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      10-27-2015, 11:39 AM   #1409
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Could have suggested showers sex, wash it up for her
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      10-27-2015, 11:41 AM   #1411
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Could have suggested showers sex, wash it up for her
That'll 'maybe' solve the problem for that day. Doesn't address the whole issue.

There really is no way to be soft about something like that. Easy for a girl to be sensitive about it. He either just mentions it in slight and balls up, or he never says anything because he doesn't want to hurt her feelings, but continues to avoid her where she then picks up that something is wrong and ends up drilling it out of him, where he will in turn look like a dick because he never said anything sooner, they break up and everyone dies.
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      10-27-2015, 11:42 AM   #1412
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Something like that sounds more like a yeast/bacterial infection than bad hygiene. Douching tends to make those things worse - they have probiotics and/or stronger stuff for that, although if you've just met her it's a bit tough to broach the subject.
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So yell out rotten garbage and run for the door? Or you can put that stuff under your nose autopsy docs use and dive in.
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      10-27-2015, 11:43 AM   #1414
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She is not.



She was freshly shaved so I guess she took a bath that day too.
Smell is internal NOT external.. You can fucking hose her down if you want and it will still smell in there because her ph balance is fucked up.. The smell is most likely bacterial.
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Something like that sounds more like a yeast/bacterial infection than bad hygiene. Douching tends to make those things worse - they have probiotics and/or stronger stuff for that, although if you've just met her it's a bit tough to broach the subject.
Exactly what I had in mind. How would you like this problem to be adressed if it were you?
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So yell out rotten garbage and run for the door?
I'm not a quitter.. I finished.. Removed the rubber. Scrub my hands for like 5min.. Then I hung out for about 20min to be an gentleman and then I sprinted for the door.
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Could have just stuck some plugs up your nose, and if she asked just tell her your allergies have been really flaring up lately.
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That'll 'maybe' solve the problem for that day. Doesn't address the whole issue.

There really is no way to be soft about something like that. Easy for a girl to be sensitive about it. He either just mentions it in slight and balls up, or he never says anything because he doesn't want to hurt her feelings, but continues to avoid her where she then picks up that something is wrong and ends up drilling it out of him, where he will in turn look like a dick because he never said anything sooner, they break up and everyone dies.
Justification for 2 months time and emotional investment.

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Something like that sounds more like a yeast/bacterial infection than bad hygiene. Douching tends to make those things worse - they have probiotics and/or stronger stuff for that, although if you've just met her it's a bit tough to broach the subject.
Not if you get it on your figures and ask her to smell them. Just saying.
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I'm not quitter.. I finished.. Removed the rubber. Scrub my hands for like 5min.. Then I hung out for about 20min to be an gentleman and then I sprinted for the door.
Sometimes your hammer needs swinging. Horn dog.
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Dirty Sanchez time.
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Justification for 2 months time and emotional investment.
She must have a great personality.
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      10-27-2015, 11:53 AM   #1422
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Exactly what I had in mind. How would you like this problem to be adressed if it were you?
I would have handled that much differently now than i did then.

Now i would be up front with her and tell her we are going to tackle the problem together. Make it fun to clean everything up. Same thing if she had a huge bush. I'd have taken the time to trim/shave that up myself and by the end she's be so friggin hot it'd be awesome sex.

That is of course, if she didn't shrink into a hole in the ground out of embarrassment first. No matter how you tell her, it really depends on her personality for how well it goes.
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She must have a great personality.
She does. Only girl in a while that does not give me the funny look when I tell her I'm on a car forum after showing her my detailing regimen.
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She does. Only girl in a while that does not give me with the funny look when I tell her I'm on a car forum after I show her my detailing regimen.
Honestly, if you really like her, it's better you mention it now *gently*. You don't have to be brash like "Yo, yer shit stanks", but if you don't get it out of the way now, it's not going to help if you want to continue.

"Hey, I don't want you to take this the wrong way because I care about you a ton and we've been having fun, but last time we getting intimate I noticed a smell I'm not familiar with and was curious if you could smell it too?"

Now you've opened the discussion in a non confrontational way, and if she has a completely negative reaction or doesn't want to accept it, then just cut your loses. People need to be open to criticism or honest about situations, otherwise life is going to be very difficult.

I tell girls I'm on a forum, give em my username, usually never hear from them again. Go figure.
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      10-27-2015, 12:17 PM   #1426
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Not good at wiping? Wtf? Do people need a fucking manual on how to wash their own ass these days?


Can you imagine what cooter used to smell like back in the olden days when the only way to wash was a giant public cesspool? Smelly vag for decades.
Thankfully the fresher times for mankind are upon us.
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Yeah I don't know how babies were made 100 plus years ago. The stink had to be epic.
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Seriously. Not bathing for weeks at a time. Wearing all those heavy ass clothes along East Cost colonies during the summer? Shit had to be rank.
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      10-27-2015, 12:28 PM   #1429
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but the man-dick-cheese was so much fresher back then. . .

Why you think the Puritans were so against sex????
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Yeah I don't know how babies were made 100 plus years ago. The stink had to be epic.
Yeah why do you think no one smiled in pictures back in those days? Imagine being horny as fuck and having to endure all that poon stench to get your nut off. It was nothing to smile about.
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