes it. Just because you enjoy it doesn't mean it falls into the former category. What do you do that doesn't feel like work to you?
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Some advice I enjoyed was to find something that gives you energy rather than takes it. Just because you enjoy it doesn't mean it falls into the former category. What do you do that doesn't feel like work to you?
boner things
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Some advice I enjoyed was to find something that gives you energy rather than takes it. Just because you enjoy it doesn't mean it falls into the former category. What do you do that doesn't feel like work to you?
Traveling? Cars?
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Become a traveling car salesman.



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Become a travel agent and a car salesman.



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Yeah, travel the world in search of old relic cars for collectors or enthusiasts.
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how often do you dildo yourself?
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Why do some gf's hate their guy's best friends, who are, from the opposite gender?
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Some advice I enjoyed was to find something that gives you energy rather than takes it. Just because you enjoy it doesn't mean it falls into the former category. What do you do that doesn't feel like work to you?
Uh the forum? Car stuff. Sleep, watching movies, drinking? Any suggestions.
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how often do you dildo yourself?


I think this was already asked and answered. But your way of asking was far better.
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I think this was already asked and answered. But your way of asking was far better.
That's how FL rolls.
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Do girls like using bidets?

A friend told me about one on Amazon that he claims changed his life. Any truth to that?
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      10-27-2015, 04:52 PM   #1448
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How come the ask a guy thread has a (dot dot dot) after it, and the girl thread has what seems like an uncertain question mark?
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      10-27-2015, 06:10 PM   #1449
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Do girls like using bidets?

A friend told me about one on Amazon that he claims changed his life. Any truth to that?
I had Japanese bidet toilets in my house growing up (not a separate device, but the toilet seat is warmed for you and has all the bidet functions with adjustable pressure and everything) and it's AWESOME. Makes you feel very clean.

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How come the ask a guy thread has a (dot dot dot) after it, and the girl thread has what seems like an uncertain question mark?
Because I was very uncertain about making this thread, and Tonka likes to pretend he's ominous and mysterious.
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      10-27-2015, 06:12 PM   #1450
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Why do some gf's hate their guy's best friends, who are, from the opposite gender?
As in, why do some girlfriends hate their bf's female friends? I would suspect jealousy, or thinking that they might be too close and there's competition. I've also had that happen where I just thought the girl was lame and a complete bore, and so for me it was just a... "why did you pick this sucky person?"
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I had Japanese bidet toilets in my house growing up (not a separate device, but the toilet seat is warmed for you and has all the bidet functions with adjustable pressure and everything) and it's AWESOME. Makes you feel very clean.



Because I was very uncertain about making this thread, and Tonka likes to pretend he's ominous and mysterious.
My friend said this was worth 10x more than what it cost. http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo...keywords=beday

I am VERY ominous and mysterious. Aren't i? That's what i was going for.
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My friend said this was worth 10x more than what it cost. http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo...keywords=beday

I am VERY ominous and mysterious. Aren't i? That's what i was going for.
"Beday"...BEDAY. Wtf.
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